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	 alright?
	alright?
 	alt: alrighty
altalt: alrighty then
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:45,
	
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	 Alright?
	Alright?
 	I have a cold, Nakers. it sprung itself upon me at about 9pm last night and I'm currently a one man mucous factory.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:46,
	
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	 if you makes you feel better mine has gone
	if you makes you feel better mine has gone
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:50,
	
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	 Marvellous news.
	Marvellous news.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:53,
	
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	 it really is
	it really is
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:59,
	
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	 .....and it's a bright, bright, bright sunshiney da-ay....
	.....and it's a bright, bright, bright sunshiney da-ay....
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:54,
	
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	 I'M SO HUNGRY
	I'M SO HUNGRY
 	damn skipping lunch to go out for dinner. damn it to hell.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:47,
	
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	 I had no lunch either swipes.
	I had no lunch either swipes.
 	Mainly because I wasn't hungry and I can't bloody taste anything anyway.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:48,
	
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	 I need a pee
	I need a pee
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:52,
	
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	 Been making a chocolate cake with micro.
	Been making a chocolate cake with micro. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:52,
	
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	 You'd have been better off using eggs and flour, surely.
	You'd have been better off using eggs and flour, surely.
 	Poor micro. RIP wiv da angles.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:54,
	
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	 I will let you off as you've got a cold.
	I will let you off as you've got a cold.
 	Just this once.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:57,
	
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	 This is almost as shit as something that I would say
	This is almost as shit as something that I would say
 	For that I'm clicking
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:03,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06,
	
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	 I'm on the train again
	I'm on the train again
 	and it's a crap one, too
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:53,
	
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	 no train for me been wfh today, plus got my brake pads changed and went to the hospital
	no train for me been wfh today, plus got my brake pads changed and went to the hospital
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:54,
	
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 	brake incontinence 
and when I
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:59,
	
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	 Plane chat!
	Plane chat!
 	Not train chat.
(I'm 'm at the airport).
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:55,
	
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	 Why you at the airport Jefferooni?
	Why you at the airport Jefferooni?
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56,
	
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	 Been visiting Battered's in laws.
	Been visiting Battered's in laws.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56,
	
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	 Oh yeah, I seem to remember you saying you were off to Edinburgh this week.
	Oh yeah, I seem to remember you saying you were off to Edinburgh this week.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:57,
	
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	 Soon to be boarding for the return leg.
	Soon to be boarding for the return leg.
 	Hopefully it won't be such a bumpy journey home.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04,
	
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	 did you get your jabs?
	did you get your jabs?
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:03,
	
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	 in teh bottom when you went to the public loo
	 in teh bottom when you went to the public loo
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04,
	
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	 this is the most primary school answer I have ever seen
	this is the most primary school answer I have ever seen
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:13,
	
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	 Not needed until they vote 'yes'.
	Not needed until they vote 'yes'.
 	Then you won't be able to drink the water.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:05,
	
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	 because they will have smashed you in the mouth, no doubt
	because they will have smashed you in the mouth, no doubt
 	scottish are violent I heard
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14,
	
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	 I don't like trains, they're awful.
	I don't like trains, they're awful. 
 	I'd say they were disease traps for commoners, but the tickets cost so fucking much you have to be well off to travel on them. Insult to injury, that.
The Underground's OK, but that's because it's underground and makes me feel like a mole man.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56,
	
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	 I prefer trains to buses.
	I prefer trains to buses.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56,
	
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	 they are far superior to buses or coaches
	they are far superior to buses or coaches
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:58,
	
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	 Both of you make valid points
	Both of you make valid points
 	But they're still disease filled coffins inherently inferior to the private internal combustion powered automobile.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:59,
	
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	 those are nicer when other people drive them
	those are nicer when other people drive them
 	it's also nicer to read on a train than in a car
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:00,
	
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	 unless it's some kind of outdated, terminally unreliable rust bucket that some chav has "bored out the engine"
	unless it's some kind of outdated, terminally unreliable rust bucket that some chav has "bored out the engine" 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:03,
	
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	 + moneypit
	+ moneypit
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:05,
	
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	 It makes me happy :)
	It makes me happy :)
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:09,
	
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	 Alright, calm down Sheryl Crow.
	Alright, calm down Sheryl Crow.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10,
	
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	 he does suffer from corvid obesity
	he does suffer from corvid obesity
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11,
	
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	 It can't be that bad.
	It can't be that bad.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11,
	
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	 I'm not a bike guy, but that chap was flying.
	I'm not a bike guy, but that chap was flying.
 	He must have known that course well enough to drive it blindfold. At that sort of speed you won't have any reaction time between seeing a corner and flying off it into a tree.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:30,
	
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	 put it this way I thought he was supposed to go right at one
	put it this way I thought he was supposed to go right at one
 	he turned left
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:32,
	
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	 Quite often he was leaning before I saw the corner.
	Quite often he was leaning before I saw the corner.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:36,
	
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	 i booked a train today
	i booked a train today
 	and i will have to use that stinky underground, too
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:00,
	
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	 whatcha doin in london cavy
	whatcha doin in london cavy
 	urban LARPing
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04,
	
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	 i am going to college in london for a week
	i am going to college in london for a week
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:12,
	
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	 Are you coming to see me?
	Are you coming to see me?
 	If not, why not?
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:05,
	
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	 whoa...
	whoa...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06,
	
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	 Oh, no, no, no.
	Oh, no, no, no.
 	I was just being friendly, like.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06,
	
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	 i am at college
	i am at college
 	and learning things
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:12,
	
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	 ooh, get you.  All la de da and self improving.
	ooh, get you.  All la de da and self improving.
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:15,
	
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	 i no, rite?
	i no, rite?
 	saint martin's college, too.  I plan to pick up a prole and take him to a supermarket
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:17,
	
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	 Why?
	Why?
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:19,
	
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	 it's a song, innit?
	it's a song, innit?
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:20,
	
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	 I know,
	I know,
 	You let me down by not saying because you "have to start it somewhere".
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:26,
	
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	 oh damn, whoops
	oh damn, whoops
 	I feel ashamed.  I blame chickpeas
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:28,
	
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	 she wants to beat him to a pulp, I guess.
	she wants to beat him to a pulp, I guess.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:21,
	
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	 *likes*
	*likes*
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:22,
	
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	 You're all cunts.
	You're all cunts.
 	I miss ya.  But you're all cunts.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04,
	
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	 holy fuck it's a drunk ghost
	holy fuck it's a drunk ghost
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06,
	
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	 presumably a spirit, then?
	presumably a spirit, then?
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:07,
	
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	 OK you can go again
	OK you can go again
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:08,
	
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	 Probably best that way, yeah.
	Probably best that way, yeah.
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:13,
	
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	 Wotcha scarpo.
	Wotcha scarpo.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06,
	
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	 I see it's still shit here, then.
	I see it's still shit here, then.
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:08,
	
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	 It has its moments.
	It has its moments.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:09,
	
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	 Ah, I meant it in an affectionate way.
	Ah, I meant it in an affectionate way.
 	It's shit, but it's my kind of shit.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:13,
	
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	 ^ which one's this then?
	^ which one's this then?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:08,
	
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	 This is one-time user scarpe.
	This is one-time user scarpe.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:09,
	
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	 makes drinky hand gesture
	makes drinky hand gesture
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10,
	
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	 If you're buying.
	If you're buying.
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	I might try and persuade the wife to go to the pub with me
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11,
	
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	 I actually did go to the pub the other day
	I actually did go to the pub the other day
 	Maybe the third time in the last 4 years 30 some days.
Fuck me, it was tedious.  Pubs are so shit when you're on diet coke.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14,
	
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	 and they fucking stink.
	and they fucking stink.
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14,
	
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	 agreed it's like going to the cinema wearing a blindfold
	agreed it's like going to the cinema wearing a blindfold
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:15,
	
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	 only if you have boring friends
	only if you have boring friends
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:18,
	
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	 Friends?
	Friends?
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:21,
	
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	 Some fucking arsehole that used to hang around here
	Some fucking arsehole that used to hang around here
 	but then got a job where he couldn't skive all day.  The poor sod.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10,
	
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	 yeah like "jobs" stop this lot
	yeah like "jobs" stop this lot
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10,
	
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	 Worked for me.
	Worked for me.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11,
	
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	 you haven't got a job
	you haven't got a job
 	I blame this on your inherent Geordiness
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14,
	
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	 I'm still working albeit just 2 days per week.
	I'm still working albeit just 2 days per week.
 	This will, however, end next week :(
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:15,
	
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	 You wanna change jobs mate.
	You wanna change jobs mate.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:25,
	
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	 Yep
	Yep
 	Yeah
Brilliant
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:08,
	
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	 Family gets beaten up by domestic house cat in "fuck me these people are shit, you're ten times its size, give it a kick" shocker
 	www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26544284
	Family gets beaten up by domestic house cat in "fuck me these people are shit, you're ten times its size, give it a kick" shocker
 	www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26544284
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:20,
	
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	 Makes me think of this, somehow
	Makes me think of this, somehow
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:32,
	
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	 this is me at work some days
	this is me at work some days
 	only add headphones and a cup of tea and a pile of ignored paperwork
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:35,
	
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	 I think I'm an alright guy.
	I think I'm an alright guy.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:34,
	
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