There's a hundred posts there, that'll do.
Bloke at work is doing one of those World Cp sticker albums. He's got twenty odd-empty spaces left and refuses to just order the stickers he needs as he wants to complete his album 'with integrity' by swapping the stickers.

What's the most tragic thing you're likely to hear today?

alt: it's lovely out
altalt : anyone who says 'it's too hot' is a prick
altaltalt: al is a cunt
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:43, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My kids are both doing one
I need to get them some stickers today.

"Will you work overtime this weekend?" would be the most tragic, I think

Alt:
It really is. I was on the patio with a coffee at 6am today, in my pants
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Pants coffee! \0/ I had a bacon steak, and a mushroom omelette at that time. Still digesting it now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I was out for Mrs Cow's birthday last night
Fillet steak with 1/2 lobster FT motherfucking W!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:54, Reply)

How much did that set you back?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:56, Reply)

£27
Steak was amazing too!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

That sounds pretty reasonable.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

We went to a steak or lobster restaurant a while ago, 16 oz steak or whole lobster, with chips and salad the only Two options. Cunts. I steaked it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Vegan proof.
Sounds fucking awesome!
( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:03, Reply)

What a choice though, steak or lobster?I'd have done both, but steak and unlimited chips and salad bulked me up.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I haven't had a sticker book since first school
Do they still do those rare silver ones?
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)

They do, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Probably the England cricket score.
Alt: It is - even here in the north.
AltAlt: Agreed
AltAltAlt : See above.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I heard my wife vomiting this morning, that was pretty tragic
alt. Not as lovely as it is here
altalt. anyone who says anything here is a prick
altaltalt see.
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Hoping for a boy this time?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Won't be mine

( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:04, Reply)

It'll probably still be related to you though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:08, Reply)

i am also vomiting this morning, which is indeed tragic
and i have a massive meeting at 10 (stupid late clients). if i have to vom into the meeting room bin, i will be UNIMPRESSED.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Will the baby look like you or frog?

( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:12, Reply)

"What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!"

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Frog Lemmy
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Pregnant
Or finally giving bulimia a go?
( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Its a few pies too late for that one

( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:14, Reply)

meeting
t 10 (stupid late clients). if i have to vom into the meeting room bin, i will be UNIMPRE
ED.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:14, Reply)

As your online doc, pregnancy advice.
Find who the father is, and tell frog.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

And next time you take a taxi, remember that they do take cash.

( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Who does he swap with?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Other, alleged adults.
That, or he's hanging around school gates at lucy times and home times.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Whoa, he's got some 'splainin to do!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I'll give you this wayne rooney foil if you let me finger your sister and have the banana from your lunch box

( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Someone at work is leaving, they have a big monitor.
A someone asked me if it was me that had put a sticker on it reserving it as mine when they leave.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:11, Reply)

It's too hot.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:15, Reply)

OK Nelly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)

^No longer wishes to be at the circus.

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

"Your day off tomorrow has been cancelled"
I did loads of those sticker books in the 80's until I lost interest in football in my teens (regained interest in my 20's) I think I completed the Mexico 86 album. Not by ordering the ones I needed as you'd have to be some kind of stickerwrong chump to do that. #tragic

Alt: I suppose so
Altalt: It's just right here
Altaltalt: That's certainly the word on the street
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Ooo, thanks "Bill Clay"
I need to reclaim a 1/2 days holiday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I'm going to make my own t-shirt with "Bill Clay" on it for Sonisphere
It'll only mean something to b3tans and Die Hard fans, both of which I wouldn't mind having a pint with
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

fans of what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:43, Reply)

YM

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I heard the story about a teacher confiscating cards from pupils, then using them to complete his own stick album instead
That gave me a good chuckle.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

fuck me you're easily pleased

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Three words: Frankie and Benny's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

blobbing^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Two of those three words were wrong
Fixed it now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:44, Reply)

hahah you spastic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:45, Reply)

He was her man and he done her wrong
youtu.be/VtxyjOFLXSg
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:47, Reply)

+un in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)

why are you all so shit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Because I was in Five Star?

( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:43, Reply)

*makes note in personel form*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:46, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:22, Reply)