So, the World Cup is about to start
Football will be EVERYWHERE for the next month. For the football fans on here, this is a good thing, right? For non football fans, how will you avoid the onslaught?

Its a fucking LOVELY day today. Are you a sun worshipper or a pasty faced corpse?

Alt:
Your favourite three people
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:31, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm an angry sun worshipper.
Alt: Me, Swipe, My pal Chris
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I'm a sunn o))) worshipper

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:34, Reply)

'Drone Metal'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:35, Reply)

+n
That's our tangles
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

That's *your* Tangles, I don't want anything to do with him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

awwww

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Fuck the world cup - football is fucking shit and bollocks.
Alt: Mrs Vagabond, my sisters, my best mate.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:34, Reply)

^ Couldn't kick his own arse, always picked last at school, still bitter about it

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Shut up Vagabond you prick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Oh Fister, you fucknugget

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

you say this
you say this, but the only place i have seen that is excited about the world cup is tesco. nobody else gives a fuck. because we all know that the english players are shit and arrogant and will go out after a couple of matches, and they have cost this country its quota of fucks to give. that picture of cheating twat ashley cole smirking as he landed after fucking it up was incensing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Ashley Cole did the what now?
I love watching the World Cup - not bothered how England do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)

there was a picture of him and a few others smirking at the top of the steps as they came off the plane, having been booted out
they could at least have pretended to look sorry.

i LOVE watching the world cup but we have been so shit in the last few tournaments that it takes the shine off. and the vuvuzelas at the last one. fuck they were annoying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)

^ upset (again)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:39, Reply)

I read this in the style of Fred Elliott from Coronation Street.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:45, Reply)

really worzel?
REALLY?!?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Haven't you got some pigeons to feed and a whippet to walk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)

No, thats me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)

like pet like y'knaa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)

typical southerns
think all northerners are the same
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)

haven't you got a sister to finger (6 times) and a combine harvester that's missing its key?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Something about Hovis and cobbled streets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)

something about cider and my loverrrrrrrr

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)

^ Blobbing

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:43, Reply)

^ has to support england ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:50, Reply)

hahaha!
Oof
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Born in England, English relatives, so supporting England anyway
Sorry to disappoint petal.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)

so long as you can convince yourself, that's ALL THAT COUNTS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)

You honestly have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
When you call me Scottish, it's a bit like me calling you a Cockney.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)

You'd be correct on the first 4 letters.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Clicken dis

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I've been saying I don't give a shit, but I'm starting to get more interested as it approaches
It's not lovely here, you cunt.

Alt: Jenny, David and Perks (even if he is a cunt)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)

WhAT ABOUT YOUR DEAD MUMS MEMORY YOU MONSTER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:39, Reply)

OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET?!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I'm pretty good at remaining blissfully unaware of most 'popular culture'
I'm a pasty-faced, corpse-like sun-worshipper.

Alt: I don't really like people that much.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I love footie and am very much looking forward to the WC
*awaits flaming from most of the autistic shut-ins who frequent /OT*

I love the sun and although I get a cricketer's tan easily enough - face, neck, arms - my shoulders burn quite easily so I need to be quite careful.

Alt: My sprogs and my bird.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I saw your twitter face yesterday
It's true, you do look like that chap.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Thankfully I don't have the lugs
We could follow each other, yeah?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Bit needy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Hold me

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:43, Reply)

+down there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:46, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Football can fuck off, I'll be too busy working.


Alt: The father, the son, and the holy ghost.
( Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I only need to spend 10 minutes in the sun and I could go on Stars In Their Eyes
Tonight Matthew, I'm gonna be Simon Weston.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)

DISCO INFERNO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

So has anyone grown any vegetables recently?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I planted a seed, and when it had grown into a massive vegetable I registered it a b3ta account as 'Doctor Best Troll'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Nakers is always going on about his little snail

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)

alt. jet from gladiators and the twins off fun house
do they count as one or two? Just in case I'll take Set Your Faces to Stunned poster off the internet as well
( Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Probably the best place for him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)

He's better in real life
He's exactly like Rodney Dangerfield playing Malory's father in Natural Born Killers.
( Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Nice

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)

More importantly, CRICKETCHAT can start this time tomorrow
11/0 YESSSSSSSSS!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Im not even bothered about it this year. I doubt I'll watch.
What I hate is the influx of everything Brazilian just to make a sale.
Suppose it's what marketing is all about though.

Im a sun worshipper. I don;t sit out in it religiously but I do like to have a walk around when it's sunny and be a bit more proactive.

alt. You wont know them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I just hope one of them is called Dorothy.

( Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Things being made Brasilian is a good thing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Not necessarily
5.9.83.79/board/11082427
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Would

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2014/06/10/two-pugs-got-married-all-their-mates-came-along-to-celebrate-4756771/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

*something about the vicar and a dog collar*

( Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)

See, this is just one of many reasons why I don't like people very much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Looks like Swipe family outing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)

yeah well
you look like the king on a chessboard, all... lumpy and tall
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:29, Reply)

My three are me, me and er, me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Yeh well they told me that they fucking hate you and hope you die both painfully and soon.

( Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Are you responsible for McBeef's state?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Yeh, Stunned is responsible for the decades of drug abuse and heavy drinking.
I think Stunned may be his dad.
( Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)

McBeef and Stunned on a night out
3 feet, high and rising
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I warned him.
But he thought he was Jack the Biscuit and could out rum the landlord.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Sorry, I'm still trying to learn your vernacular.
Urban Dictionary tells me this is referring to "an habitual bullshitter". Correct?
( Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

A foolish or stupid person who attempts to raise their self worth through boasting far-fetched stories and accomplishments.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:02, Reply)

"samurai top knot"

( Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I'd like to punch Sepp Blatter in the head.
The weaselley little shit cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:30, Reply)

In other news, I think I've finished my music round
So all is well.

Now I just have to download, crop, and burn the songs to a CD.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Phew!
Keep us updated.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:40, Reply)

i read that as crap

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Is it a pub quiz?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)

No, he's sitting his GCSEs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Edumacation sure has moved on.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Something had to be done after it failed you so badly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Oi I passed 9 of my 11 GCSE's

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Precisely.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)

So failed at two is the message

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)

I'm a The Sun worshipper phwoar page free stunna send 'em 'ome
alt: doris, my mate Lee and I guess me mum's alright and all.

I can't think of anything more boring than people running about chasing a ball. If it's not got an engine in it, it ain't a sport. I'm just glad that this time around there's no three lions wankers driving around with their fucking St Georges hanging out the window of their G reg Cavalier honking at the mrs.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)

That means she's getting too old
Sorry to be the bearer, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Fuck, I've just signed a fucking lease
and now I'm going to have to jack her in and start hanging around universities. Fucking awkward.

How old's your step-daughter again?
( Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I think sporto has already bagsied her.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)

tea+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Too old for you
She's 24
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:53, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Ym''s better than alright.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Thankfully there seem to be less cars driving round with England decorations. Loads round last time. It'a the Commonwealth games too, although it doesn't seem to be all that hyped.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Nobody cares about a bunch of ex-colonial jiggerboos having a "who can starve the fastest" contest.

( Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)

POTD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Bloody Australians.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Coming over here, not eating our food.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Fewer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I do enjoy a good bit of sportball
And bit like euro 2008 where England failed to qualify the lack of stupid optimism means I can just watch a few games

Alt dunno spose the missus is alright
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:56, Reply)

The football should be easier to avoid this time - there's less hype & the games are on late in the evening, so I'll go to bed.
Alt: my daughter obvs, my mate Marcus & my friend Caroline I suppose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:03, Reply)

^gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Yer. Innit. Yer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

everone is saying there's less hype, I don't believe it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Is it the public?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Can't truss them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Hammertime

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Muslim has no manners shocker:
www.standard.co.uk/news/education/muslim-school-inspector-employed-by-ofsted-refuses-to-shake-womens-hands-9527387.html
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Battered deletes comment shocker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Don't know what you mean...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

I quite liked it apart from the obvious error!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)

These two guys

( Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:25, Reply)