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 I tell you what
	I tell you what thread deletion really does piss me off,
What really pisses you off
what do you really like.
Alt 1 film you can watch repeatedly
alt alt: you have to have sex with an animal, which would you choose
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:15, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
 Deleting
	DeletingWhats the fucking point?
I really like coffee, red wine, cheese and raping cats
Alt:
Indiana Jones - any of the original trilogy
AltAlt:
YM
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:17, Reply)
 Google Translate:
	Google Translate:"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet financing of atoms you want to, or whether, this was not purto our Electra, who can entertain for these licenses in the. Two and a proper change, you ignore the opponent honey. Hardly a plastic keyboard, hate the stand made for us. Do not laughing real estate group."
Catchy username.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)
 We don't talk about thread deletion.
	We don't talk about thread deletion.EVERYTHING.
alt: Conspiracy.
alt alt: Human.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:18, Reply)
 The only way we can (as a people) overcome thread deletion is to talk about it
	The only way we can (as a people) overcome thread deletion is to talk about itOtherwise it can lurk in the shadows and fear of it will become all powerful
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)
 I don't really care about deletion anymore, I do think it's lame, though.
	I don't really care about deletion anymore, I do think it's lame, though.The other week I got a tiny little mini-ratchet set. I really like that. It's already proved immensely useful.
DIE HARD.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:19, Reply)
 It just always seems to happen while I am typing something
	It just always seems to happen while I am typing something so I press post and whammmmoooo NOTHING
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:22, Reply)
 surely terrific horse pon IX would be better...
	surely terrific horse pon IX would be better...wouldn't terrible horse porn be full of shame faced stallions unable to get it up
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:23, Reply)
 I'm sad as I have been doing actual work so I only just finished the Assange thread
	I'm sad as I have been doing actual work so I only just finished the Assange threadand would have been blissfully ignorant that a thread had been deleted if it weren't for Bonzo.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)
 Not fussed
	Not fussedDrivers who think indicators are an optional extra in a car.
Alt: Midnight Sting
Altalt: Fucking an animal would be a terrible burdon to bear
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)
 Who's been deleting stuff? Fuckers.
	Who's been deleting stuff? Fuckers.I fucking hate deletion. What kind of fucking arsehole would do that?
What pisses me off - shit drivers. People who don't indicate when turning into the junction that I'm coming out of. Cunts. People who drive at 35mph on 60mph roads. Cunts.
Alt: Blazing Saddles
AltAlt: I used to work with a guy from Aberdeen who swore that the flounder was known as the Fisherman's Friend for very good reason.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)
 That reminds me of a shit joke about sheep-shagging
	That reminds me of a shit joke about sheep-shaggingwith the punchline "What? You mean nae kissing?"
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)
 People who contravene traffic law just to get ahead in a queue by about 3 cars.
	People who contravene traffic law just to get ahead in a queue by about 3 cars. I really like pickled gherkins.
Alt: waterworld
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:59, Reply)
 It's when there's merging traffic and somebody refuses to leave enough space for you to merge in front of them
	It's when there's merging traffic and somebody refuses to leave enough space for you to merge in front of themor accelerates from behind to cut you off that annoys me. What on earth sort of advantage is one car length going to get you?
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)
 holy shit, driving around westminster or the embankment is like being in a hail of space invaders
	holy shit, driving around westminster or the embankment is like being in a hail of space invaderscunt cyclists, shooting around every which side of the taxi this morning. one gets way too close on the left, trying to save that all important 10 seconds and nip round a bus without looking, but the poor sod of a taxi driver can't shunt to the right to avoid him because cunt cyclists nipping up the right hand side to save that all important 10 seconds with total disregard for life, limb, pedestrians, buses, other cars... how more of them aren't killed is a total mystery.
they really should ban them from main roads. make them use the back streets. it's better for everyone.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)
 you'd never be that stupid!
	you'd never be that stupid!they just don't think. bombing around cars - if you can see a car has 3 cyclists on his left, weaving all over the road, DON'T go round him to the right, because you will die, and it will be darwinism in action.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)
 Anyone who can't figure out in a microsecond who would win between a squashy fleshsack and over a ton of metal
	Anyone who can't figure out in a microsecond who would win between a squashy fleshsack and over a ton of metalprobably needs to be run over to teach them a lesson. It's very easy not to cycle like a cunt, but equally, drivers ought to be a lot more aware of things on the road that aren't other one-ton metal boxes.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)
 the only vehicle that is slower and takes up more room than a cyclist!
	the only vehicle that is slower and takes up more room than a cyclist!(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)
 er, what?
	er, what?measuring about two foot wide by five foot long, and you're complaining about them overtaking stationary traffic
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:30, Reply)
 Is this your first time visting London?
	Is this your first time visting London?Please try not to loiter on the pavements as you get in the way of busy commuters.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:31, Reply)
 Our red setter looks sexy when he licks his bollocks. I wouldn't mind a go on Lemmy, the budgie, not the bassist.
	Our red setter looks sexy when he licks his bollocks. I wouldn't mind a go on Lemmy, the budgie, not the bassist.(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:03, Reply)
 as if
	as iflemmy has his pick of the birds. he ain't going for some ropey old man.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)
 Excel is pissing me off royally today.
	Excel is pissing me off royally today.Stupid formulas not doing what they should.
I like loads of stuff.
alt. any of the Alien franchise. Actually, not AVP2
altalt. Homosapiens
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:16, Reply)
 yeah but the elephant men are too small therefore it's shit lol
	yeah but the elephant men are too small therefore it's shit loland lol it doesn't end exactly at the beginning of alien therefore it's shit
and they got the planet number wrong therefore it's shit
lol
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:47, Reply)
 Im sensing some sarcasm, reading between the lols
	Im sensing some sarcasm, reading between the lolsThose dudes were huge in their proper space armour gear.
Plus they showed a similar scene to the fossilised dude on Alien. Good enough for me!
wasn't it on a different planet anyway?
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:53, Reply)
 see, what I'm doing here, right, is taking the piss out of the most commonly heard criticisms
	see, what I'm doing here, right, is taking the piss out of the most commonly heard criticismsand it is a shame to have to break character and explain that
but hopefully it will save you a long, tedious exchange of emails
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)
 During the 3pm meeting today I estimated 5-6 days for the database changes for this project
	During the 3pm meeting today I estimated 5-6 days for the database changes for this projectBit embarassing for the guys doing the front-end bits as they'd estimated 5 weeks for theirs. Half the rest of the meeting was the delivery manager trying to nudge them into reducing their estimate.
What's worse is between the meeting finishing and now I've done about 2/3rds of my bit. Hopefully I'll be able to drag the rest out for a couple of days.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)
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