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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was there when sausagegate broke, and I've read way too much about pizzagate, any other gates I should know about, so I can join in? And dogfingeringgate too of course.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:13, 137 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:13, 137 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I really would
Its like a load of pubs all in one place. Started out nice but remembered it was too close to the Bigg Market
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Its like a load of pubs all in one place. Started out nice but remembered it was too close to the Bigg Market
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i thought his dislike for the pink triangle was what drove him to his current deviant lifestyle
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absolutely
It is entirely populated with public school uni students, Newcastle has overtaken Bristol as Rupert's Uni of choice.
I think they like the irony
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
It is entirely populated with public school uni students, Newcastle has overtaken Bristol as Rupert's Uni of choice.
I think they like the irony
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
i was in restaurant the other day
where the ice cream was toblerone studded vanilla and chocolate ice cream scoops with warm melted toblerone sauce
i quite fancied a bit of that
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:30, Reply)
where the ice cream was toblerone studded vanilla and chocolate ice cream scoops with warm melted toblerone sauce
i quite fancied a bit of that
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:30, Reply)
at least i could have eaten it without missing my gaping gob and dropping it on my bent trousers
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:32, Reply)
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Our chef is doing a nice dessert or 'pudding' menu, the one they have is a bit limitedat the mo.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)
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I had chicken, leek, and vegetable pie
with peas and chips. I am no longer hungry.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
with peas and chips. I am no longer hungry.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I'm looking forward to PUBGATE where your hopes dreams and finances are destroyed and you have a 'foam helmet eppy spazz out' on here and we all laugh at you and create sockpuppets to lampoon you.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:26, Reply)
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*checks spreadsheet*
Retiring after running the pub for twenty years
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Retiring after running the pub for twenty years
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:33, Reply)
baldmonkey stole Two hat's wife's dildo then punched a hole in the wall
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:51, Reply)
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It was just the length it went on for,
And how many people believed it. Although if you ask them now they were "playing along"
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:57, Reply)
And how many people believed it. Although if you ask them now they were "playing along"
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I've been playing along with the story that frog is in a rl relationship with swipe.
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Which is a shame, I think. I was totally suckered by it.
But then I am occasionally capable of laughing at myself and not taking the internet terribly seriously.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:12, Reply)
But then I am occasionally capable of laughing at myself and not taking the internet terribly seriously.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Oh yeah, I was on board until about 3 days on when twoey let me in on it.
I guess bald monkey having had prior episodes irl (fork gate, the wedding saga) that it wasn't totally unbelievable.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I guess bald monkey having had prior episodes irl (fork gate, the wedding saga) that it wasn't totally unbelievable.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:19, Reply)
See above.
Fake fall out of 2 rl chums online over stolen dildo and wall punching. Very well executed, many fell for it. Lols ensued.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Fake fall out of 2 rl chums online over stolen dildo and wall punching. Very well executed, many fell for it. Lols ensued.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:58, Reply)
I have one hour and fifteen minutes left at work
Then I'm going home to eat teryaki and drink beer. Tomorrow I'll be convoying to Penrith
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Then I'm going home to eat teryaki and drink beer. Tomorrow I'll be convoying to Penrith
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I have 30 minutes before I have a pint, then I'm cycling home and 129-7 yessssssssss
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:30, Reply)
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The suitcase single handedly defended the Cow house from a couple of inept burglers
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)
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Yer
It was really funny. I had all my gear in a separate bag but nothing for wife and kids. That went down really well and ended up with spending £120 in Sainsburys
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)
It was really funny. I had all my gear in a separate bag but nothing for wife and kids. That went down really well and ended up with spending £120 in Sainsburys
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I dont see how sandwichs would help the situation
even if you did buy a lot of them.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:56, Reply)
even if you did buy a lot of them.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:56, Reply)
depends how close to their sell by date they were
I imagine a stale tuna mayo could take someones eye out if thrown hard enough
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:07, Reply)
I imagine a stale tuna mayo could take someones eye out if thrown hard enough
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:07, Reply)
One assumes that sporters is merely using the nearest large town as reference
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Ah well, I was trying to be geographically precise you see.
Saying Sherwood would have made me look like a dick. Well, more of a dick.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Saying Sherwood would have made me look like a dick. Well, more of a dick.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)
nah, your hideous face* and hairy keyboard mashing knuckles make you look like a dick
*i have no idea what you look like, but let's keep up the scottish bullying and say the abandoned scorched love child of rab c nesbitt and the loch ness monster
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:53, Reply)
*i have no idea what you look like, but let's keep up the scottish bullying and say the abandoned scorched love child of rab c nesbitt and the loch ness monster
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Well, really.
I might have to mention this on QOTW - once I get a hold of myself.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:11, Reply)
I might have to mention this on QOTW - once I get a hold of myself.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:11, Reply)
Nope.
Some lass at work has a boil on hers and keeps showing people.
I politely declined.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Some lass at work has a boil on hers and keeps showing people.
I politely declined.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:15, Reply)
OI SWIPE:
twycrosszoo.org/red-heads-go-free-on-august-19th-to-celebrate-world-orang-utan-day/
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:16, Reply)
twycrosszoo.org/red-heads-go-free-on-august-19th-to-celebrate-world-orang-utan-day/
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:16, Reply)
YEAH WELL I'M DONE WAITING FOR YOUR TRAIN THREAD
So I done did my own thread
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:39, Reply)
So I done did my own thread
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:39, Reply)
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