So Al is back in the land of his ancestors today
Where were you born? Have you always lived there? Where would you like to live?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:51, 191 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Born in Ormskirk, lived in Skelmersdale for 16 years, then moved to Cheshire, been here nearly 10 years now
I wouldn't mind living in Yorkshire, some of the areas are beautiful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Blimey, I was brought up in Ormskirk
and me dad was born in Skem.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Oh hello
I was born in Chester, but I haven't always lived there.
I live partly in Folkestone and partly in London, I may have mentioned this.
I would like to live on a private island.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:56, Reply)

There is a house on St Marys Island just near me that would be cool to live in
Proper causeway to it that gets flooded an' that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:57, Reply)

That'll do, plus it's near you which I forgot to mention is an absolute deal breaker.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:58, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Which cunt-ery is that then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:57, Reply)

He's in Noocassel leek

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I liked Noocassel when I visited. Wouldn't want to live there, leek.
Paris, Munich, Thailand. In that order.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Is Jeff about?
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-City-play-Botswana-national-team-pre/story-21323955-detail/story.html

I'm not sure how long that's going to take by minibus.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Born in Westminster, Lived in Ealing until 3, then Guildford until 18
Then Wales for three dark, miserable years, then back to Guildford, then to Slough for one surprisingly not all that dark and miserable but definitely boring and soulless year, then Muswell Hill, now Chiswick.

I am hardly a rolling stone.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)

worst Fresh Prince cover version ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)

here's the best one
b3ta.com/talk/3796444
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)

I thought this poster's one was pretty good:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2086399
(Gerald was innocent, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)

hey look right, if you didn't enjoy your time in wales i can only imagine it is because you're a cunt

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Well, no, it's because it's a miserable land in which it never stops raining
the people are barely educated enough to hack coal out of a hill, it's full of bleak, soulless towns with no attractions, prospects or entertainment, it's boring, closed on Sundays and a cultural backwater.

But yeah, sure, it's definitely because I'm a cunt and not because it's a dead-end nowheresville where peoples' dreams, ambition and chance at anything other than misery go to die.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)

that was a real cuntish reply

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Doesn't stop Wales being a hopeless cultural wasteland though, does it.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)

yes it does

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

No it doesn't. Because it is.
But hey, if you're happy there then you have my pity. So that's something.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)

what's something?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:27, Reply)

apart from a brief spell when i built a school in tanzania
i've always lived in wales
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Is that your charity work that you don't like to talk about?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

charity work?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

It sometimes does yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

yeah fair enough

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I went to Cardiff once. There was a big tent and lots of pop music.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)

i think you went to glastonbury

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Is that not in Wales then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

i think you're thinking of the brecon jazz festival

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Burt Bacharach this year

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)

woah, buy me a ticket

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)

It was a Radio 1 thing, I saw Pink AND Starsailor, cool eh????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)

i don't think we'd allow that in cardiff

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Maybe it wasn't Cardiff.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

oh ok, thanks for sharing

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)

No, no, it actually was, 2003, I checked

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)

i was studying for my sats, i must've missed it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)

maybe there are highlights on youtube or something

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

oh boy, i hope so

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

oh man I love Starsailor

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

not really, they're up there with Turin Brakes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)

and aqualung

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)

You poor, poor bastard.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

it wasn't a nice place to live, but the children seemed to appreciate the new school

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Cut me and my blood is sky blue.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I wish someone would

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

i think you have a circulation problem

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

I was born in Cambridge
then went north, further north (after a brief sojourn in the west country) and have been steadily mooching my way southwards ever since. London next, then Paris, I reckon.
(berk, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Can I weigh your boobs?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I'm all for odd requests in the name of science
but....what on earth for?
(berk, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Surely you know stunned well enough by now...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

I thought there might be a sensible answer
or at least an interesting one.

Silly of me, really.
(berk, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

For the bank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

WAYHAY!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

^pushing the frontiers of human knowledge^
What a hero.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Woolwich
Hohne
Hong Kong
Cyprus
Selby (Drax)
York
West Kingsdown
Memphis
Kingsland
Chiswick
Stockwell
Peckham
Enfield
Thamesmead
Camberwell
Bow
South Woodford
Lewisham.

Give or take.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

I read most of that as
London
London
London
London
London
London
London
London
London
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)

+ the shit bits of

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

glasshouses, pal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)

You would. Because you are a provincial.
It's like saying Newcastle and Sunderland are the same place or Portsmouth and Southampton.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)

But there are green spaces inbetween towns here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Except that Newcastle and Sunderland are, in fact, the same.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Divvent talk shite, pet man pet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

No.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Yes

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:32, Reply)

I'd love for you to explain this to a resident of either in the pub

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:40, Reply)

I did last night.
The residents of W4 think I have a good point.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Newcastle, no, Australia

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)

You could move to Newcastle in Australia

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I could, but I quite fancy Perth.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

COR!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Coventry
West Bromwich
Solihull
Leeds
Hall Green
Whitechapel

I liked Seattle, and weed's legal there now too. I could do that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)

You one of us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Only till about 3 or 4

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Harris sentenced to 5 years & 9 months
news.sky.com/story/1294944/rolf-harris-sentencing-live-from-court
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

YESS I was closest!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I said 5.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Yes and I said 6. I was closer. I win.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)

You do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Well, I'm glad we've sorted that out. Got a bit heated for a moment there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

I know. Phew.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:26, Reply)

overs don't count though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Its just not cricket

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Well tie me down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Wow.
He'll do half that. 3 years is still a long time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Judge has said he will be released after serving half & will serve the second half under license.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)

There's likely to be a further trial, so he could do a bit more

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

It was reported earlier that he's not going to tried for any other offences.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Bit harsh on his victims

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Fuck 'em. Hold on...........

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Did Rolf compliment the body on the judges 12 year old daughter?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:28, Reply)

that refers to his internet browsings.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Was that all?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Other alleged abuse victims have since come forward as well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:36, Reply)

You know where I'm from
And I would literally rather live anywhere else.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:32, Reply)

emsworth seems nice, you should move there

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:36, Reply)

Emsworth is nice
They have a michelin starred restaurant there that is very nice indeed.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

which one is that?
is it the blue bell inn?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Nah
36 On The Quay. It's down by the big pond.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

What's the vegetarian option like?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)

YOU CAN FUCK OFF
/ac
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)

might go and dine on the company there, next time i'm down

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Never a truer map drawn
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:35, Reply)

my internet won't open that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Map of Paris.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:37, Reply)

you seem to have included portsmouth in civilisation

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Yes. It's got Two Hats in it.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)

i pretty much live there too
thanks buddy
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on B3ta
on B3ta
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Why did you search for Washington?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Oh, that was unrelated, I just scrolled over on an already open window
Lazy, you see.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

how come you use internet explorer?
not out of choice, right?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I have three browsers.
Google Maps just happened to be open in IE.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Born Edinburgh
Lived:-
Westhead
Ormskirk
Halton
Scampton
Lincoln
Little Rissington
Shipton under Wychwood
Aden
Lyneham
Gatenby
Carterton
Bicester
Weston on the Green
Hawerby
North Cotes
Grimsby
Tetney.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:40, Reply)

Putting the Grim in to Grimsby.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)

and the bi into Bicester

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

how do you feel aboot scottish independence then?
in a sentence, please
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

You made some of those up

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

On the run from debt?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)

He lived for around ten years in each of these places

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:46, Reply)

lols

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Cheshire, not a posh part, now Kent. Manchester for med school, Roryland for hospital stuff.
Bongobongo land, year with MSF.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Congleton?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)

The Manufacturing Science and Finance Union?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)