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School reports
After a filling at the dentists I have to go to my daughter's school for her parent's evening.

What were you told in school? Were you never going to amount to much?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:38, 120 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I was alright at school. Middle of the road.
I sort of flitted between groups of people. was definitely more of a chav. Did the whole drinking on the streets thing.
Hell, we even drank before assembly sometimes.

Ahh... Council.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Where were you from in Newcastle again?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:46, Reply)
behind teh bins
pizza hut
bigg market
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
There actually is a Pizza Hut at the top of the Bigg Market
Although I'm not sure how to access the bins
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Grew up in Fawdon, moved to City Centre, then Benwell.
Classy lass
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Nothing says class like Benwell

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)
It was near the river though, in a nice bit.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I've not seen that "bit"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)
"Whilst AA is clearly full of ideas, we wish he wouldn't share them quite so readily"
i.e. Shut the fuck up you little shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)
i.e. Gobshite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
One of my favourite Northern terms

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I learned it as an Irish term
Interestingly*, the Dictionary of Slang gives an alternative definition of "market trader"


*Interest may go down as well as up
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
It just sounds really offensive with a Northern accent
as does everything, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Can you edit a mod edited post?
Could tangled sneak back and change his post back to what it was without shitmod noticing?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Probably, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
No problem mate
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2253124
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I should probably edit that out again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Might be a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I was told I would most likely get a job that allowed me to be paid for sitting on a puerile digital arts community's Off Topic board.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I was taught the importance of good oral hygiene.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Me too
but I chipped a tooth
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Teacher had a Prince Albert, did he?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Not any more

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I gave YM a dose of oral hygiene last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)
YM gave me unhygienic oral last night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah that one works better

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
xx

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)
So you know in school if you die you get a full page in the yearbook.
Well so many kids in my year died that they took up most of the book.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)
But they never caught you, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
They must have left you with a Colum(bine) though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Someone in my year was murdered by Sunderland's very own gay serial killer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Beat them to death with a box of Weetabix.
He was also a bad speller.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
That took me far too long to work out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
steven grieveson?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Thats our murderer, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
A mate's cousin spent 6 months locked up as he and his bird were fucking in a house that he killed one of the boys in
He left a bloody fingerprint there and his lass wouldn't fess up to being there with him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Well he shouldnt have gone for the ol stink finger
if she was blobbing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Ah now, thy found Jason not guilty.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Yearbook? WTF?
Like in America?

Did you all write gay farewells to each other?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
In spunk
on his back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Hahahahahaha.
After a few Ziders.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:11, Reply)
No, most school I have worked in have had a yearbook with photos of all their year in as a keepsake.
Its surely not that unusual. I got mine 16 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I was told to leave and never return.
I was expelled when I was 13.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Expelled as a miner then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
No wonder your folks used to beat you up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I am seeing my parents in a few days time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Its off to home you go

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
They've sold the family place. Never seen the current one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Don't bang your head on the table when you walk in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)
My final R.E. report stated that I have a warped and perverse sense of humour.
The teacher had taken offence to me drawing a picture of Jesus holding a blood soaked chainsaw, with the words 'suck this' written on his robes, also in blood.

I had issues with religion as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)
They made RE so boring!
If they included all the genocide I may have listened.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

listened produced testosterone.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)
You want testosterone?
I may be queer but I'd still knock you into next week.

GRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)

knock bum
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Isn't baldness linked to high testosterone levels?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
No, due to hair falling out.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Mrs Cow works in a Catholic school
They have all the prayers, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Our church is so boring.
Hymns. No.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
So does Mrs Hats!
SPOOKY DOOKY!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 17:08, Reply)
I was consistently told from early school reports right up to the end that I was doing well but was a lazy shite who could and should do even better.
I'm not convinced this was a great lesson as I have continued to do alright and am still pretty lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Thats pretty much the same as me
Apart from Biology which simply said
***** has no interest in this subject
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Alright *****

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
five star are fucking shit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Alright Eliot

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
*phones home*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
blah blah blah

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I got expelled.
I was told once "What you are doing is desperately trying to prove to the world that you are a grown up. When you finally are a grown up (which might well never happen), you will know it, and no longer feel the need to try to prove it to anyone."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
still not had chance to test that theory, huh?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Absolutely not - as evinced by my going on b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
at what age are we supposed to be grown up
I think I passed it by accident
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I won the Stan Spencer Award for music.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)

stan frank
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)

spencer skinner
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)

frank Dennis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)

skinner Bin lorries
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)

orries aden
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I can't believe that he'd accept an award with that cunts name on it.
He disgusts me.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
i always had a good report, apparently I was a pleasure to teach.
Well, except for PE where I complained about a PE teacher on a local radio 'comedy' show.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
In my careers advice meeting my results came out as "mutha fuckin hustla"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 17:02, Reply)

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