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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well that went well
what do we think of this? who is to blame - the selfish dude who ate the nuts or the useless parents?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2724684/Nut-allergy-girl-went-anaphylactic-shock-plane-passenger-ignored-three-warnings-not-eat-nuts-board.html

alt: what you doing later? i have got a fancy dinner with a client.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:42, 144 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
The parents.
Definitely their fault. Dozer should be blaming them for the way he turned out.

As for nut-kid, meh. Don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:49, Reply)
You share a lot of Daily mail articles.
You know their journalistic skills are on par with a village idiot telling tall tales, right?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:52, Reply)
i saw that in the evening standard
then googled the story to post on here, fail was at the top of the page.

i read a bit of everything, i think it's good to get a mixed reportage.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:54, Reply)
I always compare their stories to other papers too.
I shouldn't really as it's just giving them attention.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:59, Reply)
alt: mourning the passing of summer
possibly eating crumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:54, Reply)
I made a really nice crumble on Sunday TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)
well done
I made mine with apples wot i grew
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Not the return of the 40'000 apples saga all over again?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:34, Reply)
yeah
it's a bit :) and a bit :(

I just need to man up and get a cider press
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)
I had the same thing earlier in the year with my Black Cherries
Luckily for some reason lots of people kept asking me to bring me them some, I swear down I should be selling them, turns a educated well to do office into a veritable crack house fighting for the last pipe
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:44, Reply)
I blame the Jews

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:54, Reply)
still struggling to find someone more hated than you i see

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Jews > Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)
I'm struggling and all, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Why must blame be laid? typical lawyer attitude
alt: I have a bag Jelly Babies and cold beer, life is good.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Was he sitting right next to the kid? could they not have moved her?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:57, Reply)
That's what you get for flying Ryanair

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:58, Reply)
you didn't actually bother reading the article did you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Skim read.
I got a slight gist and a whiff of drama bullshit.
she was probably just tired.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Don't worry I didn't bother reading it neither

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Im sometimes tired after sucking on nuts.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)
Then you're doing it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)
it does look dull and daily mailish
plus, it's not our job, so why do we need an opinion?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Opium on the other hand.........

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)
menu for later on
i normally hate pudding, but salted caramel treacle tart might actually be worth having a starter instead of a main, to make room for it. hmmmm.

www.hardysbrasserie.co.uk/menu.php?menu=3349
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:04, Reply)
We all know your a FOODWRONGER
So for that reason I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)
there's way too much meat and fish on that menu
i mean, who the fuck wants to eat this???

Ham hock & foie gras terrine, home made piccalilli, toast

Roast saddle of venison, braised potatoes, pumpkin purée, cavolo nero

Roasted teal, spätzle, ceps, pancetta, truffle honey
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I like meat and fish :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Me
especially given that I'll probably have a bowl of cereal for dinner at about 11pm.
(berk, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Ready Berk
A bit like Ready Brek, but a personalised version.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)
And I hope you like jammin' too?

(berk, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)
How is your essay going?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Like a big pile of massive, hairy, festering balls.
Thanks for asking though.
(berk, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:21, Reply)
I'm sure you'll get it completed to well beyond the required standard.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:24, Reply)
why do you think she is on here?!?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Because she is going to submit the word 'alright' 10, 000 times.
And wonders how to make it as witty as Dozer does.

That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:39, Reply)
I drank a case of out of date Jammin' back in the day
Vile it was.
Got it given free by the pub I worked in.

I don't think they do it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)
i could definitely help them with that
I've not had anything fancier than falafel on a plate lately
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Plates, eh.
You sellout.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
it was posh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)
I'll have the lamb please.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)
actually even i think this looks quite good
if they could do it without the smoked haddock:

www.clarencecourt.co.uk/recipes/omelette-arnold-bennett/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)
+retta
Terrible bullying of Berk here
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Alright hare, you philandering person.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:16, Reply)
I ent touched no Phils HONEST
However Col. Deering would have got it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:16, Reply)
That's a bit much for a pub innit?
Don;t look Dr Best Mong!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)
it's a brasserie
not a pub!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)
STRIKE/ADDS
Bra
Pube

Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
I always get greedy with the cheese board :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Lol, people are saying nuts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)
You gonna sell nuts in your piss-shack?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Of course, the full salty range of munchiness.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Pickled Eggs are well hip and trendy these days as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)
Gherkins and eggs are definitely up there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:27, Reply)
No. Not in a pub. No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Pourquoi?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)
I cant imagine it going well with alcohol of any kind.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:38, Reply)
i bet you can imagine it going well with lube though

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:39, Reply)
Deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:40, Reply)
I will start to make my hot and spicy pickled onions in about a months time...
just so they have the right amount of heat for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)
What are they flavoured with?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)
Pimento/Allspice for the Christmas touch
Various chilli's dependant of how devious I feel at the time, I determined to do some with the Dorset Naga this year
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:38, Reply)
NOM!
Pickling your own is the best.
Darkest vinegar and loads of spices.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:38, Reply)
yes! I love pickled eggs
does that make me cool?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)
well it makes you windy i bet

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)
toot toot

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)
lololol
i.imgur.com/V8NvXmm.gif
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Oi, swipey.
What was the name of that pub in Holborn you hosted a bash in the other year? Reportedly had the oldest interior in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:33, Reply)
YM?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:34, Reply)
YM?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)
Don't be daft, York Minster's fucking MILES from Holborn!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:39, Reply)
It may have been this place?
meltonmowbrayholborn.co.uk/
Edit - I know it was a Fuller's pub and it was near one of the inns of law, or whatever the fuck they're called.
(berk, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Even if it's not the same one (and it does ring a bell)
it looks like a nice place anyway. I'm thinking Mabel's one night and possibly here the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)
It looks like it from the outside, anyway
Mabel's is the one your birthday was in, years and years ago? Near the British Museum?
(berk, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)
Yep. Nice and handy for tubes and buses.
Plus it's a decent size as well and the food's quite reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:19, Reply)
Not the Melton - it is nice for pies but otherwise v dark
Princess Louise much better. Right next to tube and has a big upstairs room for privacy for internet nerds!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Ah yes - that's the one. Ta muchly swiperoo.
I shall FB everyone shortly. Are you bringing Frog?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:27, Reply)
The princess Louise!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)
LOL! That's great!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:39, Reply)
alt: being left all alone to fend for myself :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Poor snakeypoos.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:37, Reply)
And she posts the fancy menu she gets while all I have is some sausages :( sad tiems

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Sometimes a good sausage can be a thing of awesomeness.
Tell swipe I asked her a question will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)
You can get all sorts of kinds of sausages these days.
Wondrous things!

Just get a takeaway innit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:45, Reply)
^ Deviant

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)
don't knock it til you've tried it, sweet cheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)
What you need M8 is a good woman in your life

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:39, Reply)
Get Jaysum to put a frock on, you'll never know the difference.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)
I would butch you under the table, cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)
KEBAB O'CLOCK!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:40, Reply)
'Ow biss kebabber!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:40, Reply)
That's tomorrow!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)
When is beer o'clock?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:51, Reply)
This prick keeps getting in my way

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:55, Reply)
It looks like a scabby sweet potato.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:56, Reply)
TAKE THAT BACK!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:57, Reply)
He does a bit really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)
HE DOESNT LIKE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:03, Reply)
He needs a bath.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)
You need euthenising

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:19, Reply)
I'd like ian huntley to give you a bath

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Only if he washes under the bridge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:40, Reply)
That is rather an intimidating glare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:39, Reply)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Aww. he just wants to be near daddy.
Do they come and st with you a lot, like you're part of their roost?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:58, Reply)
tame ones do
non-tame ones act like you're the evil offspring of satan and hitler
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:59, Reply)
Tippi Hedrig time?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Is Swipe going out with Keith Harris?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Haha CUDDLES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)
THAT IS AN ORVILLE THING TO SAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)
i bet he's had a hand in it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Funnily enough, I've always wondered this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28785171
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:55, Reply)
"The UK's Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) says four arm amputees have the medical certification to be commercial pilots."
How common is that? I mean, Goro would have to be REALLY fucking unlucky one day at work
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Air Israel let foreskin amputees fly though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:01, Reply)
Why didn't they give her one of the oxygen masks they have on all flights, not the over-head ones (but I guess they could use those), but the ones in the bottles.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Because Ryanair

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)
because they wanted to see her head explode

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:23, Reply)
I read that as 'some coloured made a little white girl suffer and we should send them all back and close our borders and never travel internationally again except when we want to colonise some piece of rock temporarily squatted on by darkie savages'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:52, Reply)
Good point.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:00, Reply)
lol
www.npr.org/2012/10/09/162586325/instead-of-surgery-man-pedals-off-the-pounds
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:07, Reply)
I like that he is from 'Mass'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:43, Reply)

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