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What do you think the "people" round here should learn to shut the fuck up about?
alt: i just had some free crisps. when did you last get free food?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:25,
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Veggie "food"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:27,
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Yesterday
We had a delivery of cakes from one of our account managers. They were "nom"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:28,
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There were some things in the lunch room that were nice
it was like a puff thing with strawberry jam type compote stuff in it. tasted cheap, fucking penny pinchers
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:29,
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Music.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:29,
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Pets that aren't proper pets
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:31,
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Sounds like a new gameshow with that Steven Mullhern
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:33,
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I hate him and his hateful, queeny face.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:54,
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Woah, harsh words geordo
I think he's the natural successor to Phillip Scofields light entertainment crown
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:02,
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I should shut the fuck up in general.
Parents should shut the fuck up about their boring cunt kids, apart from Richard McBeef.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:31,
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I for one have no interest in Monty's cunt kid unless he was voted as Mod.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:33,
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Shut the fuck up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:33,
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Look, your whore mrs isn't going to be voted as Mod so stop trying to fuck up the chances of the one true choice
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:36,
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OI!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:37,
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You let him use the voucher! You accepted payment for what happened!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:47,
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The proseccoution rests.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:55,
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Yes, Richard would be a fine mod, that wasn't in question. What I was requesting was that you shut the fuck up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:39,
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Shan't
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:47,
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FINE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:49,
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I've got nothing to say now.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:53,
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I WIN!!!!!!!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:53,
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He has the doormat for it
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:33,
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Can any of you cunts give Kristine some money so she can come over here in October
and watch our NFL team play at Wembley?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:31,
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Oh, i love hockey!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:32,
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LETS GO PITSBURG LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:57,
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Their horrid grubby faced urchins
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:36,
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Everybody has subjects they find boring.
What people should shut the fuck up about is whinging about other people talking about it. If we all just shut up talking about things other people found boring, this place would be even fucking deader that it already is. Talk about something else in a different subthread.
Also, you're all cunts.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:36,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:40,
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me being a spastic what is bent
alt: i had free coffee this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:55,
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Coffee isn't food you bent spastic
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:56,
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I'd allow it. You need to chiiiiilllll Snake
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:57,
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Soz doc
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:58,
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I JUST CAN'T WIN
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:57,
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:03,
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who are you then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:07,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:08,
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Why do we always hurt the ones we love :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:10,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:11,
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:((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:11,
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Oh man, you're even shit at trying not to be shit.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:12,
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hahaha
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:13,
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i don't understand computers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15,
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Where did the word "cock" even come from?
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:16,
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I was trying to make the leopard say cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:19,
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hahaha
the irony here, I don't know whether you've spotted it, is that the cock, right, is YOU.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:19,
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oh man, this awful situation just keeps getting worse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:20,
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im shite at computering and I managed it hashtag just saying
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:25,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:29,
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GOD DAMMIT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:30,
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hahahaha
^cock^
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:32,
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did you think hashtags would unsquash it?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:33,
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GASHTAGS more like
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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NO!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:33,
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i hope lemmy shits in your mouth while you sleep
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:34,
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he wouldn't do that to the lovely doctor frog
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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well i hope he does it to you then
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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that's the way i like it baby
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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^^^^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:34,
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Oh man, :((((((
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:13,
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haha squashed wall lols
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15,
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alright, what would you like people to talk about more?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:55,
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let's talk about sex baby
let's talk about you and me
let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:58,
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Cars, kids, photography, whisky, beer, history and meat foods
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:59,
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^^^^^^^
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:01,
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you forgot motorways
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:14,
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and b udgies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15,
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you love budgie chat
you laughed yourself silly over the drowned baby budgie and the rapey watery bumming mallard death
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:17,
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something something infest
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:22,
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Chives
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:59,
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And politics
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:00,
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Steven Mullhern
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:00,
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Who?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:10,
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Steven mulhern
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:12,
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He does a show with celebrities and their pets
where they have to guess what they're thinking. or it might be their kids. He was on one of those kids shows i think. Not Byker Grove. Or WHy DOnt You
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:12,
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Fucking hell
Jaisum just texted me!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:10,
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^getting a booty call^
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:12,
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Gay.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:16,
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he wants to touch my PPI :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:18,
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Why did you give him your number.
You quivering bumdo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:19,
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i didn't
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:28,
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Did I fuck.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:15,
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Some prick asked about ppi I assumed it was you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:37,
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I have just purchased and am downloading
a computer game called XCOM: Enemy Unknown. It's supposed to be quite good.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:13,
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computer games are for children and the childish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:14,
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I for one, am shocked that a member on this site would take part in childish activities.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:45,
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Get the Enemy Within expansion pack as soon as you decide you like it.
You'll need to start over, but you'll stuff your first game up, anyway.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15,
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child and/or childish ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:17,
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My mum runs an online gaming guild, mate.
I'm going to play the odd game, innit.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:19,
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this means literally nothing to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:20,
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Your mum is a fat Internet neck beard.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:20,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:21,
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Tweeting this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:22,
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My mum is awesome.
As is her dedicated gaming room.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:22,
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She's not been well recently, but she was most heartened to find
that she could play Lord of the Rings Online using her iPad.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:23,
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Neckbeard.
Sorry to hear she's not well.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:27,
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too many late nights raiding and scoffing cheetos.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:29,
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it ain't easy..
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:30,
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Don't call her an 'it' LAWL LAWL LAWL EXCETORAH
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:09,
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I got everything bundled form Steam for £12.50
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:22,
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Everything. Everyone needs to just wind their fucking stuck up, self inflated, opinionated, stupid fat faces,
So we can have a nice chat about whether I should cut and drop the suspension on the CRX or just get the body kit and spend the time on the engine instead..
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:16,
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I think burning it would be the best option mate
hang about i was thinking of a crv, carry on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:17,
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Well I don't like your stupid opinion and you should piss off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:18,
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Get rid of it & get a very fast motorbike instead.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:23,
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Nah, I don't want to get wet anymore.
Or die.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 16:27,
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What mark crx is it?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:36,
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it's a dave actually
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:38,
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They were the short wheelbase fat ones I believe. The ones with the silly drawings of an angry sun on the bodywork.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:15,
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your name aint Mark
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:18,
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Skiiing / Snowboarding.
For some reason you can give as many cue's as you like to indicate you couldn't care less but they still keep talking.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:35,
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i like skiing and snowboarding
#goggleprick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:37,
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#gogglecox
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:39,
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But is't it awesome when you pop a goofy stiffy and then you wipeout on an easy rail!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:37,
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^this is the reason I'm banned from the Metro^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:38,
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Hahahaha!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:38,
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it's a rubbish publication anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:48,
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I do that in the shower, like, allllll the time.
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:39,
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haha yeah 'shower'
says the frenchman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:03,
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:09,
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just so you know, i don't like the meme and I will be reporting you to the mods
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:14,
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lawl
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:17,
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:46,
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^Nakers^
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Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:50,
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oI! STOP NICKING MY JOKES!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:14,
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:29,
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close but no cigar.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:29,
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nu fred
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