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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HairI'm going for my first haircut of the year in a bit.
Haha how about you post some hilarious suggestions for what I could have done?
Alt: Worst hairstyle you ever had? Pics please.
Altalt: Is this really the dawning of the age of Aquarius? And where the fuck is Frank Mills?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:01,
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I once discovered the source of the lyrics to that song in the personal ads of a 1960s teen magazine, called Rave.True and somewhat disappointingly dull story
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:12,
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Me too!Oh man, who knew this would be such an interesting topic?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:23,
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When growing my hair I went through the inevitable mullet stage.When it was longer, I also dyed it green, prompting my good friend who I hadn't seen for a while to greet me with "Hey, Vagabond - stupid hair. How's life?"
Altalt: I once - after massive drugs - argued myself into astrology based on the gravitational pull of the sun, therefore the stars might have the most minute gravitational pull on us, just enough to slightly alter chemical reactions, so that certain constellations at certain times would affect babies developing in the womb at that time and so the genetic parts of their character. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:06,
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Flock of seagulls.I had blonde curtains in the 90's
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:06,
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Beef curtains more like!!!!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:08,
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I was going to share a pic but the uploader isnt working(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:10,
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Damnit and that was the only image hosting site on the entire internet!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:13,
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I can't believe im doing thisimgur.com/OQZ9Cyt
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:15,
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That doesn't strike me as a particularly embarrasing hairstyle(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:17,
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In fairnessthat's no more embarrassing than any photo of me at the same age
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I've found that the benefit of having dabbled in many a ridiculous haircutis that whenever I randomly shave my head, as I did a few weeks ago, Ms Foxtrot responds with a resigned sigh of "I've seen worse"
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Do you mean you shave bits of it at random?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:09,
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No I just got fed up of it and got ridStill no idea why. Regretting it now.
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You recently looked like a gothic iced gem(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:26,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:28,
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Someone mentioned he wasn't dead and had a shit new haircut so I had a look(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:31,
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So we're not FB friendsbut yet you stalk my profile.
That is in no way creepy.
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You so want meYou're in illustrious company, the list of b3tans to fancy me is as long as it is of high calibre.
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You've put on a bit of weight since then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:13,
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Stick with Gill, then you'll always be the thin one(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:14,
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I think you should get the St George flag shaved into your head to support our brave boysAlt Fuck off
altalt I dunno who that is
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Even I as a diehard football fan am getting pissed off nowCan't wait to see those stupid little flags popping up in car windows
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Alright 'sanjay macladen' why dont you fuck off to jockmenistan if you don't like our flag(, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:33, Reply)
You're assuming I am EnglishOr Georgian, Catalonian, Lebanese or whatever
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:36,
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I have a zero clipper every monday, less poncing aroundwith shampoo, etc.(, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I have a responsible job. I don't have time to go around getting stupid haircuts.
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What time does 'spoons open?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:36,
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Breakfast of champions, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:37,
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Getting my hair cut at lunch time. 4 on the top, 2 on the rest, but I used to get a 2 all over. Low maint is best.Worst I ever had was when I was at uni and went for 6 months without getting it cut. My hair doesn't grow downwards, it grows outwards. I had to turn sideways to go through doors.
Thankfully this was long before camera phones, Facebook, all that bollocks.
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CheekyI look 'mega hot' in a kilt*
*not my words - a real live woman and everything
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My mum is dead SwipeyYou of all people should know how hurtful that is. I'm doing a sad right now. :'(((((((
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I lolled the other week when one of my daughter's friends saw the George Clooney coffee ad and said it was me\o/
Yeah, right
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:58,
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Does she have some kind of visual impairmentOr do kids that age see everyone over the age of (ahem) 39 exactly the same?
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A little from column A, etc.(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:13,
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I'm currently heading towards a cut+n
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:52,
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Thinking about that band, Haircut 100, I'm not sure if I've managed 100 haircuts in my life yetOh God I'm bored
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:37,
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I went from age 14 to 17 without having mine cut(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:40,
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I know!!There is so much that is fascinating about hair.
I might become a hairdresser.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:44,
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Here's another interesting 'hair fact' about meI've only once had my hair cut by a man.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:44,
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As a child my hair was cut by a raging poof, until I got to an age where I knew what a raging poof was and refused to go there again.True story.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:47,
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The guy who used to regularly restyle my hair went on Big BrotherHe then committed an epic act of hubris, opening a new salon with his name in massive letters above the door and charging people nearly a ton to have their hair done by a "celeb".
It closed inside 6 months.
He's dead now*
*probably. AIDS, at a guess
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That chubby cunt from Norwich?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:51,
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Or the one from Big Brother?heehee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:53,
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Aye, that's the ladHe was always up himself. Just as well really, no-one else was ever likely to be
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Craig?Needy fuck that he was
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:57,
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Proper psycho over that jumped up geordie ponce.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:50,
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Dye it a wacky colour to show how strong and individual and cool you are. Don't want anyone to not notice you. Alt: I did sport a 50's quiff for a time. Although I maintain it suited me. I might be wrong. There are probably photos.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 May 2014, 11:42,
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I used to slick my hair up that way when I was around nine or ten, weird prick that I was(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:45,
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Still are mate. Still are. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 May 2014, 11:48,
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There's bound to be a couple on my Facebook. But there are worse and more embarrassing photos of me than that on there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 May 2014, 11:49,
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but we're not fb buddiestherefore you should post them here for us all to mock. or just a picture of the gay dogs. i like those dogs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:54,
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I'm not sure I can be bothered. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 May 2014, 11:55,
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Just grow itProblem solved
b3tards is fucked at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:46,
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I look like a very young corpse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:48,
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INORITECheck out the white denim too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:52,
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\o/I hate how old the 90's look now.
They look like the 70's
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:53,
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I think I was about 17 or 18 in that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:56,
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First haircut of the year?Are you some sort of filthy beatnik?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:49,
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When i was in my late teens/early 20's I was in my junglist phase and used to shave my head with bare clippers.I looked like a mixture between gollum and a cancer patient.
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