I'm gonna have a siesta
Following my eventful flight this morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

What happened?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Medical emergency, they put they call out to ask if there was a doctor on board.
There wasn't, so we had a rapid decent to Madrid so they could cart some bloke off in an ambulance.

Added a good couple of hours on to the journey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Fuck!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)

It was quite good if I'm being honest.
As we had a cab booked for 5 this morning and I was sure I'd oversleep, I made a tactical decision to stay up all night drinking.

The two hours on the tarmac in Madrid gave me a good opportunity for more sleep and to sober up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

TACTICS
I like it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)

You can't teach that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:19, Reply)

TIKKABOOSON

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

You should've volunteered
I'm sure you could've blagged it until you landed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)

A finger up the arse is a finger up the arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Two in the stink as there is no pink.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Put a claim in!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Where theres maim, theres a claim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)

I'm not sure EasyJet do PPI

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:21, Reply)

I think it has to be 72hr anyway
www.theguardian.com/money/2014/jun/11/air-passengers-flight-delay-win
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)

IIRC you're entitled to compensation if a delay is over 5 hours.
Unless it's cancelled, then your rights regarding delays go bye bye, and a whole different set of rights apply. Which most airlines happily ignore.
( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Unforseen innit, so no claim.
It wasn't that much of an inconvenience anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Had a three day stopover in Bratislava once thanks to a cancellation.
Still pursuing a payout, the regulators are on our side, but it has be dealt with in the jurisdiction of the country you were flying from. Which means we're getting fucking nowhere.
( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Like thats a real place pffftt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)

It really fucking is.
having been stuck in the fucking dump for three days, I can verify that.
( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)

in that case so is Brobdingnag

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Ryanair don't fly there after a plane was taken down by a massive fly-swat.

( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Selfish cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

David Wood's latter work had a more adult slant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Anal's brother?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Yeah cool, don't follow me then
you half-Yid pegleg cunt.

Only got nine fucking followers, I need all the help I can get. And one of them's Nakers. He keeps calling it Myspace.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50, Reply)