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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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where did you all go? you useless bunch of mincing maryswhat kind of comedy makes you laugh? sarcasm? slapstick? puns? some auld cunt falling in a puddle? tell.
alt: best way to travel?
altalt: WHAT'S FOR EATING LATER?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:17,
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HomeThe best comedy is Pynchonesque satire.
Alt: Stoned.
Altalt: Nothing, already eaten.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:27,
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Depends on my mood really. Im not one for slapstick or cheap jokes.Old people falling over is always funny, and who can;t resist a cat clip?
alt. I would say train but they're always overcrowded/over priced.
I really don't mind coach travel unless you're sat next to a behemoth.
altalt. Chicken Madras.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:36,
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The best way to travel is in a coffin.alt. The best way to travel is in style.
altalt. I have eaten, pork shoulder steak stew.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:42,
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alt:this made me do an actual lol, the only one today so far
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:02,
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Observational satirical standupLike Jim Jeffries and Steve Hughes amongst others.
Alt:Flying - I love it
Altalt: We will be having a buffet-style affair with various cheeses, preserved sausages including but not limited to - salami, chorizo, hazelnut sausage, peppered mortadella - pickled items, grilled ciabatta and some pulled pork. Not bad for a Monday eh!
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silly and/or surreal stuffI was horrified today that there is a 'comedy' show on ITV which is basically people miming to songs. Lame.
alt: lots and lots. Quite like cars and trains
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:18,
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Altalt: Going out for smelly forrin food as it's the father in law's birthday.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:19,
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people being hit in the bollocksAlt: DLR
Altalt: miscellaneous metal and glass
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:21,
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THIS ISNT WORLD OF WAR CRAFT........THIS IS MONTY DONS WORLD OF REAL CRAFT. "Suck it up you level 25 orklings, THIS, is fucking magic. Pure afghan magic, and THIS is how you craft a spliff, for reals"
m.imgur.com/Bx5QUG1
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:31,
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That's a fucking understatement. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:45,
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Your face.Alt: depends on the length of the journey & the destination. I spent five years at a company where the policy was first class flights for flights of more than 4 hours, so just can't do long haul any other way. Thankfully I still have a lot of airmiles.
AltAlt: Pork chop, mange tout, baked potato.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:32,
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All of that stuff gets me, American comedy is direalt: depends on the situation I would say by car purely because I like to be in control
Alt:alt Does beer count?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:54,
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\o/ ALRIGHTY THEN (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:02,
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Doesn't need waterYer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:04,
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Got to be 105 years old though yer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:05,
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That ain't no laddie?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:06,
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Oh sorry I think I Doze(re)d off thereIs yer the new in thing then?
Awaits obvious yer answer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:13,
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No. Just makes a change from 'Alright'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:14,
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A leathal dose of anthrax, would make a more welcome change than "alright"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:15,
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At the De la soul concert Q-tip may sing the classic "105 that's the magic number"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:23,
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Nah he was singing 105.4- Magic FM's frequency. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:25,
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Ohh man I LOVE THAT ONE(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:25,
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What make of turntable do they use?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:28,
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Yer"Jump around" and all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:28,
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Well that's just insane in the membrane(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:30,
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Surprised he doesn't prefer 50's stuff:Turquoise & The Clown Feet, supported by Facial Piercings & The Cufflinks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:30,
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YES. Supported by The Stiltons. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:32,
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THIS DESERVES IT'S OWN THREAD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:34,
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No point when there's only a couple of people, most of whom are Dozer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:36,
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Oi, if you call me DOZER I swear down I'm gonna shank ya(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:36,
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Alright Dozer. Yer.You black bastard.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:37,
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Well you are the big cheese around here(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:38,
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Yer, that and all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:41,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:38,
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Even you cannot be that shit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:39,
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Dr Second Best Troll was a bit of a stretch for you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:38,
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It was a real struggle having to be as thick and dull as that so I sacked dat shit right off(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:40, Reply)
I genuinely thought that one was a new person.I feel used and cheated :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:42,
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hahaha first lol of the night(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:44,
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Not really sure, I may be one step closer to being back in the daytime....Is that a good or a bad thing?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:52,
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Great thing. We need some more daytime people.Im having to do work.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:56,
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I was a daytime person :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:58,
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I know. But we're a fickle bunch.Nobody even mentions rory anyomore
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:59,
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Fuck RoryQuentin was best, till he died in that helicopter accident
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:02,
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I play by the rule that if they have an icon they aint DozerYou know what with him being a tight Scott and all.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:41,
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I feel the same about most American comedy. They lay on the sacchrine.I love Modern Family though. Only discovered it recently.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:41,
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*Canned laughter*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:43,
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The only one I like is Family Guy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:00,
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The fella who plays the blues night in my localLooks just like Roddy Radiation.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:34,
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The fella who plays in local band skabilly rebelsLooks just like Roddy Radiation.
Because he is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:41,
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Tell him he has a double.As amazing as that is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:43,
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I think he likes to have a few doubles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:44,
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doppelgänglolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:45,
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