fucking hell
coconut is rank. that's like having a piss soup with lumps of shit in it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

How do you not starve to death?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

She lives on cheese and onion pies
it's why her breath smells like a french fart
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:04, Reply)

i like lots of things
i eat normal vegetables, which have not been polluted with shit like coconut, and i eat fish, and i eat nice things like rice and nuts. see tomorrow's menu:

omelette with onions and mushrooms
7 veg salad with avocado and oatcakes
sesame and chilli salmon fillet with green veg and brown rice
afternoon snack: green apple and raw nuts

see!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:07, Reply)

You eat fish?
I was correct, you are the shittest vegetarian in the world.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)

they say pescatarians
i say hypocrites
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)

yep
i've never said i'm vegetarian like dozer is vegetarian. i'm just fussy. if i cook meat for other people, i always try my best to get organic and ethically farmed etc. but i just don't like meat. if i liked it, i'd eat it.

next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:14, Reply)

So you're hated by both camps

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

jason and Darth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Is this some kind of "trainer" menu?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I'd rather eat a Reebok trainer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:12, Reply)

no, it's my menu!
and frog is eating the dinner part, whether he likes it or not (he will. sesame marinaded salmon is lush).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I'd cook the salmon with chilli and coconut milk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I'd grab a kebab on the way over then just move stuff around the plate

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Tomorrow's menu:
burger king
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)