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TravelOver the years as part of my job I've been round the UK to far and wide towns I'd otherwise never visit. Where have you been that was better/worse than you expected?
Where in the UK would you like to go/never visit EVER again?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:13,
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I once had to spend a week in Northampton on a course.What a shit-hole.
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Do you think Southampton threw it away?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:16,
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Did you ever visit any near and narrow towns?Alt: Unbelievably, Blackpool was even worse than I expected.
I will never go there again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:18,
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I visited RedcarThats fairly near, but not narrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:18,
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I have never been to Coventry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:24,
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Then you have never lived.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:25,
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Anywhere outside the M25 is full of inbred alcoholic rapists.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:18,
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Too fucking right it isYou should try it. Great fun!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:19,
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But I thought Battered lived IN London?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:37,
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Isn't that "Bill Clay's" stomping ground?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:20,
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Yes it isOne of our sites is right in the concrete town centre.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:24,
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The standard line of defence is "Well, at least it's not Wellingborough"(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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Is all of Northamptonshire grim?I visited Daventry once.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:34,
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8==D----------------------------------------------------(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:45,
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It's alrightGood bits, bad bits, usual stuff. Corby has a bad reputation but there was such epic mishandling of the place prior to the rug being pulled by the steelworks closure that there were bound to be problems.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:41,
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I went to Middlesborough. It was great seeing that the stereotypes are true. I actually saw a women wearing a dressing gown, slippers and hair rollers, smoking a fag and heading into a bingo hall.
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Muns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:21,
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Middlesbrough is fucking grim beyond words(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:25,
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3rd raised bed done at the weekendBroccoli, cauli, turnips and cabbages in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:44,
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Excellent. My allotment's starting to really come on in the last couple of weeks.(, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I went to folkestone at the weekend, it was worse than I remembered. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:22,
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Been there a few timesIt were "alright". We had a stag weekend there years ago
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:25,
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I might have a bath & get dressed in a bit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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Fuck that shitUnless you plan on leaving the house
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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I wasn't expecting to still feel this grim. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:35,
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He needs to wash some clothes though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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I'd quite like to visit some place that swipe mentioned on here once, that I can't remember the name of.A village in Dorset (I think) that has lain deserted since WWII
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:30,
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BECAUSE HE NEVER LOVED IT.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:32,
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Because he spelt his name wrong.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:32,
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Are they still MEGALOLZ nonces if spelt that way?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:37,
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Probably best to put their windows in anyway, just in case.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:38,
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Also fuck their kids first, out of spite(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:40,
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would be the other way roundit deserted iain
o village, why has thou deserted him?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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here you goen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyneham
well worth a trip - beautiful beaches etc (enid blyton based the famous 5 on the beach/corfe castle) as well as tyneham. which is amazingly sad and historically fascinating and yet what a great thing for the wildlife - it's quite a conflicting emotional place to visit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:46,
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Please treat the church and houses with care; we have given up our homes where many of us lived for generations to help win the war to keep men free. We shall return one day and thank you for treating the village kindly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:47,
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which they didn't, the buildings are utterly derelict, apart from the churchbut all the rare plants and animals thank them for it, so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:48,
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Never heard of thatIts cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:47,
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my friend and i went to dorset for a girly weekend, and just happened to drive through a random gatewe only found out afterwards that we were really lucky with the timing, as it's only open on bank holidays - the rest of the time it's closed. such a beautiful spot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:49,
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Ta.Planning a visit to this place in the summer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oradour-sur-Glane
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:50,
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jesusthat looks fascinating and grim in equal measures. kind of like a trip to auschwitz, i imagine.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:53,
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Indeed.Still debating whether to take my eldest and scare the bejaysus out of him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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if he doesn't fancy it, take montyit'd be like a day on youporn for him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:58,
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What's more bent than dead Frenchies, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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Not been to Blackpool in over 30 years(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:40,
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I'm pretty sure it hasn't got any better.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:41,
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I can guarantee it will be the same.The front has been sand blasted
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:44,
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Unlike your backwhich has been man blasted
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:45,
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Is it acceptable to like Eat Static these days?I'm rather enjoying a set by them.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:48,
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Alright Russel Kane.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:10,
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at least the sun knows how to shine up northstupid rainy cornwall
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:04,
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I find it fucking hilarious that we have had glorious weather except the few days stunned poster was hereand the few days you were. MEGALOLZ
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Peej, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:08,
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I had a feeling you would say that so I went out on my balcony and took a pictureSo there Ranga!
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Peej, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:18,
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Is all that building on the left your house? Impressive.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:19,
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i heard that home ownership brings out the WORST kind of snobbery(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:32,
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Own a home you say? I own a home, so I am better than ALL renters.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:33,
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hahahawhat do i have to do, to get you to jump off it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:32,
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Now thats just uncalled forit's not my fault you brought shit weather with you.
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Peej, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:50,
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I've had some wonderful times in Devon. And will be in Cornwall this weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:15,
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Taking the lady horse riding. Proper Gay.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:19,
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Why do you lot seem to think its OK to come to Cornwall without asking my permission first?(
Peej, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:58,
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Burgh IslandLooks nice. I'd quite like to go there and drink gin.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:05,
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Asides from all of the cottaging, why do the London parks smell of spunk? (
Muns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:09,
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Because YM farts and queefs her way around them all day after meeting all the men in the world.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:10,
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You mean you were joking? I'm starting to regret telling my dad now.
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Muns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:20,
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I was joking if i'm being honest, I have never even met your mum. Soz.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:21,
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You should. She's really quite pleasant, although she is losing it a bit.
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Muns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:23,
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gaz me her 'digits' and i will call her for a polite conversation(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:24,
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I've done a bit of travelling recently. Basically, London is a lot better and a lot worse than I thought. The only place I really felt let me down was Coventry and Belfast. Although I liked bath more than I thought I would.
Oh, and Bristol, didn't like Bristol.
Worst place ever, Newport.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:14,
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Oh, and the Isle of Wight was ace. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:16,
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Really?A lot of it is grim, which makes me mistrust your opinions in the post above this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:20,
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Well, the bit of the Isle of Wight I went to was nice. And you're just upset I didn't like cov
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:21,
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You might've liked it if you met me :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:22,
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I'm there for the next 2 weeks. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:23,
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See, you do like it really!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:25,
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if you wire it all up wrongthe whole thing will go up in flames.
proper OBE territory right there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:34,
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Donald Gibson got a CBE for his part(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:41,
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i thought cheltenham would be niceit's a fucking shithole.
i would like to go to ireland. i will never again go to newport, cardiff, swindon, coventry, and would like to say stoke-on-trent, but my train frequently passes through it. i would also like to say milton keynes, but i have occasional client meetings there. concrete shudder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:17,
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Bits of Cheltenham are nice. But yeah, shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:19,
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The traffic system there is a fucking disgrace(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:25,
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Damn straightMrs Cow is getting on my tits by asking me what I want to do for my 40th. Its 7 fucking months away!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:52,
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Tell her you want her and the kids to fuck off for the weekend.That'll shut her up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:54,
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Tell her you'd like her to look after the kids whilst you go out with the #LADZ(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:54,
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Elephant and Castle has to be the most depressing place on the planet.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:24,
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It sounds so exciting though!Elephants AND castles?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:25,
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You should see Cov swimming baths(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:26,
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Nope, can't work out where this is supposed to go.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:48,
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It's my wedding night all over again :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:48,
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It's a sham, sporters, they say it's a castle but it's more of a roundabout and series of mugging points.And as for the elephants, there's some PHAT A$$ MAMAZ there, but that's about it.
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I put it to you, Bill Clay ITIYRN, that you and I are the same age.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:28,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2294843
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:29,
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You cheeky young whippersnapper!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:30,
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What was it like during the war Grandfather?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:31,
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Tangles would have been a conscientious objector, the dirty cowardly beatnik (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:34,
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I would have pretended to be a peace loving hippy just to get out of fighting and possibly dying(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:38,
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na-nick-nick-nick... nicalodian.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:37,
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^ showing an entirely different age(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:38,
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I haven't watched cartoons in decades =((
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what do you mean you don't like my thread?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:32,
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wtfmetro.co.uk/2014/06/02/restaurant-launches-2500-calorie-burger-with-17-types-of-beef-for-fathers-day-4747164/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:34,
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What do you mean?Aren't you a proper bloke? Real man like meat and that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:38,
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I like meat, but I don't want everything I consume to be a man vs food challenge, maybe I am gay after all(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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I like meat but I'm not a MEATSNAKE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:56,
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Create your own meatsnake by consuming more than your entire body mass of food(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:07,
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I went to Red Dog Saloon last week.It fucking kicks ass.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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The food from that place is incredibleBut that's too much, even for my liking.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:40,
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That's just silly.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:46,
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There's absolutely no need for that.Im feeling the heart attack just from looking at it.
Surely that can be classed as abuse?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:55,
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They also do a 2,000 calorie donut burgerI think I want to try it...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:03,
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Suckling pig banquettruebarbecue.com/course/feasting-plates/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:08,
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I've had 'The Feast' from there, went in the week it openedHuge amount of food, all was incredible.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:11,
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The only place I've ever been to that wasn't sigificantly better than the place I liveis Watford. Dreadful place.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:05,
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Scarborough was nice, although apparently it's shit come Winter. YM's dirtbox was quite nice to visit too..(, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Bristol. Even worse than Coventry or Colchester.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:37,
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Barrow in FurnessLike a pimple on Scarlett Johanssen's bottom - a piece of ugliness surrounded by beauty.
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All the worst places are in Cornwall,Camborne, Redruth, Bodmin and Liskard.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:06,
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