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Swipe eats fish. 1 life 1 mealWhereas cows provide many meals to many people.
Can you think of anything else that makes swipe a MASSIVE HYPOCRITE!
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:31,
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now hang onwhen did i ever say you shouldn't eat meat? i just said it tasted nasty. i have never claimed to have any principles.
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
also nil points to battered/dozer (they're the same person anyway) for strikethroughs to make me massive.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:33,
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If something is a 'fact' then it is, by definition, 'right'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:34,
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when did ever say you shouldnt eat eat? i just said it tasted nasty. i have never claimed to have any principles.
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
also nil points to battered/dozer (they're the same person anyway) for strikethroughs to make me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35,
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I have NEVER been so insulted in my 40 years on the planet.You CUNT.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35,
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I'm on board with thisBeef FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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She probably has it in for the tinned alcohol purchased on remuneration day as well.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:39,
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Also if its nothing to do with morals SHUT YOUR FUCKING GINGER NORTHERN MOUTH!I DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF AUBERGINE, DO I FUCKING GO ON ABOUT IT? NO! SO FUCK OFF SLAGGING OFF DAMN GOOD FOOD SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE STUPID TASTEBUDS! YHPCCIYM FFS!
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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^ this is the sort of commentary the Internet was invented for ^(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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What's happened to /offtopic?It's gone even more loopy than usual.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:34,
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I'm not ginger, I have a house in Cornwall and I like beef.I'm just throwing that info out there in case you're interested.
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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I just want to add something to the lasagne talk. The best lasagne is lentil lasagne. I'm not even joking. Shit is tight yo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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see also spag bollentil spag bol is fucking delicious
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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I think this might be the first day we've ever agreed on food. Maybe you're not so bad after all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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i'm fucking awesome, meask berk and monty, they'll back me up. not peej, he's a noncy cornish wannabe pirate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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We went out for piesand her pie didn't have meat in. Then she ran off and stood me up on our next date. Mind you she isn't averse to having a bit of meat in her mouth as I discovered about the bins.
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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I was in Cornwall briefly last weekend, And I thought of you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:13,
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Oh manhe is the new "not meet for a pint" guy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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You and Dozer should totally have your own MEGABASH.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:24,
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I said the next time I'm in York I will actually really meet him for a pint(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:24,
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Make plans and let him down at the last minute. He loves that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:25,
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That's a few people sorted for Christmaswww.amazon.com/Gehwol-Wooden-Pedi-File/dp/B007Z2HZZ4
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:50,
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Do you know a lot of people with rough, calloused skin on their feet then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:51,
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Oh, is that what it's for?I'll look for something else for Nakers.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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Sportscow has never provided us with any meals(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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I made meatballs in tomato sauce last night(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:08,
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That tooActually, I've not made a curry for ages. I will resolve this at the weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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His takeaway doesn't open until 7pm.Which also explains why he never posts in the evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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Greggs is rather limited.Go further afield and you can't even get ham and pease pudding!
:( I miss Stotties
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:18,
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We have some pease pudding at homeLunch for tomorrow sorted
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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You can get some tinned monstrosity in the supermarkets but it's not the same(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:25,
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Proper stuff with good ham in a stottieNORTHERN WIN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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Split peas/lentils cooked in the water from boiling a hamThink dhal with hammy goodness but more firm. You can spread it like butter on your bread
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:30,
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It really is wonderfulMakes a ham sarnie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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I introduced the other half to it also. It was "surprisingly good"
Nice on a warm sausage sandwich with red sauce
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:52,
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I agreeApart from the 'red sauce' thing. Cold sauces in general are an abomination - AN ABOMINATION!!!
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Saveloy! That's the thing I couldn't remember(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:21,
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SWIPE EATS NYOMMY BACUN SAMMIDGES SWIPES FAVORIT VEGITABEL IS PEAS
SWIPE DRINKS PAYDAY CANZ BUT NOT WIV A STRAW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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Peas are shit. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:12,
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^ this ^and that's 3 times in one day. BOOM.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:12,
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I'm not putting anything of mine in anything of yours if that's what you're getting at. I've got more class than that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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The Shamen's quest to get kids eating healthier failed at the first hurdle(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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NoWhat the fuck is wrong with people thinking the workplace is a fucking social club or, I dunno, the fucking cafe at Lassiters or some shit? Just fuck off with your creepy 3D baby photos, I've got a headache from debugging stored procedures all day and most importantly I don't give a fuck.
And who let my pregnant wife in here in the first place? badum-tsh
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:15,
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Alright AAAny chance your lot can fuck up the title race in the next few weeks? My Liverpool supporting wife and eldest son and going to be fucking unbearable for the foreseeable future.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:19,
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Sorry, I'm rather hoping notI've been enjoying this season greatly, will be fucking excellent if we do win it. Then again, would have been fantastic to seal it at Chelsea, rub it right in Mourinho's smug fucking face.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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I love SQLI used to do a lot of application development but since I've moved to a specialised SQl role I've been far happier. The headache's probably due to all the daytime drinking.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:25,
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You get over them with practice(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:25,
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I hope asian security guard 'Badum Tish' made her sign inAnd issued her with a temporary pass.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:17,
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*jots down ideas for a security guard sitcom**remembers Nightingales*
*stops*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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Only with people, GJswanning around and breathing all over the place.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:31,
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I like prawn sandwichesbecause it means eating so many individuals at once.
just like your mum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:18,
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If a cow feeds more people than just you, then you're doing meat eating wrong.#justsayin' #impactedcolon
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Kroney, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:46,
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Depends how big the fish is I supposeSwipey couldn't eat a whole Bluefin Tuna at one sitting.
Could she?
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