Alt: The wedding of a gay man and a lesbian woman
To each other. Fucking hell.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:13, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

?
How rare
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Precisely
The wedding reception was in a massive fancy flat in Marchmont in Edinburgh.

Most of the groom's mates were gay and most of the bride's mates were lezzers. As (straight) work colleagues of the groom, we found ourselves in a 'wagons circled' formation in the kitchen.

Plus point: some very attractive women, standing right next to me, sucking the face off each other.

The marriage lasted less than 6 months, oddly enough.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Any reason they actually got married?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:19, Reply)

presumably they were both sick of fending off fister

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Well, really.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I think they just thought it would be 'a bit of a laugh'
Turns out it wasn't.

Oddly enough, the chap concerned had the only leaving do I'd ever attended where the guest of honour didn't actually show up. He was off sick that day, but we still went out and got pissed in his honour.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:25, Reply)

We had a guy at my last place who was such a cunt we all went out to celebrate the day after he left

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Haha that's classy
In my teens I played for a cricket team that was captained by a guy who thought he was the dog's bollocks. He HAD to open the batting AND the bowling every week - you know the sort.

One day he was batting in a 20 over thrash and just wasn't scoring any runs. When the bowling team appealed for an LBW his entire team joined in from the boundary.

He was not impressed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)

hahaha!
Howzat working for you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Well, wagons circled does give everyone fair aim at the biscuit

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:21, Reply)

I would totally weasel out of that invite.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

+s +a

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)

don't get it soz.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Hahaha
I like this
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)

EXPLAIN

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)

^ this ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)

^ that ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)

v The other v

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)

I stoatally get it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Oh FFS.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)

How long were you ferreting around for the answer?

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)

here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Less ferreting, more like beavering

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:03, Reply)

yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)

in and out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)

oh.

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  LOL!!!
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( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:40, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)

You stupid thick bitch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)

i hate it when you're nice to me
it gives me the creeps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:03, Reply)

chevron

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Where?

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Dunno

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)

over

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)

here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)

alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)

bored of this now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)

chevrons are for cunts

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Took me a minute, but it's a cracker!

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)

YESSS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)