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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Its fucking F F F Friday!
What does today have in store for you? Are you doing anything exciting today or over the weekend (apart from MM)?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:32, 122 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
going to eat some smelly msg ridden food tonight

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
I like this
I had a lovely curry last night
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I think I shall have some lovely curry tonight

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)
i had a distinctly average steak last night but i managed to eat it all up like a good boy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Did you get scallops?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)
nah they werent on the menu
im going to make up for it by having 'son-in-law eggs' tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)
That sounds suspiciously like a sex finishing move

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)
nothing suspicious about it youre completely correct

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
eff dat! *big tens*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
I'll probably just spend the day at work.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)
I am going to Slough this afternoon. I shall keep the car doors locked as I drive through the festering shitpit.
I am supposed to have micro this weekend, but am suspicious that bitchtits will try and sabotage that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)
If you drive through and out the other side, you can drop by my office for a cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Hey! Look everyone! It’s Internet Nonce ™. Hi Internet Nonce ™!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
He mistook you for a small boy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Easily done

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
I thought I'd brighten your day.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)
I'm taking the wife to the honeymoon suite of a nice hotel

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)

to the honeymoon suite of a nice hotel up the shitpipe
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
That would be nice
but unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Just remember to hide the gideon bible eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
No bible there
I checked last time
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)
It's under the pillow on her side
for when you start making any moves towards her
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Dropping her off, or are you staying there as well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Audition for cuckolds.com

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Alright. Day off so trolling.
She's taking the outlaws out for mothering Sunday lunch and I'm riding shotgun.
Sawing firewood if it stops raining.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Dont saw firewood
Get a fuck off big axe, it makes it much more fun. With the added bonus that you can pretend to be Arnie at the start of Commando.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
See your point.
I've got one of those steel wedge things called a grenade and you smash it with a sledge hammer to split really big stuff. Well manly it is.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
*tucks point away*
Ah they are great fun too.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Not as good as an axe though
-5 man points
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)
not reading original post - 10 man points
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2249678
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)
-5 for edjogs, not you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)
\0/
yippee
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
If you two can split this sycamore tree which is 3ft in diameter
with your man axes you can have all the points you want.
And a heavy duty check shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Im still in bed.
Few drinks in Disbury later.
Newcastle tomorrow, which will be absolute carnage from the plans Im hearing and a nice chilled Sunday and Monday eve.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Are you going out in just a vest?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
and crocodile shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
^Lying

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
See what you did there Oz

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)
I am not?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
You don't sound certain

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Im not sure what he means... Why would I be wearing a vest?
Is this a Newcastle stereotype?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Yes.
I don't think you're really a geordie if you didn't get that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I have enough stereotypes to adhere to without any from Auf Wiedersehen Pet

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Are you a brickie?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Not in these heels

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Not a propa geordie like you, eh Al?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Why, and indeed, aye. Fella. Pet. Like.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Man

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Canny tho'but

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
divvent tark wet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)
'as yuur nettie gorra sneck?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Haddaway and shite.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Work, then meeting The Senior Vagabond for lunch at the British Museum, then pub, home, feed the neighbour's cat, field email from people all around the world desperate to buy my photography because of last night's exhibition, become incredibly rich
and famous, have threesomes all over the shop with loads of different supermodels, die of massive drug overdose on own massive yacht.

Same old, same old.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
What about next weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Probably ... y'know - the usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
You're taking his wife up the shitpipe?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:19, Reply)
If you check the calendar, I'm clearly booked in for a reaming

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Ok well grease yourself up I will be there asap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
*puts on wedding ring*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Oh.
Oh now. Bit harsh, m8.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)
I dont (goat)se whats wrong with that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)
That pun's on a hole new level.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Making up for being half an hour late this morning, oops
Then, few beers later, might play on Skyrim for a bit. Considering buying the extended edition, but haven't decided yet.

Looking forward to my pint after work, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Why not just buy the add ons?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Works out as the same cost, wondering whether I can just install them then return the game

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Just fill a small bag with about £1.50 of add-ons and pay for that
Then walk back to your friend and fill a much larger bag, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)
HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Hilarious(!)

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Epson
I would just like to take this moment to inform you all of my utter hatred of Epson.
Changed 1 fucking cartridge and now it wont recognise any of them fucking shitcunts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
All printers these days are shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
This fucking thing wont even let me run a diagnostic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Kick it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Can I?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Yes, you can

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
And the circle is complete

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Now I am the master

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
^Typical IT guy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
* hangs round with TPT*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Unfortunately yes
first person I could think of as an "it" girl
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Ah right yeah, I wasn't really paying attention

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Talking of people not ageing well...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
ARGH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
That's coke for you

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Funnily enough, she looks a lot like Monty and Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
They have larger tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I would lay a large wager that she would have been filth back in the day though
you would need to have a good wash after mind
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
and a tetanus

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
I dont really drink lager

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Especially McScotchlager

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
alright
I have builders in tomorrow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Doing what?
A new pair of shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)
doing some work on my house innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)
What you getting done?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
this is a euphemism, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
*gives one*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
in what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)
His anus one assumes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
full of hamster innit
hence my question
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I'm still in bed :)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Be there in five

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)
bring me a cheese, onion and mushroom toastie? no lunch today as long drive to Devon, TA love

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
How many times ahve you wanked this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
none
your dad's only just left
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Even worse, she's cheating on you with my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
even better, my other lovely house guest left me motherfuckin' hotel chocolat !

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
tag team 5's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
*still in bed fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
O M G
b3th and swipe sitting in a bed
Giving each other constant head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Guntius Maximus Extremus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Me too. I feel fucking lazy mind.
Ive put a load of washing in though, so that's productive.
Im compiling a playlist for the inevitable after club party on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2249774
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Battered's bath

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
but... naked battered?
urgh urgh urgh bleeeeuuuuuurrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2249787
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
in the washing machine, silly head.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

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