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What do you think the "people" round here should learn to shut the fuck up about?
alt: i just had some free crisps. when did you last get free food?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:25,
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Veggie "food"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:27,
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Yesterday
We had a delivery of cakes from one of our account managers. They were "nom"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:28,
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There were some things in the lunch room that were nice
it was like a puff thing with strawberry jam type compote stuff in it. tasted cheap, fucking penny pinchers
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:29,
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Pets that aren't proper pets
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:31,
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Sounds like a new gameshow with that Steven Mullhern
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:33,
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I hate him and his hateful, queeny face.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:54,
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Woah, harsh words geordo
I think he's the natural successor to Phillip Scofields light entertainment crown
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:02,
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I should shut the fuck up in general.
Parents should shut the fuck up about their boring cunt kids, apart from Richard McBeef.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:31,
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I for one have no interest in Monty's cunt kid unless he was voted as Mod.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:33,
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Shut the fuck up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:33,
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Look, your whore mrs isn't going to be voted as Mod so stop trying to fuck up the chances of the one true choice
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:36,
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OI!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:37,
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You let him use the voucher! You accepted payment for what happened!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:47,
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The proseccoution rests.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:55,
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Yes, Richard would be a fine mod, that wasn't in question. What I was requesting was that you shut the fuck up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:39,
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Shan't
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:47,
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FINE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:49,
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I've got nothing to say now.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:53,
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I WIN!!!!!!!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:53,
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He has the doormat for it
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:33,
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Can any of you cunts give Kristine some money so she can come over here in October
and watch our NFL team play at Wembley?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:31,
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Oh, i love hockey!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:32,
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LETS GO PITSBURG LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:57,
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Their horrid grubby faced urchins
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:36,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:40,
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me being a spastic what is bent
alt: i had free coffee this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:55,
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Coffee isn't food you bent spastic
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:56,
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I'd allow it. You need to chiiiiilllll Snake
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:57,
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Soz doc
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:58,
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I JUST CAN'T WIN
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:57,
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:03,
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who are you then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:07,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:08,
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Why do we always hurt the ones we love :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:10,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:11,
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:((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:11,
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Oh man, you're even shit at trying not to be shit.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:12,
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i don't understand computers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15,
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I was trying to make the leopard say cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:19,
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oh man, this awful situation just keeps getting worse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:20,
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im shite at computering and I managed it hashtag just saying
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:25,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:29,
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GOD DAMMIT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:30,
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did you think hashtags would unsquash it?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:33,
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GASHTAGS more like
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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NO!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:33,
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i hope lemmy shits in your mouth while you sleep
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:34,
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he wouldn't do that to the lovely doctor frog
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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well i hope he does it to you then
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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that's the way i like it baby
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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^^^^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:34,
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Oh man, :((((((
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:13,
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haha squashed wall lols
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15,
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alright, what would you like people to talk about more?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:55,
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let's talk about sex baby
let's talk about you and me
let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:58,
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Cars, kids, photography, whisky, beer, history and meat foods
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:59,
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you forgot motorways
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:14,
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and b udgies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15,
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you love budgie chat
you laughed yourself silly over the drowned baby budgie and the rapey watery bumming mallard death
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:17,
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something something infest
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:22,
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Chives
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:59,
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And politics
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:00,
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Steven Mullhern
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:00,
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Who?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:10,
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Steven mulhern
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:12,
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He does a show with celebrities and their pets
where they have to guess what they're thinking. or it might be their kids. He was on one of those kids shows i think. Not Byker Grove. Or WHy DOnt You
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:12,
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Fucking hell
Jaisum just texted me!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:10,
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Gay.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:16,
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he wants to touch my PPI :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:18,
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Why did you give him your number.
You quivering bumdo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:19,
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i didn't
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:28,
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Did I fuck.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:15,
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Some prick asked about ppi I assumed it was you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:37,
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I have just purchased and am downloading
a computer game called XCOM: Enemy Unknown. It's supposed to be quite good.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:13,
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computer games are for children and the childish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:14,
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I for one, am shocked that a member on this site would take part in childish activities.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:45,
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child and/or childish ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:17,
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this means literally nothing to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:20,
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Your mum is a fat Internet neck beard.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:20,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:21,
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Tweeting this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:22,
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Neckbeard.
Sorry to hear she's not well.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:27,
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it ain't easy..
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:30,
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Don't call her an 'it' LAWL LAWL LAWL EXCETORAH
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:09,
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I got everything bundled form Steam for £12.50
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:22,
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Everything. Everyone needs to just wind their fucking stuck up, self inflated, opinionated, stupid fat faces,
So we can have a nice chat about whether I should cut and drop the suspension on the CRX or just get the body kit and spend the time on the engine instead..
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:16,
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I think burning it would be the best option mate
hang about i was thinking of a crv, carry on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:17,
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Well I don't like your stupid opinion and you should piss off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:18,
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Get rid of it & get a very fast motorbike instead.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:23,
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Nah, I don't want to get wet anymore.
Or die.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:27,
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What mark crx is it?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:36,
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it's a dave actually
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:38,
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They were the short wheelbase fat ones I believe. The ones with the silly drawings of an angry sun on the bodywork.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:15,
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your name aint Mark
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:18,
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Skiiing / Snowboarding.
For some reason you can give as many cue's as you like to indicate you couldn't care less but they still keep talking.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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i like skiing and snowboarding
#goggleprick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:37,
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#gogglecox
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:39,
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But is't it awesome when you pop a goofy stiffy and then you wipeout on an easy rail!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:37,
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^this is the reason I'm banned from the Metro^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:38,
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Hahahaha!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:38,
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it's a rubbish publication anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:48,
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haha yeah 'shower'
says the frenchman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:03,
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:09,
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just so you know, i don't like the meme and I will be reporting you to the mods
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:14,
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:46,
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oI! STOP NICKING MY JOKES!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:14,
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:29,
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close but no cigar.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:29,
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nu fred
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