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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pretty shit.
I had to go to that massive dump-hole London this morning to apply for chinese visa and I have to go back next week to collect it.

I know it's a cliche but I'm not bothered about what happens to me after I die. In fact I wouldn't like to presume how others want to remember me - its up to them what they want to do. To plan your own funeral is the height of vanity.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:06, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Can I have sex with your corpse?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Of course.
In fact why wait? I can pretend to be dead if you like.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Nah you're alright, I'm not into breathers

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:23, Reply)
You could always Hutchence him

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Im not bothered either. What does it matter?
The last thing I want to be is a costly burden once im dead.

I love LAAAANDAN. To visit mind, not to live.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:10, Reply)
There are
too many black people
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:12, Reply)
How many is too many?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
one

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:18, Reply)
You've never been to Brum then.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I once went to Milton Keynes
and then vowed never to go that far north ever again
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:19, Reply)
The North aint so bad.
I am biased but ive never had an issue.
Seems to only be those born in the south. I don't know what they teach folk down there.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I was born in the north, it's shit up there.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:22, Reply)
So we're agreed that the midlands is best

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Wherever you are is the best

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I'm going to miss you when you are dowsed in petrol and burnt

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I know, I know. Be strong.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I was born in the South its shit down there too

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2357501
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:39, Reply)
The Midlands is bascially just somewhere you pass through
Like a hot curry turd
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Usually maths, english, science, history
What do they teach up-north? Pie-eating and hot-wiring?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:24, Reply)
what other skills does one need?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:25, Reply)
CATWRING

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I'm on a train to London RIGHT NOW!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Oh man you are the bestest
(By the way Sporters is on his way round to your house to steal your dalek)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:20, Reply)
THE BASTARD!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:23, Reply)
And he's trying to squirm out of doing his run

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Monoped cunt that he is
got the fucking money now though aint he.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:26, Reply)
THE LAZY BASTARD!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:27, Reply)
EXTERMINATE!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Here speaks a man who's never had Pie, Mash and Liqure

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)
alright
Danny Dyer
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:46, Reply)

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