So, it seems that I booked my time off work, and train tickets a week late for my holiday next week.
I also did this with flights to Ibiza a couple of year ago.
Is there something you just can't get right? Peoples birthdays? Names?

alt. www.independent.co.uk/news/people/oscar-pistorius-returns-to-twitter-with-four-bizarre-messages-you-have-the-ability-to-make-a-difference-in-someones-life-9604211.html
Looks like Pistorious is turning to God in a last ditch attempt to save himself from jail. let's see how the Lord plays this one out.
Have you ever used religion as an excuse to get out of something?

Altalt. What song is the soundtrack to your life?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 11:54, 106 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That Pistorius has got such a lack of.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

He really does.
His whole defense is just so.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Get a diary, I find these to be helpful, regarding times and dates.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

GAYDO!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Just shove it all in google calendar, innit.
I've even got me bins in there!
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)

this^
If its not in my calendar synced with work/phone it ent happening
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

I've finally bit the bullet and set up a shared spreadsheet in google docs.
It contains the ingredients required to cook the stuff I frequently cook so I can do a shopping list at work.

Being an adult is great.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

You're not doing much alter the perception of you as having a lack of.
I seem to struggle more with people's names as I get older. Or it could just be that there are more people than there were and it's hard to remember them all.

Alt: I try to use atheism as an excuse to get out of things.

Altalt: Stupid question.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Jay struggles with putting faeces to names

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I don't

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

The name thing I put down to just not giving a shit about someones name until I decide its worth remembering

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Altalt: I'd like to think it would be The World by New Model Army, but I'm inclined to think the Benny Hill theme tune is probably more accurate.
Chicken wrap, banana, an apple.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Hole in my shoe

( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Traffic or Neil?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Neil

( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

snake in my boot!

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

You silly sod.
I think this is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Are work going to shift your holiday or are you fucked?

Alt: pistorius is such a cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Pistorius is a right cunt innee?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Proper.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)

I still need a gif of him running on stumps.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2681890/Pistorius-youve-never-seen-Leaked-footage-shows-paralympian-stumps-enacting-moment-shot-Reeva-Steenkamp-bathroom-door.html
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)

thats pretty fucking weird

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)

it looks like he has little feet on the stumps.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I have a fucking useless memory for anything that needs doing
but an amazing one for shit facts and useless information. Its really annoying.

AltAlt:
Freefalling - Tom Petty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

So what you're saying here is that you can't count or work calendars.
I have decided that I am in favour of assisted suicide. I suggest we start with you.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Oh. Apparently I booked the right week off at work and still managed to buy train tickets for a week later.
Silly sod.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

You're a thick cunt.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

This man knows his onions ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I don't deny it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

I've turned up to a gig a day late before.
Whilst thick, it's not as thick as booking travel a whole week out.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

My friend went to the airport a day early, once.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I booked the wrong flight once and had to fork out £170 on another ticket.
I just shouldn't be trusted with admin
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Just how often do you fuck this up?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)

So far about 3 times.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)

And now you know why the PPI claims are so high
Someone keeps fucking them up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Oh and one winter I woke up, panicked and attempted torush to the airport 5am
My flight was at 6pm.

I only worked it out when waiting for the bus I thought to myself 'I could swear these displays are 24 hour'. I did wonder why the town was unusually quiet when walking through it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

i bought tickets for the crows off ebay
when i looked for our seats on the o2 website, i couldn't find the stand, but meh. we got there.... security guard checked the tickets.... checked them again....

THEY'RE ON AT WEMBLEY, LOVE.

ffs. so we skanked it all the way over to wembley, only to find it looked suspiciously quiet. yep. postponed until may (this was december). fucking ebay seller didn't think to tell me, oh no.

i was not popular that evening.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Who?

( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

counting? black? Sheryl?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)

sports?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

counting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Oh, then yeah I'd understand
I'd be pretty pissed of if someone tried to take me to a counting crows concert.
( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

alt speaking of mentals on twitter
https://twitter.com/gazza8gascoigne
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Is it a parody? Or his actual deranged mind.
I don't trust no blue ticks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)

and there's not one mention of KFC

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Oh no, he's not dead again, is he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:25, Reply)

There's a rumour going round on Twitter that Princess Diana has died.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

That's not a halo, it's the fuckin steering wheel/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Happy Bastille Day to Kroney.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)

I had to bling my daughter's scooter up in French stuff today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)

So many euphemisms, so little time...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:42, Reply)

^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Onions and a Baguette yeah?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Ended up making a French flag for it
Someone did turn up with a string of onions on theirs and a basket full of garlic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I hope the flag was white.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Cheers, Dopey.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I've never been wrong in my entire life
Altalt: The Intense Humming of Evil
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)

That newslink was from February.
I can't win today
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:54, Reply)

There we go.
news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/july/14/default.stm

More fuckin Iraq.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:55, Reply)

alt alt: alright, by Cast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Supergrass

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Well that escalated quickly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

E17

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Deep

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Ventura Highway by America
It perfectly encapsulates my sunny disposition, easy-going optimism and wind-in-my-hair free spirit.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:57, Reply)

9-5 by Dolly Parton

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)

altalt. 20th Century Boy cos im well cool.
It's my ringtone.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)

altalt: cliff richard - summer holiday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Just remember, you can't take Lemmy with you.
metro.co.uk/2014/07/14/two-live-parrots-found-in-elmo-doll-after-couple-attempt-to-smuggle-them-over-border-4797281/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

its okay im not going anywhere

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

those people are evil
how could you do that to two innocent little birds? they must have been hot and terrified.

cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:28, Reply)

nu fred pls

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I just opened the wrong hole on my pepper shaker and dumped about half of its contents into my soup.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:32, Reply)

I did that with a chilli shaker on Friday
My spaghetti was HOT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

when my parents had just gotten married, they had his boss and wife round for dinner.
the pepper shaker lid fell off, and my dad's boss' wife dropped half the canister of white pepper into her dinner. before anyone could blink, my mother whipped the plate away and swapped her plate with my dad's, saying smoothly, "oh he loves pepper."

he still struggles not to sneeze by default if you bring up that story some 40 years later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I only eat it because I didn't know what else to do with it. Too thick for the sink and too wet for the bin.
Could have tipped it down the bog, I suppose.

Are your Mum and Dad Terry and June?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

no
more like father ted and mrs doyle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)

White pepper?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

i don't know, i wasn't there, i wasn't born for another 4 years
but he says it was white pepper.

which makes sense, because black pepper would most likely have been in a grinder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:49, Reply)

What we all used to use before fancy black pepper came along

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Taking the work away from hardworking white pepper.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Its more efficient

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

i like white pepper on some things
scrambled eggs, cabbage (not together), for example
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

White pepper is fit in tomato soup.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I did that and goatse.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

one of the german players has a name like goatse
i lol'd
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I have turned up a day late for a flight, booked a hotel a day early for our anniversary then turned up on the day
Booked a hostel in Amsterdam a week late, turned up at a beer festival a week late, booked flights for 3 people but wih my name on every flight etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

the last one is....
how???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 13:58, Reply)

I am a mystery unto myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Ok. You win.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

WTJ

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

All of you are utter, utter flids.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Yer innit yer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)