What's the shittest hairstyle you've ever seen?
Alt: What's the shittest t-shirt you've ever worn?
AltAlt: What's the bentest pair of 'sneakers' in your collection?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:05, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Anything that's part shaved part long hair
including those stupid square under chin "beards" beloved of the "nu-metal" community.
alt: probably loads when at uni, it was the thing back then, even had a Pooh Bear one.....
altalt: Reebok Classics, the trainer prints most found at burglaries, apparently.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:11, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:12, Reply)

You should smile more in photos

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:13, Reply)

You're right, I do have a *lovely* smile

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

is that emvee?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:14, Reply)

the later years have not been so kind to neil morissey

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Is that you?
Or Bruce Dickinson?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:14, Reply)

It ent me, that's for sure

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

He looks special needs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Have you not seen that before?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Google 'emo dad'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Yours.
Alt: I have a Snoopy "Joe Cool" t-shirt.
Alt alt: Some massive Reebok "hightops" I had in the late '80's. I wore them until they smelt so bad my "Mom" made me keep them outside.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:14, Reply)

At least I don't have a MASSIVE COW LICK, unlike someone I could mention.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

bit obvious, but hey
W LI
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Because you are bald.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

jason donovan in his mullet phase
alt: i had one printed in america when i was 11 with my face on it. for some reason, i chose to have it on top of a wedding dress. and for some reason, i let the woman print the caption, "well, i met this guy in australia" across the top of it. then for some reason i wore it to a school disco. THAT went down well.

altalt: none. i have lovely trainers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:15, Reply)

hahaha!
Excellent t-shirting! WTF?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

we british yokels had never seen anything like printing our faces on a t-shirt before
surely i thought, surely the american wonder technology would only impress my friends.

it did not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Its literally the most stupid idea I've ever heard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

no
that prize goes to the couple we saw at seaworld. he had a blue t-shirt on that said "jake loves lucy" with a picture of her. and she had a pink t-shirt on that said "lucy loves jake" with a picture of him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Perhaps not in the backwards north
But everyone at our infant school got them when some enterprising photographer visited.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:27, Reply)

i bet that was years later

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)

So you ARE much older than me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Alt: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
LOSER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

i've probably still got it somewhere at my dad's
i'll lend it to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

I would love to see this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

you've got more chance of seeing a woman's vagina again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)

It's probably too big.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)

this is an excellent way of insulting both of us
i hope you get crabs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I want a t-shirt with my face on it now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I want a t-shirt with your face on it too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)

We could be a gang

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)

YEAH!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Hasn't one of the pricks from Jackass got a large tattoo of his own face on his back?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Well that's stupid.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:31, Reply)

He should've got your face instead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:31, Reply)

He could have been in our gang

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Steve-O, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Found it

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Black womens, mainly
Those stupid off centre cuts where you wend up with long hair on one side and short on the other.

My own one was allowing my long haired self to get small plaits in whilst drunk, then forgetting this in the morning and brushing my hair. Pulling out a 1/2 inch clump of hair doesn't half wake you up

Alt:
All of my t-shirts are shit

AltAlt:
I wear trainers, not sneakers as I'm not American
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I think you'll find they're called
"Daps"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Everything is shit, and nothing is funny - we've talked about this.
Altaltalt: I'm going on a tour of the closed parts of Aldwych tube station tonight, which I'm looking forward to.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Ponytail.
Alt: Che Guevara in Ronald mcdonald make up.
Altalt: Nike Air Force ones, gold on green.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Kim Jong-un
Alt: I ordered a t-shirt online and they sent the wrong one. It was black and said "If in doubt CTRL-ALT-DEL" in white letters. Not sure what that's all about.

Back in the late eighties I remember seeing a child of about 8 or 9 wearing a t-shirt that said "Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that's the place you put your dick in"

Altalt: I've only got a couple of pairs of trainers and they're functional more than anything.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)

i saw a korean girl on the tube wearing a t-shirt that said "i love you long time, ten dollar"
fair play to her, i lol'd
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I saw a man wearing a 'Bitch, please!' hat today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:22, Reply)

hahaha
was it geordiejay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:23, Reply)

No, this man had hair and was slim.
And black.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:23, Reply)

lol' pai
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:30, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Ah yes - kids in classless t-shirts.
I saw a very young girl - about 4 or 5 - wearing a t-shirt saying "WARNING - THIS BITCH BITES!"

She was being scolded by her mother, who was smoking and using the f-bomb a lot.

I prayed for them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Definitely this one


Alt: This jumper is pretty bad
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:26, Reply)

What a handsome chap

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:27, Reply)

handsome chap

fat cunt
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I ent fat in that photo
I wasn't far off a six pack then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:28, Reply)

I've got a jumper not dissimilar to that one now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:28, Reply)

This does not shock me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Ever seen Kroney's cardigan? Shocking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)

shartigan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Careful or I'll post your Twitter photo blondie!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)

T-shirts with logos and pictures on are just adverts and conversation starters really, aren't they?
"I like this band/movie/person/I find this funny".

And yet the moment you stare at someone's chest and start laughing suddenly people think you're weird!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I think the vigorous masturbation that goes with it might be where you're going wrong, sadly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)

But chests!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)

^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)

What - should I be more casual about it?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

At least do it through your pocket.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

But then they won't be able to see my lovely penis ... !

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Aye, well I can see where you're coming from there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:50, Reply)

You're welcome!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I do a lot of work in SU's
90% of the hair cuts I see are twatty. The twattiest by far as where the hair is grown long, the sides are shaved and the hair is put in a pony tail, which jerks out at a 30 degree from vertical angle.

They're generally doing a course that will stand them in good stead for a shelf stacking job at lidl.
( Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Just to let you know, I've just let off an absolutely awful fart
I'm off to cropdust the building now
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I work at a university
every haircut I see is the shittest one I've ever seen.

Alt My wifes sister bought me a wacky wacky slogan tshirt for my birthday the said Instant Asshole, just add beer. I wore it once when she was over to show that I "liked" it, then cut it up and threw it in the rag bag in the shed for cleaning my bikes.

AltAlt, Hmmm probably these they're wank
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

hahaha
those boot metal things are... hahaha

they look like dozer's face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Alt: All my t-shirts are brilliant
Especially "Stop Midget on Midget Crime"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)