Morning, i'm on hold with Paypal, have you ever been on hold?
alt: alroight
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 8:53, 63 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

just got cut off :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 8:56, Reply)

alroght

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 May 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Nope.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)

I have actually.
I had a problem trying to get a refund onto a card which was subsequently cloned and used fraudulently. They were very helpful and it all worked out ok.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 8:59, Reply)

.....That was my 'near debt experience' hahahaha yeah
#qotw #getfucked
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I like the one where you get to pick your hold music but it ends up being Toploader no matter what you pick
Or that might've been an episode of The Outer Limits

Alt: yer
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

I've just had a swap deal in work
A 24" Belfast sink for a Nintendo Wii

Alt:
Coffee + toast + cow = alright
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

a "Belfast sink" sounds like a euphemism for being stabbed

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Yeh, BT put me on hold loads when I was trying to get phone and internet in my new flat over the last few weeks.

( Peej, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I've been a customer of TalkTalk
:(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Something about being a Laughing Stock
Or about it being my life or some shit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I did a Talk Talk/ Laughing Stock joke the other week.
It didn't get any lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)

No.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)

It wasn't very funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Just like all your other posts, ever.

( Peej, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

alright "Dozington D".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I'm a customer of TalkTalk
They're they're cheapest option round here and I fucking hate BT. They're great until something goes wrong. Then they become the most inept shower of cunts I have ever had the misfortune to deal with.
( Peej, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I'm never going back to BT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

BT Can alter the settings on your router remotely and they do, regularly which cuts your connection.
THey also once cut me off for non payment of my bill. When I phoned them up to inform them that I pay by direct debit so have paid they agreed and turned my phone back on. Its still took three days, lots of calls and lots of shouting before I got the internet back. They insisted I try stuff with my computers. No amount of "I HAVE 7 COMPUTERS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS AND NONE WORK SINCE YOU CUT ME OFF, YOU CUT ME OFF SO YOU CAN RECONNECT ME STOP MAKING ME REBOOT IN SAFE MODE AND CONNECT ME TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING!" would make them sort it. In the end a simple, "please connect me to accounts so I can close my account with you" then a "But sir you are under contract" followed by a "Yes and you are not providing the service so you are in breach of it" worked. They pretended to transfer me, hung up and 2 minutes later I have glorious internet porn once more.
( Peej, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I'm not reading all that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I think 'upset' sums it up

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

upset at having no porn though
so justifiably so.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Home hubs are fucking shit.
As an IT monkey, can I just connect a different router to my phone line and still have my BT internet work as well?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

You can turn your router into a modem by switching off the wireless capability
then plug a proper wireless router into it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

You can turn your router into a modem by switching off the wireless capability
then plug a proper wireless router into it
Plug a wireless router up your cockend and shit out a modem
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Or that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)

I don't see why not, as long as you get all the settings off the admin page.

( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I have.
Alt: yup.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Also, PayPal are a shower of dicks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

They never make mistakes because they have...
...PAYPAL INFALLIBILTY!!!!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

#WhyImVotingUkip is trending on Twitter.
It's not going well for them.
I just included #SmellyFood in my response :)

I was on hold on YD balls last night.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Did you see the shambles of their Street party?
No one told the band what the event was, they turned up and refused to play. Smelly Garage didn't show and it descended in to a shouting match.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

They have done themselves proud.
I was almost on their side at the beginning until their followers found a soapbox.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:33, Reply)

You were almost on their side?
You ridiculous Northern fat Gay racist
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

He only changed his mind when people on here said he should
Bless his empty little head
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

little fat, bald
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

+ plastic screw on ears

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

are you WFH today?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Wanking for Ham?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

WFH = Wanking for hours
The first one would be to your favourite porn. Then after a couple of cups of tea the search is on for more and more extreme grot to facilitate the onanism. By the afternoon you're tugging up knee cartilage.
Or so I'm told.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

William 'Fucking' Harvey

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Wank For Heroes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

i am, as i do every wedsnesday, pour quoi?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

lovely artisan food fair is here again, you could have wandered up for your lunch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

NatWest have refunded the money :)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

what are you going to spend it on?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Paypal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Scottish "we're a bunch of useless, layabout alcoholic Scotch cunts" Power.
Called them up two minutes after their desks opened "we're experiencing high call volumes, wait times are currently ten minutes, would you like a callback?" Nah, ten's fine, I'll hang on for that. Half an hour later and I get cut off. Call back "wait times are currently two hours". Fuck me, call back. Four hours later I get called back, "we're transferring you to a customer representative" get cut off.

Eventually get through, tell them I'm moving, get asked if I'd like to take their service with me and the chap on the end has the gall to ask why I'll be refusing to use them ever again.
( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)