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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm in a great mood today, how are you feeling?
alt. Had a weird dream last night about an adopted kid with a murderous imaginary friend. Tell me your dreams.

altalt. share a link from your local news.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/widow-eda-marron-90-rugby-6853566
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:05, 87 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Who the fuck doesn't keep their front door locked?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Old people still living in the 50's thanks to dementia
My door aint locked when Im sitting int he house.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)
What sort of shit front door do you have that doesn't prevent access from the outside as soon as it's closed

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:18, Reply)
We often leave the doors unlocked
But I live out in the sticks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)
You deserve anything that happens to you then.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:23, Reply)
plus his insurance will be invalidated

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:25, Reply)
I hope its yokel bum rape

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)

www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/Big-Brother-winner-Jim-Davidson-announces/story-20828456-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Lucky folkestone!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)
That Nolan cow is going under the bus.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:10, Reply)

www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/WEIRD-Pictures-rocks-funny-faces/story-20817262-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is the best thing ever!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Folkstone is cool
*this may not be true*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:17, Reply)
It isn't true.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)

www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/Folkestone-restaurant-Rocksalt-restaurant-crowned/story-20811161-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)

www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/Leopard-looking-cat-missing-fortnight/story-20798117-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:13, Reply) 

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(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
YESSSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:34, Reply)

www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/Singer-called-Folkestone-worst-place-visited-m/story-20792901-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Day is dragging, but I'm alright
Alt: I once dreamed of winning the lottery, then losing the ticket. That was shit.

AltAlt: www.macclesfield-express.co.uk/news/local-news/john-inglesby-28-escaped-prison-6854222
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Your alt sounds like a Nick Berry b-side.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:13, Reply)
shit
alt: Simpele jobbe.Juste buter the bred. Stope wotshin The clokc.Two mor slises to go .Nomor buter!Chekc the frige .Miloins of spoders.Dinar tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I will save sporters the trouble
www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/regional/why-gunday-has-created-panic-in-bengal/article1-1183859.aspx
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:16, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Shut it punka whalla

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:18, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHIqEkTQ-64
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I'm still too full
My dreams are always mental - spaceships, ninjas, shit like that. I did have recurring one where people had a "Readybrek" glow round them

AltAlt:
www.newsguardian.co.uk/news/local/age-no-barrier-to-skydiving-nancy-1-6510111
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:16, Reply)
altalt
Holy shit, I bet her skin finished landing about half an hour after she did
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)
My kids were in that paper the other week
but I couldn't find it online
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I bet Saville would find them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Not now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:35, Reply)
WIV DA ANGLES

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)
that's that sorted then
www.jafariyanews.com/2k8_news/march/22moon_crack.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Nice dripping blood logo they've got there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Islam is the religion of peace

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)
AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE SHALL BE BEHEADED

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Fake pictures. We've never even been there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Horny, wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)
DO I!?!
Err, no
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)
I'm feeling annoyed.
www.getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-news/uxbridge-post-office-open-sundays-6851829
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Less whimsical provincial news as you move from my work area to my living area
www.haringeyindependent.co.uk/news/11084688.Pensioner_sexually_assaulted_while_waiting_for_bus/
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Fun loving students round here
www.thevisitor.co.uk/news/student-slashed-and-sawed-girlfriend-s-neck-with-kitchen-knife-1-6505553
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Charming.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:28, Reply)
He only wanted to "leave a mark" on her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Silly bitch, did their two months together mean nothing to her?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I know its like she didnt understand the commitment

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:35, Reply)
i liked the guy that gouged out his ex girlfriends eyes, he was nice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Thing is
that she hooked up with someone else and he kicked her in as well...

Could there be a common denominator ?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
at least they aren't making happy signs and cheering people to work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I might try and find her
and ask if I can fuck her neck gash
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Tracheotojob

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:36, Reply)
BONGLE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)

www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/sutton_heath_chubby_man_exposed_himself_to_woman_walking_her_dog_1_3458131
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
They will never catch you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:35, Reply)
They probably will, I get all wheezy when I try to run

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)

www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/friar-tuck-mugs-seven-coventry-6847454
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:33, Reply)
what
the
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Don't worry, it's looks as though our Olympic pool may be saved!
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/coventrys-olympic-size-swimming-pool-could-6849681
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Great comment on this one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
"rod polisher" certainly knows what's what

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I'd just like to go on record to say that this thread is FUCKING SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)
^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Start a new one then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
settle down butthead, train thread due in less than 3 hours!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Its a Bend over Billy thread
what do you expect
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Of course it is. The prancing mincer started it.
Start a hetrosexual one Nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)

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