I just emailed someone to say I could "firm things up for them" FNARR!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:24, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I just emailed someone to say 'Yeah, loads'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I feel there's a really interesting subthread to be had here about the last thing you emailed to someone!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I just sent another to say 'Next day if I get a purchase order before 2pm'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)

"Can security or whoever clears my desk chuck the pot plant away, it's dead"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Hi Gary,

Could I get the remote account enabled please to look into this issue?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

That Gary is a prick

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

i said
dear sirs, we acknowledge receipt of the counter-signed S29(B) extension. our client trusts that matters will now proceed to completion without further delay. if this does not happen, we will have no alternative but to seek instructions on issuing proceedings without further recourse to you.

BOOM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Seems a bit harsh, why can't you solicitors try acting a bit more reasonably rather than constantly resorting to threats from the law?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:42, Reply)

because i'm a badass

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Easy and obvious
b f d t
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)

much like your wife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I much like her too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)

That can't be true, they've produced far too cute children for that to be the case.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)

NONCE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Rolf on the loose^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Who've luckily inherited her looks, not mine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

and by "they"
you mean his wife and the milkman
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I seriously doubt that Bob has got it in him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

No he has got it in her
God cant you read?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

My last email was an estimate on some GUI work
which boiled down to "10 days to do it the way we've done all the other screens, 22 days to do it the fancy non-standard way the users have claimed they need".

Yeah, they're getting the regular screen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)