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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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too many pictures in that thread
so, st georges day today. who remembered? should we remember?

alt: faith schools. a good idea or a bad one?

altalt: you can bring in the death penalty for one crime against humanity or society. what would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:36, 153 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
dunno
alt: no

altalt: gingers
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:39, Reply)
what if micro turns out ginger?
then what?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Nakers won't care, Battered will be upset.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:43, Reply)
yeah but technically she is my kid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:43, Reply)
You can pay for her school fees then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)
She won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)
that's what my dad thought, when i had ebony curls as a small child

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)
CONFESSION^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)
* screengrabs*

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)
^Askwith

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)
His face was on inside out, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:51, Reply)
*sympathy reply*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Altalt: BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Islam is a prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Islam fingers kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Only because they were bleating on about it on the radio this morning.
Alt: I'm not convinced it's a great idea to bring children up by ramming religion down their throat (insert priest/choirboy gag here); that said I don't think it's a good idea to bring kids up as vegetarians. Let them make their own minds up. I fear for the son of my conspiracy theorist neighbour.

Alt alt: shit threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:41, Reply)
I'm bringing my kids up as vegetarians.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:43, Reply)
I hope they rebel when they hit their teens and flap bacon in your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Flap bacon
mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)

i.imgur.com/d6yim.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Ew.
Also, potentially NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:23, Reply)
It's just bacon

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I fully expect at least one of them to rebel against it at some point.
When they're old enough they will be free to choose for themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)
My mate gave up being veggie when she had kids

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)
The sight of a freshly glistening placenta can do that to a person, I'm told.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
She didn't want to restrict their diet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
And we're back to Catholic priests and choirboys...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
i think kids need meat
young growing kids should be made to eat it. i had to suffer it, so they should ALL suffer it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
paedo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:51, Reply)
no such thing as a female paedo
it's you lot with your dirty hormones and cocks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
no such thing as a shit thread (other than dozer's 10 years out of date talk wannabes)
just shit posters.

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Actually, I'm going to change the altalt
to people who end every facebook post with 'LOL', even when the subject matter isn't 'LOL' at all.

Cunts. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I did, but, as neither a Christian nor a nationalist/patriot, it's not something I consider important.
Alt: I'm not sure any narrowing of viewpoints is helpful in education.

Altalt: For wanting to reinstate capital punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)
this sort of daily mail shite doesn't help
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-26482599
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Yeah, there is no evidence yet that the leaked letter is genuine

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
except that it sounds like it was written by a daily mail reader
on the other hand, that dude who was found to have hired his entire family to work at the school and had to resign for corruption didn't really help.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Meant to post this in the last thread, just for McBeef.
www.buzzfeed.com/adamrbsv/the-wit-and-wisdom-of-danny-dyer-8vj6?s=mobile
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Buzzfeed is shit
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Never seen it before.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:44, Reply)
If you were on facebook, you would often see your 'friends' sharing the results of some wakkki quiz they took on buzzfeed to reveal "Which Character From Diff'rent Strokes Are You?" or some shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I dont know what you talkin' bout

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Altalt: Jews.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)
In which case a Jewish school would be a useful thing - you can combine the two

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)
the post sport showers would be even less popular than at a private prep school

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)
what am I saying? Jews don't DO sport

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Its the showers afterwards they seem to have an issue with

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)
I remembered
We used to go out for all 4 saints days though that may have just been an excuse to drink beer all day

Alt:
Not really bothered. Mrs Cow works at one and the calves both go to one but thats because it is the best school.

AltAlt:
Tucking tracksuit bottoms into socks
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Does Mrs Cow hold the particular faith of the school in which she teaches?
Just curious, as I see a lot of vacancies for such organisations where it's a stipulation that you must share the beliefs and principles of the organisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Not really, no
Its a Catholic school and she is a Christian
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Unofficial rule is you can't reach senior management unless you are a Catholic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:53, Reply)
I saw a job last week that would have suited me down to the ground
but was unable to apply for it as I don't believe in God (it was for a charity operated by a Christian faith group).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
What was the job doing?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Pope

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Development work of some kind.
All I remember is reading the ad, thinking "this sounds good" then getting to the bit where it said you had to be a practising Christian to apply. I kind of lost interest after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Doesn't sound like a very tolerant religion.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:03, Reply)
See below.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:04, Reply)
In my dad's shop, there was a mezinine floor, about 4-5ft high, that was used as a stockroom.
So he tried to hire a dwarf, because they'd be the perfect size, and he was told by the job centre that the only people who were allowed to specify that they want a dwarf is if its for art or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2265529
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)
It annoys me.
You can have a Christian ethos without actually subscribing to the whole sky fairy bit. I've met Christians who, quite frankly, are anything but.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)
well that sounds like grounds for discrimination on religeous grounds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Tell that to the Pope

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
i will, i follow him on twitter so I can trool him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Whats the difference?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:34, Reply)
You can't wear rubber johnnies if you're a Catholic
but you can if you're a Christian.

Same God, different rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)
You're right, it wasn't worth you applying for that job

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)
You christ-based lot are craycray yo'

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Altalt: BLACKS HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Altalt: PAKIS HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Altalt: NORTHERNERS HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
i would raise my eyebrows
but it gives you wrinkles
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I'm being 'satirical' innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:53, Reply)
am i missing the pynchonesque playfulness of your narrative?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Pinch one esque?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
YER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:02, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:03, Reply)
oh hai

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:04, Reply)
I'm cooking lime and honey chilli chicken.
Then having an epileptic seizure, it seems quite fitting somehow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Try not to swallow your tongue and/or piss yourself!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:06, Reply)
That would be fitting, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:11, Reply)
raising your eyebrows will give moonty wrinkles?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Are you drunk again?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:05, Reply)
:o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:52, Reply)
NOT REALLY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:53, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:54, Reply)
^^^dubdubs check em

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:04, Reply)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:06, Reply)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)
No
Alt Bad
Altalt I wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:10, Reply)
British people don't need an excuse for a piss up.
George is a load of shit anyway. Didn't he kill a dragon? That's a treason against Wales.
Alt. Depends on your faith.
Altalt. Instead of the death penalty. An eye for an eye justice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)
It seems we do need a good excuse now
www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/23/alcohol-prices-violence-study-binge-drinking
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:34, Reply)
it's all these forrins coming over here with their continental drinking habits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
George's day is RASIST.
Alt: religion is bad, mkay?
Altalt: peedopi ... peadofi ... NONCING!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)
They don't object to our benifits so why do they object to our flag? etc etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:24, Reply)
No court/government/country should have the right to decide which of its citizens live and which die.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Why not?
If I was in charge I'd get rid of all the stupid and ugly people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)
starting with yourself yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Ovbouse reply is ovbouse.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)
OMG BUT DAT WUD B SUICIDE 4 U !!!!!111

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
so there'll be just you and me left on here then, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
*coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:42, Reply)
oh alrighty
just me and baked ape then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)
we do it all the time when the NHS decides who should receive which treatments

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
And thats right?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)
yer
cos the money saved not treating a hopeless case can be used for some actual good
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Like duckponds, ipads and closing down Chase farm.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Not treating a hopeless case is not the same as killing someone
They were going to die anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:54, Reply)
As are we all.
Shooting them just makes the process a bit quicker, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Everyone is going to die anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Life ain't fair, and money is more important than people.
People are infinitely replacable; money retains it's value by being finite.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
well NHS budgest are finite

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
So are the nurses!
(or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I haz new green trainers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Tell us more.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Suede with white leather branding and a green and white rubber sole

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Sound a bit Puma.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)
SPEWma more like !!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
You're on the right track with the 'big cat' theme

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
LEOPARD TRAIOMIERS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)
YESSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Green flash?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)
No, although I did have a brown corduroy pair

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I used to have some brown corduroy converse
They were well cool
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Yeah those green flash were wicked, but I'm not cool enough to wear them anymore.
Also I threw them away.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Trainers and baseball caps.
Pref colour-coordinated tracksuit.

Well boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I have never worn a baseball cap
True story
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)
lol povvo

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)
No, I've never played baseball either. And I'm not terminally ill.
I can't see any other reason to wear one.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
I've played rounders, but I'm not aware of any specific hats for that game

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)
some kind of bent hat I suspect

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Isn't rounders for girls?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
tangles is basically a bearded lady

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)
why do you think he has such a lovely cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I don't

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Swipe told me when you climax you scream for it then weep into the wardrobe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
No, actually it's 'at the point of onanism I scream fro it'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
It could do with a fro

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
shhhhh, i split tea on my laptop and it's gone a bit funny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Hi Battered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Hi ho sporters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
really? because it just seems like you are playing your usual 'internet character'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
to be honest it's nice that people think its a character

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
^ deleter ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
i bet it looks like someone put a wig on a watermelon and smashed it with an axe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
needs more matted yak fur

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I go away for a few minutes and suddenly everyone starts thinking about my cunt :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
i never stop

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
sounds like the gangreene has spread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I can't say I did. Just a working day, innit?
Alt: Tricky question. It might not be quite so much of an issue down south, but up here it can be a disaster - especially in Glasgow where the whole proddy/cafflick thing is like the jews and muslims. But to be fair, that's Glasgow for you and if it wasn't religion they'd be booting each other's heads in for something else anyway.

AltAlt: Writing for the Daily Fail.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

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