Early start as early finish.
I'd do this every day if I could.

What would you do every day if you could other than MM or MD?

Alt: To whom would you give money if you won the Lottery?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:02, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning.
I'd like to think I'd have killers every day, but would probably get bored very soon.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:08, Reply)

Killers? How d'you mean?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:13, Reply)

This should read kippers. I wish there was an edit function here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:14, Reply)

I went out with a bird like that once.
Nice girl. She just needed to wash her fanny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:18, Reply)

Have a seventh son every third day, that should break the monotony

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:37, Reply)

It might bring him piece of mind

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:44, Reply)

Rihanna.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:19, Reply)

Yeah, she is starting to grow on me.
She looks less retarded the older she gets.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:22, Reply)

she's a hot piece of ass

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:22, Reply)

Prick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:22, Reply)

wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:23, Reply)

I have to admire that chap in the paper
who is giving his mate some of his £7m win. He said he would "see him right" and they've both retired. Nice darts!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:24, Reply)

What I want, when I want, without being hassled by the man.
Alt: I'd invest in a local arts centre.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:29, Reply)

'invest' implies the chance of seeing some return on your money.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Your post implies that only a financial return would be desirable.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:34, Reply)

you used the word 'invest', maybe you should get a thesaurus m8
I can lend you mine if you like, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:35, Reply)

I think you need to invest a little more time into reading it first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I think you need to set yourself on fire, you pederast cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:44, Reply)

I'll invest in a box of matches

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:47, Reply)

I hear ya, bro.
Why can't we just get paid without having to go to work?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:32, Reply)

It's easily workable, but it would mean a bit more sharing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:33, Reply)

I'd settle for being paid what you're paid for doing what I do

(berk, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:35, Reply)

Never gonna happen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I'd buy dozer a mail order wife, so he'd finally know the joy that is sex.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:30, Reply)

we all know you're an expert on Thai shemale mail order brides
But there's no need to judge everyone by your own standards.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:32, Reply)

But you've got a wife and never have sex.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:34, Reply)

he has sex with his daughter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:36, Reply)

You
My cab is sitting right outside buck palace right now. And that bloody fountain thing is FULL of water!!!! I KNEW I wasn't being a retard about that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:34, Reply)

The Victoria and Angel Memorials are outside Buck Palace.
Neither are fountains.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:47, Reply)

but they are full of water
which means that frolicking in them would have been perfectly possible, if frowned upon by the plod (even if i did mix them up with the bent horses at piccadilly).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't just a puddle?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:03, Reply)

The do.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:36, Reply)

Betty Boo eh?
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/publicnudity/post2327283
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Drink myself into oblivion and wake up, cock in hand, in a paltry puddle of pre-cum in the seasonal aisle at Asda
Oh hang on, what WOULD I do?
Alt: People selling small islands, weapons, mercenaries and sinister uniforms.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Yeah. My own personal army has an appeal to it.
Going around and settling scores on my behalf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Drink
Alt:

I'd give everyone on here £1000 to spend that very day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:08, Reply)

You tight bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:09, Reply)

I didnt say that would be the end of it, did I?
*strikes off list*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Hey! I didn't say I didn't WANT it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:21, Reply)

+in the nude

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I'd prefer you with clothes on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:28, Reply)

I'm doing a list of the ok ones here. You've made number three at the moment.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:18, Reply)

There are as many as three?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:22, Reply)

You're at the bottom with dozer. The prick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:28, Reply)

This is very upsetting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:34, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:29, Reply)

He is only after your money sporters dont trust him

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:32, Reply)

how else will he keep his pub afloat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Move it to Whitley Bay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Shitely you mean Shitely lol geddit?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:40, Reply)

*glares*
I found out yesterday that you can actually get married at St Marys Lighthouse in Whitley Bay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:41, Reply)

hahaha!
Good luck with that.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:36, Reply)

You've slipped a notch down pal.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I am happiest with my feet on the ground doc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:44, Reply)

I'd pay sporters a car allowence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Thanks man
Its really backfiring on them now my bosses Mrs is preggers and they want me to go out on site more. I've changed my car insurance back to non-business class so they can get fucked.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Hooray for small bitter victories

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Damn right
I have a one-to-one booked in for the day he gets back from holiday. I'll be "discussing" the passive/aggressive emails he sent me when I was on holiday and the order to do something that I knew nothing at all about
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:38, Reply)

GOD DAMMIT, the cleaner doesn't get here until 12:30 PM
BUT the table is STICKY NOW

WOE IS ME
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:33, Reply)

At least you've got time to hide or go out somewhere.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Or lie on the bed naked until, eventually, she walks in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Could you not at least go back to your teenage years and use a sock

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Start a new thread.
This is shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:41, Reply)