"i'll review and revert shortly"
no, imma get a salad and some water and stop at the big outdoor screen showing wimbledon because I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE FUCKING MATCH YET THIS YEAR.

alt: pedant and white knighting services.

altalt: philippa fucking forrester
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cor she could've nonced me back in the day and I wouldn't have complained

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Is it noncing if it's consensual?

( Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Nice try Nonsta, but underagers can't consent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:46, Reply)

So, parent/guardian permission slips?

( Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Like what H from Lost Prophets had?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:58, Reply)

I guess my fifteen year old self will just have to disappoint the twins from fun house. :(

( Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:05, Reply)

she's aged as badly as Debbie Harry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:46, Reply)

says the 36 year old with face piercings, a "Shit" hoody and baseball cap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)

clickclickclick

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Tweeting this!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)

here he is:
tinyurl.com/onamlom
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:52, Reply)

He'll be smiling on the other side of his face now, I bet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

iLol'd

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)

I bet that makes flossing at the back a lot easier.

( Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)

+eating hotdogs without opening your mouth
Jaysum could suck 3 cocks at a time with those holes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:58, Reply)

I don't need them holes

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Show off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)

SNAPBACK!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I'd say she's aged considerably worse than the lovely Debs
She was in her 30s by the time Blondie were successful and was still making winkies feel funny at the age Forrester is now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Revert to what?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:06, Reply)

it's something all lawyers get wrong
we all know it's wrong, but we all say it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Ah, I see. Like morals.

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I pointed this out a while back and someone (you or rory?) reckoned it was ok.
I still don't like it when I see it on emails to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:10, Reply)

it is ok because everyone does it
therefore it is now an accepted use
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)

We use it the same way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)

You make me sick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

so basically, intelligent people
demanding intelligence. good!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Jumping on the bandwagon by bastardising English isn't 'intelligent'.
It's pretentious if anything.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

that's what lawyers
DO
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Bollocks. I refuse to use office speak because no matter how ubiquitous it is, I still find it abhorrent.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

irregardless of how many emails I get pinged with this shit I too hate office speak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

magic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

+ 2 chips on my soul it is then.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Rubbish.
Phrases like this get used because they serve a purpose and allow important busy people like me to get on with swindling your old Nan out of her insurance claim.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I fucking hate them.
Ghastly abuses of the flexibility of the language.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)