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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright?
alt: alrighty

altalt: alrighty then
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:45, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Alright?
I have a cold, Nakers. it sprung itself upon me at about 9pm last night and I'm currently a one man mucous factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:46, Reply)
if you makes you feel better mine has gone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Marvellous news.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
it really is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)
.....and it's a bright, bright, bright sunshiney da-ay....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)
I'M SO HUNGRY
damn skipping lunch to go out for dinner. damn it to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)
I had no lunch either swipes.
Mainly because I wasn't hungry and I can't bloody taste anything anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
I need a pee

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Been making a chocolate cake with micro.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
You'd have been better off using eggs and flour, surely.
Poor micro. RIP wiv da angles.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)
I will let you off as you've got a cold.
Just this once.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:57, Reply)
This is almost as shit as something that I would say
For that I'm clicking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:03, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
I'm on the train again
and it's a crap one, too
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
no train for me been wfh today, plus got my brake pads changed and went to the hospital

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)

brake incontinence and when I
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)
Plane chat!
Not train chat.

(I'm 'm at the airport).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Why you at the airport Jefferooni?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56, Reply)
Been visiting Battered's in laws.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56, Reply)
Oh yeah, I seem to remember you saying you were off to Edinburgh this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Soon to be boarding for the return leg.
Hopefully it won't be such a bumpy journey home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)
did you get your jabs?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:03, Reply)
in teh bottom when you went to the public loo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)
this is the most primary school answer I have ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Not needed until they vote 'yes'.
Then you won't be able to drink the water.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:05, Reply)
because they will have smashed you in the mouth, no doubt
scottish are violent I heard
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I don't like trains, they're awful.
I'd say they were disease traps for commoners, but the tickets cost so fucking much you have to be well off to travel on them. Insult to injury, that.

The Underground's OK, but that's because it's underground and makes me feel like a mole man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56, Reply)
I prefer trains to buses.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56, Reply)
they are far superior to buses or coaches

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Both of you make valid points
But they're still disease filled coffins inherently inferior to the private internal combustion powered automobile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)
those are nicer when other people drive them
it's also nicer to read on a train than in a car
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)
unless it's some kind of outdated, terminally unreliable rust bucket that some chav has "bored out the engine"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:03, Reply)
+ moneypit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:05, Reply)
It makes me happy :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
Alright, calm down Sheryl Crow.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10, Reply)
he does suffer from corvid obesity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)
It can't be that bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)
watch this:
jalopnik.com/eighteen-minutes-in-hyperspace-onboard-an-iom-tt-super-1547270538?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_twitter&utm_source=jalopnik_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

it's a bike but blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:17, Reply)
I'm not a bike guy, but that chap was flying.
He must have known that course well enough to drive it blindfold. At that sort of speed you won't have any reaction time between seeing a corner and flying off it into a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:30, Reply)
put it this way I thought he was supposed to go right at one
he turned left
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Quite often he was leaning before I saw the corner.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:36, Reply)
i booked a train today
and i will have to use that stinky underground, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)
whatcha doin in london cavy
urban LARPing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)
i am going to college in london for a week

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Are you coming to see me?
If not, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:05, Reply)
whoa...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Oh, no, no, no.
I was just being friendly, like.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
i am at college
and learning things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:12, Reply)
ooh, get you. All la de da and self improving.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:15, Reply)
i no, rite?
saint martin's college, too. I plan to pick up a prole and take him to a supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:19, Reply)
it's a song, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:20, Reply)
I know,
You let me down by not saying because you "have to start it somewhere".
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:26, Reply)
oh damn, whoops
I feel ashamed. I blame chickpeas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:28, Reply)
she wants to beat him to a pulp, I guess.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:21, Reply)
*likes*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:22, Reply)
You're all cunts.
I miss ya. But you're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)
holy fuck it's a drunk ghost

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
presumably a spirit, then?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:07, Reply)
OK you can go again

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Probably best that way, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Wotcha scarpo.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
I see it's still shit here, then.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
It has its moments.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
Ah, I meant it in an affectionate way.
It's shit, but it's my kind of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:13, Reply)
^ which one's this then?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is one-time user scarpe.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
makes drinky hand gesture

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10, Reply)
If you're buying.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10, Reply)
\o/
I might try and persuade the wife to go to the pub with me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)
I actually did go to the pub the other day
Maybe the third time in the last 4 years 30 some days.

Fuck me, it was tedious. Pubs are so shit when you're on diet coke.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14, Reply)
and they fucking stink.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14, Reply)
agreed it's like going to the cinema wearing a blindfold

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:15, Reply)
only if you have boring friends

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Friends?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:21, Reply)
Some fucking arsehole that used to hang around here
but then got a job where he couldn't skive all day. The poor sod.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10, Reply)
yeah like "jobs" stop this lot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10, Reply)
Worked for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)
you haven't got a job
I blame this on your inherent Geordiness
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I'm still working albeit just 2 days per week.
This will, however, end next week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:15, Reply)
You wanna change jobs mate.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:25, Reply)
Yep
Yeah
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Family gets beaten up by domestic house cat in "fuck me these people are shit, you're ten times its size, give it a kick" shocker
www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26544284
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Makes me think of this, somehow

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:32, Reply)
this is me at work some days
only add headphones and a cup of tea and a pile of ignored paperwork
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:35, Reply)
I think I'm an alright guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:34, Reply)

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