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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah, that thread's shitAll you Londoners are miserable, isolated pricks who never interact with other people.
Luckily help is at hand, with talktomelondon.org/home
You can now get a badge to wear to encourage others to engage you in conversation and there'll even be a special day for talking and that.
Good idea, eh?
Alt: Look, just fucking shut up will you! I'm sick of hearing you banging on about nothing in particular.
I don't care about the weather, or what you watched on telly last night.
Is silence golden?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:09,
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Mean Girls 10th anniversary todayI shall be honouring this significant date by talking entirely in quotes from the film, until I get bored of that. Luckily there are many, many creative insults to draw upon.
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I'd smash itBy which I mean, I'd treat her to some disappointing sex.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:18,
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I bet she smells like a baby prostituteSerious answer; yes when the film was made, now not so much
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I think we all missed the boat when she was smoking hot and as banged like a shithouse door(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21,
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She was basically singlehandedly providing a reason to not commit ginger genocide(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I suspect the only other person on here who has seen that will be jaysum(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21,
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Shall I give you a badge anyway?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21,
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I've been out on dates with people from the train/metro in the pastAlt:
Silence is very, VERY underrated. Five mins proper peace and quiet is a wonderful thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:15,
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Sitting next to a girl on a train doesn't count as a date, sporto(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:20,
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ha!Two girlfriends of 1.5 years each ACKSHULLY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:22,
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Of course notIronically both were called Vicky
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:30,
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I fail to see the irony in this(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:31,
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he might mean "coincidentally"he's Northern, we have to make allowances.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:39,
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I cannot think of many worse things than some cunt trying to start a conversation with me on the tube. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:18,
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She could be your future wife(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:19,
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I will never get married again. Once was more than enough. Bitchtits was trying to be friendly this morning. She's after something.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21,
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Anyone who marries for a second time didn't deserve to get rid of the first one(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:24,
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I can think of plenty- The cunt in question being James Corden
- James Corden starting said conversation with the intention of raping you
- Someone else filming said rape on their phone
- Subsequent video only getting 1 star on YouTube
- Your Mum
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hahaha!Early call for POTD
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:22,
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This will give me nightmares for a month. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:23,
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he has dinner with James Corden on May 30th(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:40,
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Most people are very boring.Many of them are ugly.
I fulfil at least two of the above criteria.
Why the fuck would I want someone to start a conversation with me?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:24,
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Because you are so desperately lonely?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:26,
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get fucked(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:51,
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Why would you want to talk to a stranger? I don't even meet you lot and I 'know' youalt: yes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:44,
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There used to be this thing called social interactionLike most species, we are capable of achieving more if we work together.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:46,
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Did you always know these people?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:54,
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if they are introduced by someone then they have been vetted to some degree(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:57,
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However did you cope at university?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:58,
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So let me get this straightYou London types are so socially inept that you have to wear badges to get people to talk to each other?
FFS.
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we're not inept, we just don't want to talk to you, get it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:53,
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You fucking moody southern cunts(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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I'm trying to get to work, it's busy and i'm tired, i want to read the paper and listen to musicwhy would I want some random weirdo trying to talk to me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:58,
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You often talk to random weirdos on the internet during your commute(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:59,
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A commute isn't some kind of social event.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:59,
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There used to be a train in Yorkshire that on certain days of the month would become either the jazz train or the folk trainA group of musicians would travel up and down the line, playing music to the travellers.
There was even beer to drink.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:03,
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Was this something people would choose to attend, or was it forced on the poor people travelling?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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There were two carriages on the trainYou could choose to sit in the one without beer and music
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:05,
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Without. In fact, I'd book those days off just in case.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:06,
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that sounds like the worst thing everforced "fun" with nowhere to escape to.
I bet you like doing flashmobs don't you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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I flashmobbed your mum only last night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:05,
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I saw a cunt walking along the road playing a guitar and singing like some sort of fucking minstrel.I wanted him to have a massive heart attack.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:05,
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you shove have pushed him in front of a bus(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:07,
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I hate anything where you are forced to hear people's shit music.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:07,
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I just watched their videowhy do they have some awful regional person doing the voiceover?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:53,
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Which region do you think he is from?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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fucking tube of miserable death this morning, took about an hour to get on itwhen i did, i was so miserable and claustrophobic and hot that a nice young man gave me his seat. wow.
yeah.... 5 stops later, he collapsed and hit his head really badly, and started shaking on the tube floor. because of the crowding and the heat. now a perfectly nice man is on his way to hospital because of the striking cunts. CUNTS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:00,
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if it helps I am working from home with the sun on my back and coffee in the pot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:01,
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There's no maybe about this(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:03,
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that would mean implying that he thought someone would have sex with meape thinks i'm sexy. haha.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:10,
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I'd plow you into the middle of next weekCheck out that boob job, they're like rocks
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are solid hard boobs like rocks a good thing then?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:19,
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Mean Girls quote dearI assume yours are some kind of real flesh-like subject matter
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I read that as though it was a material used in their production - RealFlesh™(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:29,
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i would have loved to be "in" mean girls(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:07,
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I like LIzzie Caplan and feel sad that her career hasn't gone as far as I feel it should(
Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:08,
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She was thoroughly entertaining in a few episodes of New Girlsand also appeared in Masters of Sex.
As you can probably tell by this detail, I'm agreeing with your post
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New GirlShe also starred in "The Class" which also included the ginger dude from Modern Family. Sadly it was dropped after one series.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:11,
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Outdone on Lizzy Caplan knowledge AND grammarThis is a bad day. At least I'm wearing pink.
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And of course she was in Cloverfield and her head exploded(
Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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Fuck, she was as wellYou're either on IMDb or are a crazy stalker. Possibly both.
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Nothing sad about that, it was awful(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:13,
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I may be remembering it with a rose tinted brainbut I enjoyed it when they showed it on E4.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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Isn't it a channel for 'Lambrini girls'?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:39,
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I have failed you, AlI shall write my own entry in the Burn Book
We totally need a Burn Book
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I saw it at the cinemain Melbourne, on one of the early dates with my now wife.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:09,
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It's a fucking brilliant filmDespite knowing dozens of lines from it, they never fail to make me laugh
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He should take personal responsibility for his own situationand drink some water.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:05,
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he was on his way to work to do his joblike a normal person
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:10,
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I bet he's glad his management aren't trying to take his job away.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:12,
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the jobs are going (or rather changing) because of technology changing their workplacei wonder if the strikers who are striking all refused to buy MP3 players and electronic music to support HMV staff who lost their jobs? surely they all refuse to have digital cameras and smart phone cameras, to support everyone who lost their jobs when jessops went under? and i bet none of them watch movies online, ever, because they still want to use blockbuster.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:18,
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No, the jobs are going (jobs are being lost) because the management are trying to make relatively small cost savings (relative to overall budgets) and have decided that nobody ever needs to use a ticket office, despite millions of tickets being sold via ticket offices every year. It's unnecessary.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:23,
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the proposal of having them walk around the station is much betterthey could give them portable machines, like guards have on trains, or like the pay machines in the apple store. and they could help people who struggle with the machines.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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and they're going to cope with "my oyster card is dead" how exactly?because it was a ticket office that gave me a new one when mine stopped working.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:05,
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it's bad enough when the person you're travelling with wants to talk to you on the tubeno. tube is not for talking. talk when get off.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:01,
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I think it's perfect acceptable to talk to someone you know.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:02,
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tbh i've find it too loud to hear properly anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:02,
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you may want to save these fro when Jaysum peels his spunk splattered back out of bed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:03,
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You must be joking mateMy nose is a mess at the best of times and it certainly doesn't look any better after playing basketball on Monday night.
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Couple of people here might have fun with thiswww.fender.com/american-design/
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:08,
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Yeah, that provided five or six minutes of fun.How do I get the guitar then? Do I need a 3D printer?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:17,
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I meant the guitar, not the printerSilly sporto
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:27,
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I'm not, I'm friendly and happy :(Unless you catch me at work. I'm still not wearing some fucking badge.
I wore my new sunglasses for the first time today. They're awesome. That is all.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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Oh no, many Londoners do that, I've seen them.They're usually seen standing on corners shouting at cars, or a wall.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:25,
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they must be better than your purple ones(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:34,
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They are far better. I lost those in Marseilles :((((Worked out well, if expensively.
And those were blue, anyway.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:38,
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That sounds fucking hideousI'm travelling to work FFS, I don't want conversation.
Alt: Another good episode of The Blacklist this week.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:20,
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this is why i can't even bear breakfast radiowhy do they have to talk at me? just play music and shut up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:21,
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I think they try to tailor their output more to their target demographic than to you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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^Nakers knows his shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:30,
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Ah yes, the "people who like shit music" demographicWhich in all fairness has consistently been proven to be the most powerful of all the demographics
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i am amazed they don't play more "black hole soul smear" and "Clare's accessory Goth"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:40,
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It's why I listen to Radio 2.Better presenters, better music.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:27,
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How old are you again?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:30,
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Radio 2 FTWWith the exception of Jeremy Vine, who is a colossal prick. And Steve Wright, who sings over the top of every fucking song. But the music is usually pretty good.
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Get 'Moylesey' and 'Comedy Dave' back, that's what I say.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:29,
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STOP!....CARRY ON! HAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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You've clearly been lying about your ageMust be a short person thing. Yoda did the same.
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Go and shove some more SSRIs up your arse. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:32,
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this is the correct responseI am very partial to More or Less where Tim Harford explains the numbers and statistics used in everyday life, nad how everyone is lying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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Some of the afternoon plays are good. I also enjoy John Humphries having a go at politicians, he does it better than Paxman. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:38,
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i'm not interested in drama on the radio, but I do like some of teh comedy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:39,
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i saw someone reading out their new radio play at soho theatre on mondaythey were doing a sort of pisstake of different music styles, doing heavy metal and rock'n'roll and bon jovi ballads on an electic ukelele with silly lyrics. quite good, i hope they get it on air.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:40,
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'Comedy' music is almost never funny(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:41,
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Wait.....What about 'Moylesey' and his parody songs?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:42,
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it is at firstthen it quickly gets shit. but these guys were quite cool as they had lots of banter as well. and it was only a 15 min slot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:45,
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I'm wearing my pink trousers today cos it's sunny(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:37,
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#insert leopard running into wall pic here#(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:45,
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Can't believe you think you can comment on my blue sunglasses, given this.I bet you have some lemon yellow ones, too.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:39,
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Sure.Pink, yellow, turqoise and lilac: the trouser section in Nakers' wardrobe
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:40,
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Yeah, I've heard abotu you Northerns.Your "rainbow" is the varying shades of blue and red in your skin as you stroll about the frigid, rain-lashed wastes of Northumberland with no shirt on.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:46,
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do you mean shortswith your little pink naked legs sticking out at the bottom?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:40,
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Thing is, tall slim guys like us can get away with wearing all sorts of clothes that would look dreadful on other people(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:46,
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You're only jealous of my long, slender legs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:51,
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