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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Early start as early finish.
I'd do this every day if I could.
What would you do every day if you could other than MM or MD?
Alt: To whom would you give money if you won the Lottery?
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:02, 96 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'd do this every day if I could.
What would you do every day if you could other than MM or MD?
Alt: To whom would you give money if you won the Lottery?
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:02, 96 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Morning.
I'd like to think I'd have killers every day, but would probably get bored very soon.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:08, Reply)
I'd like to think I'd have killers every day, but would probably get bored very soon.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:08, Reply)
I went out with a bird like that once.
Nice girl. She just needed to wash her fanny.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Nice girl. She just needed to wash her fanny.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Have a seventh son every third day, that should break the monotony
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Yeah, she is starting to grow on me.
She looks less retarded the older she gets.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:22, Reply)
She looks less retarded the older she gets.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:22, Reply)
I have to admire that chap in the paper
who is giving his mate some of his £7m win. He said he would "see him right" and they've both retired. Nice darts!
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:24, Reply)
who is giving his mate some of his £7m win. He said he would "see him right" and they've both retired. Nice darts!
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:24, Reply)
What I want, when I want, without being hassled by the man.
Alt: I'd invest in a local arts centre.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:29, Reply)
Alt: I'd invest in a local arts centre.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:29, Reply)
Your post implies that only a financial return would be desirable.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:34, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:34, Reply)
you used the word 'invest', maybe you should get a thesaurus m8
I can lend you mine if you like, yeah?
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:35, Reply)
I can lend you mine if you like, yeah?
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:35, Reply)
I think you need to invest a little more time into reading it first.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:41, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:41, Reply)
I hear ya, bro.
Why can't we just get paid without having to go to work?
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:32, Reply)
Why can't we just get paid without having to go to work?
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:32, Reply)
I'd buy dozer a mail order wife, so he'd finally know the joy that is sex.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:30, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:30, Reply)
we all know you're an expert on Thai shemale mail order brides
But there's no need to judge everyone by your own standards.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:32, Reply)
But there's no need to judge everyone by your own standards.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:32, Reply)
You
My cab is sitting right outside buck palace right now. And that bloody fountain thing is FULL of water!!!! I KNEW I wasn't being a retard about that!
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:34, Reply)
My cab is sitting right outside buck palace right now. And that bloody fountain thing is FULL of water!!!! I KNEW I wasn't being a retard about that!
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:34, Reply)
The Victoria and Angel Memorials are outside Buck Palace.
Neither are fountains.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Neither are fountains.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:47, Reply)
but they are full of water
which means that frolicking in them would have been perfectly possible, if frowned upon by the plod (even if i did mix them up with the bent horses at piccadilly).
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:58, Reply)
which means that frolicking in them would have been perfectly possible, if frowned upon by the plod (even if i did mix them up with the bent horses at piccadilly).
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Drink myself into oblivion and wake up, cock in hand, in a paltry puddle of pre-cum in the seasonal aisle at Asda
Oh hang on, what WOULD I do?
Alt: People selling small islands, weapons, mercenaries and sinister uniforms.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Oh hang on, what WOULD I do?
Alt: People selling small islands, weapons, mercenaries and sinister uniforms.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Yeah. My own personal army has an appeal to it.
Going around and settling scores on my behalf.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Going around and settling scores on my behalf.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I didnt say that would be the end of it, did I?
*strikes off list*
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:11, Reply)
*strikes off list*
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I'm doing a list of the ok ones here. You've made number three at the moment.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:18, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:18, Reply)
*glares*
I found out yesterday that you can actually get married at St Marys Lighthouse in Whitley Bay
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:41, Reply)
I found out yesterday that you can actually get married at St Marys Lighthouse in Whitley Bay
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Thanks man
Its really backfiring on them now my bosses Mrs is preggers and they want me to go out on site more. I've changed my car insurance back to non-business class so they can get fucked.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Its really backfiring on them now my bosses Mrs is preggers and they want me to go out on site more. I've changed my car insurance back to non-business class so they can get fucked.
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Damn right
I have a one-to-one booked in for the day he gets back from holiday. I'll be "discussing" the passive/aggressive emails he sent me when I was on holiday and the order to do something that I knew nothing at all about
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I have a one-to-one booked in for the day he gets back from holiday. I'll be "discussing" the passive/aggressive emails he sent me when I was on holiday and the order to do something that I knew nothing at all about
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:38, Reply)
GOD DAMMIT, the cleaner doesn't get here until 12:30 PM
BUT the table is STICKY NOW
WOE IS ME
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:33, Reply)
BUT the table is STICKY NOW
WOE IS ME
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Could you not at least go back to your teenage years and use a sock
( , Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:38, Reply)
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