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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning losers. I'm looking at holidays.
What are you looking at?
Alt: can you describe another b3tan in 3 words?
Altalt: Which cliches always turn out to be true?
Altaltalt: plans for the week end/weekend?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:03, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What are you looking at?
Alt: can you describe another b3tan in 3 words?
Altalt: Which cliches always turn out to be true?
Altaltalt: plans for the week end/weekend?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:03, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
alright
The screen of my HTC One.
Alt: prolly not, je suis un verbose prick.
Alt alt: rusty roof, smelly garage
Altaltalt: painting a ceiling and going round to my mate's to mix records.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:10, Reply)
The screen of my HTC One.
Alt: prolly not, je suis un verbose prick.
Alt alt: rusty roof, smelly garage
Altaltalt: painting a ceiling and going round to my mate's to mix records.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:10, Reply)
I have plenty.
This one is a techno & electro producer and is learning to DJ so his productions will improve. He releases records on highly respected record labels which you won't have heard of.
A box of my breakbeat records is round his, I expect him to be able to mix them.
True story yo.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:17, Reply)
This one is a techno & electro producer and is learning to DJ so his productions will improve. He releases records on highly respected record labels which you won't have heard of.
A box of my breakbeat records is round his, I expect him to be able to mix them.
True story yo.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:17, Reply)
I'm looking at those nude pics of you I found online, you really should be more careful who you let photograph you.
Alt. Can I do loads that are all really mean to you? like "Fat Psycho Cunt" and "Northern Ginger Mess" and my favourite, you new Souix name "Sucks About Bins" actually that would be really harsh and classes as bulying so I won't do it.
AltAlt. Smoke Crack, Fuck Bitches - Nelson Mandela
Altaltalt. Its Wednesday, I have no idea what I am doing tomorrow, let alone the weekend. I could be dead by then (and probably will be)
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Alt. Can I do loads that are all really mean to you? like "Fat Psycho Cunt" and "Northern Ginger Mess" and my favourite, you new Souix name "Sucks About Bins" actually that would be really harsh and classes as bulying so I won't do it.
AltAlt. Smoke Crack, Fuck Bitches - Nelson Mandela
Altaltalt. Its Wednesday, I have no idea what I am doing tomorrow, let alone the weekend. I could be dead by then (and probably will be)
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:28, Reply)
you could well be after that post
I'll set the Cornish mafia on you
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:35, Reply)
I'll set the Cornish mafia on you
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:35, Reply)
My work internet crawling along
Think someone is downloading, very annoying.
Alt: Above 50% bent.
AltAlt: Fat lasses try harder.
AltAltAlt: In Nottingham for the weekend.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Think someone is downloading, very annoying.
Alt: Above 50% bent.
AltAlt: Fat lasses try harder.
AltAltAlt: In Nottingham for the weekend.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Yeh, because they fucking have too! Cured my fucking premature ejactulation problem! All I have to think about is that fat Scottish lass and I'm good for hours.
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B3th stood me up. B3th can go to hell! B3th left a hole! Right here man! Right here!
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'He releases records on highly respected record labels which you won't have heard of. '
..is up there with 'we're vey well-regarded in the modelling community', phrase which has a silent 'ACTUALLY' attached to it.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:35, Reply)
..is up there with 'we're vey well-regarded in the modelling community', phrase which has a silent 'ACTUALLY' attached to it.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:35, Reply)
well yer
Swipe won't have heard of Iwari, Djaxx, Creme Organisation or Bunker.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Swipe won't have heard of Iwari, Djaxx, Creme Organisation or Bunker.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I'm looking at flats and houses.
My flatmate is cooking something that smells like warmed up sick.
I feel ill now.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:49, Reply)
My flatmate is cooking something that smells like warmed up sick.
I feel ill now.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:49, Reply)
Its Lusty! How are you? Apart from ill? Is it the bad aids? I hope not.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:51, Reply)
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I'm alright really.
I just can't handle the smell coming from the kitchen this early.
How are you?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:53, Reply)
I just can't handle the smell coming from the kitchen this early.
How are you?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Tired. There are too many women in my house. I'm thinking of quitting.
However I have been told quitting a family isn't quite the same as quitting a job and that I have to stay.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:02, Reply)
However I have been told quitting a family isn't quite the same as quitting a job and that I have to stay.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Schoolboy error there having two daughters
You should've made sure at least one of them was a boy
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:04, Reply)
You should've made sure at least one of them was a boy
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:04, Reply)
2 daughters is a better long term investment
They command a far higher price in the middle east as sex slaves.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:05, Reply)
They command a far higher price in the middle east as sex slaves.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:05, Reply)
hello lovely
how's the new bar? are you working thu evening/night? frog and i might be at the cinema opposite, so we could pop in?? x
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:09, Reply)
how's the new bar? are you working thu evening/night? frog and i might be at the cinema opposite, so we could pop in?? x
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:09, Reply)
I'll be in head office on Thursday so won't be around :(
I have a big scary meeting with all UK managers and directors.
The bar is a dive, but I love it. I have never been this happy at work. Fingers crossed it continues.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:28, Reply)
I have a big scary meeting with all UK managers and directors.
The bar is a dive, but I love it. I have never been this happy at work. Fingers crossed it continues.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:28, Reply)
I have a pretty decent rota so get actual time off and can start to have a bit of a life again.
Five evenings off this week, I honest don't know what to do with myself.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Five evenings off this week, I honest don't know what to do with myself.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Currently planning meetings so looking at my schedule
Alt Argh My Eyes.
Altalt: one swallow does not a summer make, however its a pretty good outcome to a first date.
altx3: I have been told the inlaws are coming to stay.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Alt Argh My Eyes.
Altalt: one swallow does not a summer make, however its a pretty good outcome to a first date.
altx3: I have been told the inlaws are coming to stay.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:08, Reply)
A very small person
Alt: nazi drug tramp
Altalt: all black people are criminals
Altaltalt: playing my veggie patch
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Alt: nazi drug tramp
Altalt: all black people are criminals
Altaltalt: playing my veggie patch
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:09, Reply)
What you have to understand is twofold
1) We were never going to get a top-class manager but this at least will get the fans cheering
2) You're a cunt
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:12, Reply)
1) We were never going to get a top-class manager but this at least will get the fans cheering
2) You're a cunt
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:12, Reply)
And seeing as how almost no-one will appreciate the above or how excited it gets me
AltAlt:
Daily Mail readers are idiots
Everyone in Derbyshire is a moronic cunt
Money can't buy happiness, except in Thailand
And others
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:11, Reply)
AltAlt:
Daily Mail readers are idiots
Everyone in Derbyshire is a moronic cunt
Money can't buy happiness, except in Thailand
And others
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Yes
But the thing is, that was 3 years ago. Move on, Nakers. Let the past be the past
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:18, Reply)
But the thing is, that was 3 years ago. Move on, Nakers. Let the past be the past
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:18, Reply)
YEAH! remember/make up tiny details about randoms you'll never get to meet because you have NO LIFE of your own! that'd be COOL!
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:23, Reply)
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YM's oleaginous axe wound.
Alt: filthy carrot cruncher
Altalt: I won't cum in your mouth.
Altaltalt: It's only Wednesday.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Alt: filthy carrot cruncher
Altalt: I won't cum in your mouth.
Altaltalt: It's only Wednesday.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I had carrots last night.
and I never bathe. So you have me bang to rights there.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)
and I never bathe. So you have me bang to rights there.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)
i very much doubt it's oleaginous by now
probably more dusty than anything
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:24, Reply)
probably more dusty than anything
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:24, Reply)
More likely to have been devoured from the inside by bacteria
I doubt there's a lot of it left now
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:27, Reply)
I doubt there's a lot of it left now
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Worms don't eat corpses
The key lesson to take from Ilkley Moor, is not to forget your heargear.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:31, Reply)
The key lesson to take from Ilkley Moor, is not to forget your heargear.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:31, Reply)
i remember learning that song when i was at primary school in buckinghamshire
30 kids with accents that would make the queen sound like a chav, trying to do a yorkshire one.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:35, Reply)
30 kids with accents that would make the queen sound like a chav, trying to do a yorkshire one.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Alt: Let's play guess the b3tan
Absolutely top bloke
Undeterred by shortness
Illiterate monkey fancier
Delusional supposed fashionista
Obvious sock puppet
Insufficiently gay gayer
Utterly pointless crotchstain
Your mum would
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Absolutely top bloke
Undeterred by shortness
Illiterate monkey fancier
Delusional supposed fashionista
Obvious sock puppet
Insufficiently gay gayer
Utterly pointless crotchstain
Your mum would
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Oh shit I forgot about you
I'll be nice and go with: surprisingly decent album
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:28, Reply)
I'll be nice and go with: surprisingly decent album
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:28, Reply)
You can't stop him existing just by striking through his name
Can you?
Fuck it, worth a go
David Walliams
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Can you?
Fuck it, worth a go
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Worzel Gummidge was not Cornish and neither was his accent so there.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)
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His brother is a burning ball of gas?
I know how that feels. Naga last night.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I know how that feels. Naga last night.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:38, Reply)
You are a cruel and heartless person.
I quite liked you. Maybe because you're cruel and heartless, who knows?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:40, Reply)
I quite liked you. Maybe because you're cruel and heartless, who knows?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Mornin'
I'm currently looking at porridge and coffee
Alt:
Amphibian sideboard loon
AltAlt:
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is
AltAlt:
Getting ready for holidays
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:29, Reply)
I'm currently looking at porridge and coffee
Alt:
Amphibian sideboard loon
AltAlt:
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is
AltAlt:
Getting ready for holidays
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:29, Reply)
In reference to your AltAlt
I would point you back to my link above
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:30, Reply)
I would point you back to my link above
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Nah there's no chance we'll get promoted now mate
Yes I know what you meant. I'm being positive for your sake.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Yes I know what you meant. I'm being positive for your sake.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)
I'm 100% positive that getting beat 2-1 at home by West Ham has relegated Sunderland
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Out the window at the city skyline, it's ugly.
alt: illiterate angry shut-in
altalt: Sod's law
altaltalt: holiday!
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:31, Reply)
alt: illiterate angry shut-in
altalt: Sod's law
altaltalt: holiday!
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I intend to research the local art scene on Saturday, and am going out with my women on Sunday to a local vintage arts and fashion fair.
I'm a fucking hipster, me.
Alt alt: it's always the last place you look! D'oh!
Alt: Dozer: not an accountant.
I'm looking at B3ta - duh.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I'm a fucking hipster, me.
Alt alt: it's always the last place you look! D'oh!
Alt: Dozer: not an accountant.
I'm looking at B3ta - duh.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:32, Reply)
accountancy exams are really hard
dozer would never have passed them
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:35, Reply)
dozer would never have passed them
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:35, Reply)
yer I'm shit at maths stuff innit
Luckily I work in HNW financial advice so don't have to do any sums.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Luckily I work in HNW financial advice so don't have to do any sums.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
PL/SQL Developer (tm)
alt: bitter, angry midget
altaltAlt: I don't plan that far ahead.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:08, Reply)
alt: bitter, angry midget
altaltAlt: I don't plan that far ahead.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:08, Reply)
i hope for everyone's sake (except his rape victim) that the bitter angry midget gets some soon
his little blue balls are making him all aggressive
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:14, Reply)
his little blue balls are making him all aggressive
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:14, Reply)
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