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I have beer and nuts, what do you have?

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:50, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
A permanent sneer.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:52, Reply)
oh I thought it was a harelip

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:55, Reply)

re mster
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:56, Reply)
Rectally inserted.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:58, Reply)
disgrace
or dat one, i forget which
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:01, Reply)
top work

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Prick.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:56, Reply)
wanker

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:59, Reply)
A Duvel
and some salami
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:54, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:56, Reply)
alright
tangles
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:03, Reply)
no wai
i has beer and nuts too
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Apparently nuts now come in different flavas.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:57, Reply)
wot, like strawberry?
weird
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Dry roasted apparently.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:01, Reply)
as opposed to.....wet roasted?
doan geddit
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)
*beer and nuts fives*
*scatters nuts across table*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:58, Reply)
^ Not a euphemism

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:59, Reply)
the trainee bought many chocolates and mikados as it's her last day
now i feel sick
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:03, Reply)
21 seconds to go

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:06, Reply)
You're thebest one here

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:10, Reply)
A full bladder and 25,minutes on the tube

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:15, Reply)
make the most of it, the night will get much worse

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:17, Reply)
# fannybaws

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:18, Reply)
FUCK YEAH GEORDIEJAY
www.radiotimes.com/news/2014-08-22/benedict-cumberbatch-is-late-to-his-als-ice-bucket-challenge---but-he-does-get-naked-for-charity
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Beer and tunnocks teacakes
tbh I don't really want the teacakes.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:17, Reply)
YM. By the scrotum.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:28, Reply)
8======D - - - - - -

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:28, Reply)
haha clarkson owned
t.co/7U0MjNg7F4
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Tea and a vagina

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Oy, London people - need advice
if I wanted to stay in London for a week and didn't want to stay in a dorm with 14 people, or pester friends by sleeping on their sofa, where's cheap and not too terrible to stay?

other than a park bench, obvs
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:35, Reply)
The Paddington Hilton.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:37, Reply)
It depends where you want to be based.
The Waldorf (also a Hilton) is better (at Aldwych). Not as good as the Savoy over the road - but a fair bit cheaper if you are on a budget.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I tend to use the Paddington whenever I go to That London for gigs because I'm a lazy fucker.
Straight off the train, out of the station and I'm there.
Also there's a decent pub just across the road for booze and food pre-gig.
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:46, Reply)
I stayed in the Waterloo travelodge.
As all I needed was a bed to sleep on and a pisspot, it was "ok".
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:45, Reply)
my god, everything is so expensive
even travel lodge
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Yeah. I was only staying one night so was alright with it.
If I was staying longer I think I'd have travelled in.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:11, Reply)
There's loads of places round Paddington and Earls Court that have signs outside saying rooms for £20 a night
I have no idea what horrors lurk inside these places.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:51, Reply)
it might be an adventure, though
what doesn't kill you makes an anecdote
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Have you looked
at easyHotel?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)
A garbled flirtatious text message from an ex.
I'm going to hope that she sent it to me by mistake and not reply.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:37, Reply)
whoops my bad

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Wait, The LOVELY Harters, YOU'RE Amy?

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Sorry I just heard the Ex thing and assumed it was me, sozz and all that

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:42, Reply)
alright stuj

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:38, Reply)
alright The LOVELY Dozer.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:39, Reply)
aye, nae bad

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:40, Reply)
HUZZAH!
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Pint number two
And I have accused McBeef of liking disabled kids who smell of wee, by text message.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:50, Reply)
a dream

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I have nuts - attached to my scrotum
I'm very pissed because I can be very pissed.

I wouldn't entertain a second of your thoughts had I not previously scoffed a lot of booze.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:02, Reply)
surely they should be inside your scrotum not attached to it?

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:04, Reply)
I have external tescularlie
I have to get my kegs specially ordered.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)
90g of kp dry roasted sellotaped to his bollocks, strangest fancy dress ever

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)
oh i get it
he's come as one of those poster birds that you'd buy 30 packets to see her naked only to find she had a swimsuit on.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)
I've never previously contemplated attaching light snacks to my genitalia
Food for thought.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)
'Sellotaped' to his bollocks?
Does he not own a manly stapler?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)
What sort of pervert would staple bags of peanuts to their parts?
You filthy depraved oaf.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Empty bladder and some stella

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)
#paydaycans

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)
thats exactly how its made

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)
pish

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)
xactly

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Probably after this can

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Beer and several take-away menus
Despite the fact that my poor digestive system still hasn't fully recovered from Tuesday night's alcohol and curry onslaught - I may have another curry tonight.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:16, Reply)
The knowledge that you have a drink problem.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:17, Reply)
I sometimes worry I have a drink problem
If I get really hammered I find I worry a lot less.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Drugs abuse issues

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)
i shouted CUNT at some cocaine once

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)
I called a close friend a nigger to his face.
He didn't see the funny side.

Typical sambo.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Prick.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)
see, that's why you should be black
you'd get away with it then
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:57, Reply)
What are drugs anyway? Should we even be celebrating issues?

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:27, Reply)
we should be celebrating the homos for their contribution to culture

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Drugs are things you stick up your bum or up your nose
or put in your mouth

a bit like cocks
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:37, Reply)

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