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well this has all gone a bit down hill. come on children.
what's the best surprise you've ever had?
have you ever been reluctant to do something, and then it's turned out brilliantly?
alt: tell us of your biggest disappointment. we love the schadenfreude.
altalt: best afternoon snack?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:29,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Dunno.
Dunno.
Dunno.
YM.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:31,
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i feel really honoured and humbled by the amount of effort you've put in, here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:32,
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I've changed it just for you.
I'm trying to apply for a 0% balance transfer credit card but the site keeps crashing. That's quite disappointing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:33,
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They have 0% interest
in you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:39,
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Seems like it.
I'll try again later.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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They probably dont want to lend to the unemployed
HTHs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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tl:dr
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:50,
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I'm nothing if not a wordsmith of epic proportions.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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Mrs V told me not to drink too much ON MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY because we were going for a lovely romantic dinner the next day and she didn't want me all hungover and shit.
The following afternoon the doorbell rings, and my dad and my sisters have come to visit, which never, ever happens (they're bumpkins, we're in London).
We all go to dinner together - lovely.
Get to the restaurant, massive secret party for me there of all my mates.
Just 'cos it was my birthday - not even a special birthday or anything - it was so good I proposed to her that night.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:35,
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Set up like a kipper ^^^
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:36,
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^ A bird in the hand is on the other foot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:39,
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^Too many cooks saves nine
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:49,
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you can lead a horse to water, but the rhubarb must be carried
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:50,
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^ The proof of the pudding is in Rome.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:52,
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a nod's as good as a wink to your uncle
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:54,
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Speak of the devil and repent at leisure
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:14,
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thick as two short pigs ears
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:17,
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That all sounds rather nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:39,
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YM, of course.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:36,
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I got a flying lesson for my birthday a few years ago
That was really good - much more hands on than I thought it would be. I got to take off and land, as well as fly around to pretty much where I fancied
Roller Coasters. I was never particularly bothered about going on one so the first time I actually did I was in my 20s. They are great!
Alt:
A jal frezi curry a while back that was as spicy as tomato soup
AltAlt:
A brew and some chocolate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:38,
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i fucking love rollercoasters
i'm more excited than a labrador getting laid at alton towers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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I dont like heights so they are a mixture of emotions for me
Scariest bit is going up before it actually starts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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that's the best bit! all the anticipation and knowing how far it has to come down...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:42,
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It really isn't
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:44,
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Only girls and gays are scared of heights
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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I like rollercoasters though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:03,
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Yes but as we have covered
you don't even do gaybo-ing right
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:04,
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Getting lots of Xmas presents from you was good.
I'm reluctant to do everything and it mostly turns out brilliant, much to my annoyance.
Alt: No pub outing today has been the single biggest disappointment of my life.
Altalt: Lager
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:45,
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Creep
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:55,
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No one else does surprises for me :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:56,
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I'll do a surprise ear sex on you tonight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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Hot Aural Action
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:00,
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an eargasm
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:05,
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oy luv, cum ear!
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:09,
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You're funnier as Mong Tiger
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:11,
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wut?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:12,
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You're funnier as Mong Tiger
Rather than your other internet persona.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:14,
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i dont have another persona
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:15,
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nother persona cock
i don't know why.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:20,
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I was totally against the idea of a big 21st birthday party, so my mates decided to do a smaller party round one of their gaffs.
I got suitably pilled up and they suggested a trip to town to go pubbing.
Arrived in town to one of the bars I worked in, to a massive surprise party. It was actually amazing (could have had something to do with the pills).
alt. You know, I really can't think of any life disappointments. Sure, things have gone bad from time to time, but you move on and you don't dwell. What's the point?
Altalt. Pepperami dipped in soft cbeese
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:50,
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It's nice when you have to use drugs to forget your shit life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:54,
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I was 21. Fuck orf.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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altalt
this is one of your lots euphemisms isn't it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:00,
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If you want it to be, baby
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:03,
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crack cocaine
for all four
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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omg
personalise your own chocolate bars? LETHAL
www.yucoco.com/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:53,
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I don't like surprises
Alt: I am disappointed in myself and the amount of work I've done today.
Altalt: 12oz ribeye steak, bed aide sauce, French fires and watercress
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:54,
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what the hell is bed aide sauce?
spunk?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:57,
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Bernaise, stupid I phone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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i am lol'ing hard right now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:05,
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2585397/Founder-Westboro-Baptist-Church-Fred-Phelps-dies.htmlIm surprised the Daily Heil didn't have this in black, on the front page like they did for Diana.
Subsequently, before Diana dies they were calling her a whore, then suddenly it was Goodbye Englands Rose. Cunts.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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I'm sure other more reputable news sources are covering this story
Why link to the mail?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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hes a tory wife, innit.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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I most certainly am not.
I like a little bit from each party. :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:05,
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you believe prince philip ordered dianas death
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:06,
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don't be silly. he doesn't care.
His wife, on the other hand...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:10,
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because they were the most racist, homophobic, mysogynistic one I could think of.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:04,
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yeah the church is, everybody knows that, but why the mail?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:06,
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Because I half expected them to be a bit sad about it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:09,
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doesnt affect house prices or immigration, so not likely
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:10,
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It's essentially the same report, mentioning
his anti-gay stuff, in a dozen UK and US newspapers.
Don't see the relevence of the Daily Fail in this context.
Discuss.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:09,
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See above.
Over it now.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:12,
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IS IT TIME FOR THE TRAIN THREAD NOW, OR ARE WE EXPECTING DELAYS?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:26,
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Train sub thread time!
No delays today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:30,
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NAKED APE DOES THEM JAI'SYUM
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:30,
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He's always trying to muscle into peoples stuff and anuses
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:32,
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We can't have our special train threads getting derailed by his love of going through tunnels
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:34,
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your "special train threads" sound much more gay than he does
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:37,
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Hey, enough of this stupid lol yr gay meme please.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:39,
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hey, if the cap fits...
shove it on backwards, pierce your eyebrows, wear turd brown "ironic" sweatshirts, and be in fierce denial about being gay
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:43,
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BUT IM NOT GAY HONEST
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:43,
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*clutches pearls*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:53,
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it was my 26th birthday
and a larp event. My friends clubbed together to buy me a crossbow and bolts. I never really found out everyone who contributed, either, it was lots.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:38,
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Were they forced to sell their potions and extra health points
To a goblin in order to get the coins they could use to get the crossbow from the elderly gargoyle who had a shop that only appears if you roll a double 13?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:48,
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you sir!
what's the plan for sat? where/when? and do we need to book lunch on sunday? happy to do it if you tell me where...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:50,
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I'll make a plan later and Gaz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:58,
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no
there was like money...like shops have. Wikipedia it, perhaps
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:55,
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alright
All these questions are dogshit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:07,
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given that you are b3ta's least popular poster, and it is agreed unanimously that everything you post is shit and dull
it is a relief to hear that you think so
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:16,
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least popular?
Steady on. What about captain bollockhead?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:19,
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way way more love for the captain than for thee
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:25,
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you and I both know that simply isn't true
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:25,
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