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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Friends, Romans, Immigrants, countrymenAs your newly erected leader, I bring you the history of my people.
www.bbc.co.uk/archive/gay_rights/
Tell me the history of YOUR people.
Britney Spears without Autotune
metro.co.uk/2014/07/09/audio-of-britney-spears-singing-new-track-alien-without-auto-tune-leaks-online-4792115/
and ask you what you would eat for lunch?
alt. alright?
altalt. Pricks
altaltalt. last email you sent
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:31,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Cheap energy drink is horrid. and possibly life threatening.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:33,
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I had a weekend stag do once in Dundee and ended up on "Battery" and vodkaSome kind of shit cheap Red Bull ripoff. I think my kidneys might have just recovered from all the sugar now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:34,
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Nights on vodka red bull are worse than having night on amphetamines at times(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:38,
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I ended up pissed as a fart but unable to sleepSat watching Jackie Chan films back at the hotel at 4am
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:39,
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I have had this tooBut because I am proper cool, it was after JD and cheap whizz. I still cant drink JD following this experience
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I can't drink JD as it tastes like anus(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:48,
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I agree, but at Uni it seemed like a cool drinkThe same goes for cheap whizz
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I used to hoover that shit up(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:00,
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Gay people only have history because they keep shouting about it. It's not like stories of how they were oppressed were passed down via their children.
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Muns, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:34,
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Make your own kind of musicSing your own special song!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:38,
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Follow the Drinkin' Gourdis actually about the gay love of the penis
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I'm like the Government.Vote me in and it's the same old shit as before.
I got caught up in all the drama.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:39,
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No, 2 were, but I suspect that there may have been multiple device and proxy server vote rigging as the number of votes was about triple the number of posters(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:44,
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Those ruddy lurkers again!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:46,
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red faced sons of the soilI don't think they use computers do they?
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I'm sorry I didn't start one now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:46,
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I haven't even read the questions, it's just a mish mash of incoherent words to me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:48,
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Something about wanting us to chase him or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:49,
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Something about oppressed queers, some under researched political outrage no doubt(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:51,
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It's hilarious. She sounds like a fucking alien, never mind singing it.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:41,
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Pearl's a sewing machine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:52,
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my dad used to sing "pearl's a swinger" and then get smacked on the arm by my mummy brother and i were mystified
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:58,
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Where's Mcbeef?Did he have a right proper lashup last night?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:41,
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I don't even own an peopleWhat's wrong with Britney Spears needing autotune anyway?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:43,
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She mimed to her Vegas gigs too, that stupid people parted with stupid money to go and see.and her dancing was shit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:56,
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Have I misunderstood something here?Her fans are interested in what her singing voice is like?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:59,
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I just want to see her on all fours while I am hanging out the back of it. (, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)
I'm sad that she had her meltdown because at one point her dancing was great.Im not a fan perse, but the gays like to keep up with her mess of a life.
Her stint on American X Factor confirmed the worst. She actually IS dead behind the eyes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:05,
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As a straight white male the story of my people is one of terrible struggle and deprivationnot really.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:46,
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Woah, you're straight??(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:47,
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"96% of sexual intercourse is started by a poke in the back first thing in the morning"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:59,
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*I am not allowed morning glory**has grumpy morning missus*
*isn't really allowed evening glory*
*wanks A LOT*
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how can you not be allowed it?how can you stop it?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:04,
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The ones with the 'sounding rods' make me feel ill just looking at themDisgusting perverts.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:10,
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HaMy mate Steve (aka Mr Cheeky) was on the front page of 4OD racing, pissed as a fart with two bottles of champagne
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:50,
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I've been to a couple of horse meetings.I couldn't really give a shit about horse racing or gambling generally, but it is a brilliant pissed day out.
A decadent evening at the dogs is always good as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:56,
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thisI love going to the races
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:01,
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NahNot the point though innit. Good day out, drinking and sunshine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:02,
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^tggi^I also always have the Friday of Cheltenham off. That's just a bookies and pubs job though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:07,
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I bet he wasn't THIS wreckedwww.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
The gurning bald guy is amazingly creepy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:58,
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind... with a bucket.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:57,
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"Historian (n): a broad-gauge gossip"from The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:59,
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No, and I have soup and a fresh baton for lunchAlt: Not too bad, cheers.
AltAlt: No, youn are!
AltAlt: Told a colleague to feel free to be late in the morning, as I'll take care of his early morning jobs.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:57,
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I got trashed on a delicious IPA called Big Chief last night.The comedy gig was "alright". My mate was "alright" - he's got it, but he needs work.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:58,
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Looks rather good that, will ask the local if they might get it in(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:02,
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The story of my people is as old as time itself. A persecuted and hated race we have wandered the earth. A bit like Caine in Kung Fu.
What happens in a man’s life is already written. A man must move through life as his destiny wills.
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yesbut this reads much better when you think of insurance men
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:04,
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so i was on the south bank last night, walking past that graffiti'd bit where the politican was recently caught posing against a "sack cameron" sloganthere were kids on skateboards, and this one hip cool young cat came an absolute cropper right in front of everyone. he slithered to his feet and acted like it was planned.
"look at him, skanking it out," i said, and then we ended up discussing the finger-less rave. at which point a gaggle of girls behind us piped up, "WE WERE AT THAT RAVE! WE SAW HIM!" and then in unison, "HE WAS GROSS."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:01,
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You're so down with the kids(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:02,
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even i could have done a better job on the skate pipeand the last time i went on a skateboard, my brother was pulling me on it around the garden at my dad's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:03,
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No comment.Simply pointing out that you get half and quarter pipes, they're not generally referred to as just a 'skate pipe'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:06,
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Please remove the unnecessary 'so' at the beginning of this story. You're not a bloody American.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:07,
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"hip cool young cat"she's not quite yet middle aged. There's no need to say something so desperately dated.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:15,
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Christ, I bet a glum northern and whiney/croaky yank mix of accents is well sexy(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:21,
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sexier than a wide boy trying to flog a bootleg dvd down the pab(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:43,
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I don't have a people. White, middle class southern Englishmen don't really need one, we have it pretty good.alt: yer
altaltalt: A response to a recruitment consultant.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:15,
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Lunch will either be two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds followed by a nap, or a kebab followed by a nap. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:23,
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The chutney is correct - Lucozade. Got to be ice cold & the original version. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:26,
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i heard the brazilian team cured their post match hangovers with a bottle of "seven up"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:42,
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That would have been better if you said Germany celebrated blah blah. What Brazil would have had was 7 down, which isn't a drink.
HTH.
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Lucozade isn't as effective as Sprite.That's a scientific fact.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:28,
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Or I might have fish and chips. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:27,
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Apparently their veggie patty is good as a side.It's like a veggie samosa according to my sources.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:27,
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More meat is a better side dish. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:30,
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Normally I'd be inclined to agree.But this sounds good.
My standard McDonalds is a Mc Chicken sandwich as a starter and then a Big Mac Meal as a main.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:31,
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Quarter pounder & 6 nuggets, or two double cheeseburgers. I prefer Burger King, but there isn't one nearby. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:33,
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