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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There is a police helicopter circling and hovering overhead, it's annoying and noisy but I sure hope they catch the terrorists/illegal immigrants/paedos they're looking for.
Tell us about the crimes you have witnessed, committed or are planning.....
Alt: How's it going?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:20, 215 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Tell us about the crimes you have witnessed, committed or are planning.....
Alt: How's it going?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:20, 215 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I used to shoplift when I was younger.
Nothing major. Boots even gave you a bag to put stuff in. walk in one side, get a meal deal bag, fill it with stuff and walk out another door.
DON'T JUDGE ME. I WAS YOUNG AND POOR.
alt. Yer, good ta.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Nothing major. Boots even gave you a bag to put stuff in. walk in one side, get a meal deal bag, fill it with stuff and walk out another door.
DON'T JUDGE ME. I WAS YOUNG AND POOR.
alt. Yer, good ta.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I was young and poor, but I never stole anything because that's wrong. Stealing is wrong.
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I know and I sought penance but they refused because of my penchant for sodomy.
You can't win with these people.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)
You can't win with these people.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I committed a string of sex offences against children in the Aberdeen area in the mid 1990s and remain at large.
Alt: alright
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Alt: alright
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Anything to keep the place going a bit longer before the inevitable
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We may sell garlic bread too.And for the gastro touch, scampi in the basket.
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Oi. Pub boy.
Why does the best before date on crisps always fall on a Saturday?
This is the sort of shit customers will need answering.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Why does the best before date on crisps always fall on a Saturday?
This is the sort of shit customers will need answering.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I cut the head of a drug dealer but it was OK coz the po po weren't bothered.
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I heard it's ok though because your family have been killing people in cold blood for generations
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Oh, man. I just had a belting lunch.
Cheese and Onion quiche with a Smoked Mackerel roll. then two pate and salad rolls. And a massive slice of water melon.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Cheese and Onion quiche with a Smoked Mackerel roll. then two pate and salad rolls. And a massive slice of water melon.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Speaking as a close personal friend of Billy Bragg and a committed member of the kilburn and cricklewood alliance against both facism and racism you are a fucking watermelonjewnigger
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I'm going to have the Tesco £3 meal deal. I think we can see who the winner is here.
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I've got Pastrami, mustard, gherkin, and rocket warm baked roll.
It's a bit good.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)
It's a bit good.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Never stole anything, never damaged any property, but we used to get in trouble with the police a bit,
As we used to go up on the college roofs in Oxford and smoke naughty cigarettes.
Also, once spent a night in a cell after a fight. I wouldn't say I was a criminal though.
I am planning to steal your heart.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)
As we used to go up on the college roofs in Oxford and smoke naughty cigarettes.
Also, once spent a night in a cell after a fight. I wouldn't say I was a criminal though.
I am planning to steal your heart.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Yerr. I'm in Taunton. It's miles and miles from home and raining.
You?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:11, Reply)
You?
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Oh, I also get my van back tomorrow.
So I might have to go do donuts on the car park in my hire van.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)
So I might have to go do donuts on the car park in my hire van.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I've got way more fuel in it than when I picked it up,
And they don't refund the difference, so I might just drive all the way home in 3rd gear.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:19, Reply)
And they don't refund the difference, so I might just drive all the way home in 3rd gear.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I used to have a van, well it was an Astra estate work vehicle, but it was like a van.
Back when I was *somebody*
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Back when I was *somebody*
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Also, I'm super excited because one of my Internet hero's is coming for a few pints.
I mean, he's no MEATSNAKE, but he is pretty wizard.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I mean, he's no MEATSNAKE, but he is pretty wizard.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Do you think he'll prefer "hipster posing bar" or "smelly Irish tramp pub"?
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We managed to break into the car park they were building in Sunderland
Ended up on the roof of a few shops on the High St smoking a joint or ten. Next night we tried the same thing to find the bridge across the road had been closed off so ended up running across the top of it into the car park, got seen by a security guard and had to fucking leg it.
Mate got caught by the Police and banged up for the night.
MEGALOLZ
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Ended up on the roof of a few shops on the High St smoking a joint or ten. Next night we tried the same thing to find the bridge across the road had been closed off so ended up running across the top of it into the car park, got seen by a security guard and had to fucking leg it.
Mate got caught by the Police and banged up for the night.
MEGALOLZ
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Very thin mattress, stunk of piss, I gave it a bad review on Trip Advisor
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But now you have an inch of lemonade in your lager which takes care of the fighty urges
And you've not been near the cells since?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)
And you've not been near the cells since?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)
alt: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
that is all.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:29, Reply)
that is all.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:29, Reply)
That is amazing
My mum once said she thought I looked like Nick Berry, she has very very bad eyesight.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:53, Reply)
My mum once said she thought I looked like Nick Berry, she has very very bad eyesight.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:53, Reply)
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/lavish-tomb-buried-for-2100-years-with-gold-and-treasure-discovered-in-china-9648755.html
That's it. Im taking up Tomb Raiding again.
Yer yer, raiding mens tombs, taking it up the tomb etc.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I always had you down as more of a cradle snatcher than a grave robber.
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Nah. Don't like young un's
You're thinking of dozer. He likes twinks.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)
You're thinking of dozer. He likes twinks.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)
yeah, we also want to fuck every straight man we meet.
Usually the most repulsive ones are the ones that hate this the most.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Usually the most repulsive ones are the ones that hate this the most.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:10, Reply)
My uncle, who holds some very archaic views on modern life, believes this.
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I mean sure, we will check you out, much the same as you'd check out a woman.
Doesn't mean we want to bump uglies.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Doesn't mean we want to bump uglies.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:12, Reply)
You don't need to tell me m8, I don't really think all homosexual men are aids ridden paedophiles conducting unnatural deviant perverse lifestyles.
You do all like shit music though.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)
You do all like shit music though.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)
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