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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Gayham's getting a bit dull now isn't he?
So, 6 years of Tangles.

Like him/hate him? Share your memories and shit unfunny memes!!!

Alt: Nearly Friday, so weekend plans or something? Whatever.

Altalt: Anyone planning on joining ISIS?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:11, 245 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'll delete mine, I'd like to see the answers to this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Soz, I didn't see you had done one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:14, Reply)
How could you? It appeared after this one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I think you must have deleted it between me refreshing the page and you replying in here, that's the only thing I can think of but I'm open to other suggestions

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)
A little help here for those struggling to remember anything good about popular poster tangledupinblue
b3ta.com/search/posts/68951/best
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)
It appears I'm more liked over on /links
Might move there permanently
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)
OH NO PLEASE DON'T

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)
that one only has one candle, I smell a rat
#candlegate
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)
I liked the acrostic.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Yes a little
I liked it when Tangles said something funny on a message board... Ah great times we wont see their like again.

Alt: I have tomorrow off, which is nice. I will probably get drunk

Altalt: I don't suit a beard
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I'm not exactly growing a beard, but there's enough there to go 'extremist' if necessary

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Chicks dig beards
And the more swipe protests about it, the more she is secretly aroused by it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:19, Reply)
She has been converted to 'a bit of beard', when I removed it a couple of weeks ago she said I looked stupid, yesterday she said 'your beard has got bigger'. I can't win.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)
I think she wants you to be a bit more like me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Understandable.
I do too.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)
I like this as it proves that the less of your face that is visible the better you appear
Have you considered approaching her while she is dozing wearing a balaclava ?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I have not, but I will. Thanks 'mate'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Top sexy advice there mate
Birds love being approached by men in balaclavas its probably genetic or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Chicks dig bad boys innit

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)
yep

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Birds love beard, even when they think they don't. It's a fact.
Except mine, who ain't bothered one way or another but would just like it if I'd stop pawing at her every now and again, thank you very much. I wish I could grow a proper one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:29, Reply)
My one great skill is the ability to grow a decent beard.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Mine's my people skills.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Mine is being short

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:35, Reply)
a bit of beard is nice
too much beard is mr twit-esque.

but totally bookmarking the admission that you "can't win".

wtf is a bookmark?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I'm going for the Rasputin look

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
A strip of leather, card, or other material, used to mark one’s place in a book.
Hth.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Oh she doesn't use one because she reads books in one go because reading quickly is a pseudo-science sign of high intelligence or some other crock of shit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Christ she sounds like mrs tangle sometimes :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
It's almost like she says things just because she knows they annoys me, but people don't really do that do they?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
It's just a sign that you know how to read quickly.
Speed reading's a technique that can be taught. Want me to teach you? It's dead easy. Only 250 pounds an hour plus disbursments.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
It's okay thanks, there's an app for £1.69

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Mine has lots of white in it now
Could I join some sort of Christmas themed subset?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:19, Reply)
ISIS on ice?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I like that time when he took everything too seriously and got upset again.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Right I am *this close* to putting you on ignore you horrid bully

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Don't rise to it m8, not on your special day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS TRY TO SPOIL THINGS?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Dunno, I kind of hope it's Rory just practicing for a big comeback, using a different account to rehabilitate himself back into troooling

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I miss Rory.
I mean, he was a horrid meany, but he was our horrid meany.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Maybe he will come back, if YOU ask.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I doubt it.
He thinks I'm a violent drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Rubbish. He loved you, it was always "Windy Pig this" and "Windy Pig that", "I think Windy Pig is the best one here"....
It was pretty tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
He was always gazzing me erotic fiction about Windy and drawings he'd done of him.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Me too, and photoshops of him and mick hucknall in compromising positions for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
His head exploded, and he dribbles and cacks his pants.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
But enough about winders

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I'm too popular to be ignored.
Keyword: POPULAR.
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Maoam sour stripes ruin a perfectly good sweet by being sour.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)
I had some kind of 'mega sour' sweet a couple of weeks ago which was so unpleasant it made my eyes water and I thought I might actually vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:34, Reply)
u ok hun? xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Yes, I am now, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:38, Reply)
I don't have any sort of reaction to them, much to the dismay of my cousin the other week
but I do find them to be powerfully unpleasant.

^cool story
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:37, Reply)
I quite like a sour sweet, but this was like tasting a genetically modified super lemon.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Apple tictacs are great for the sweet sour combo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:47, Reply)
He comes across as a bit condescending here, that's probably just his online persona, he's probably ok in rl.
Alt, my parents are down for the weekend, they've not been here since we got the boozer. Doing a family meal on Sunday, roast with all the trimmings, that's about it. Bit boring.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Ah sorry to hear that mate
Be prepared for disappointed looks from YM,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:48, Reply)
:(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)
If it helps I have now decided that you have a Jewish mum
Who will make snide remarks about how her son USED to be someone important and respected and now runs a den of ill repute
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Oi vey, already! Looking forward to their visit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Only with the thick posters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:48, Reply)
You've always been ok with me, that's true.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I assumed your parents were dead as you are so very old.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)
He'll forever be beautiful online to me, only cos I can't see his face and from the comments made about it from his facebook friends on here that's probably a good thing.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:50, Reply)
ur so sweet <3

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
When I see your posts I see the face of wellgroomedwookie looking back at me, and I do a little sick in my mouth.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I never met him, but I understand he is very handsome

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:00, Reply)
i think he's quite funny and quite a nice guy
but he has shit naive views on people (who are shit) and politics (which are shit)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Look, it's not that I'm not flattered, but Frog is a mate and I'm not going to sleep with you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Awww thx pal, I didn't really engage in coitus with YM btw it was just a silly joke

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)
You prick, I haven't spoken to her since then, I was so disgusted with her!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:59, Reply)
She would have let you watch if you had only asked

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
She KNOWS I've always fancied him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
I reckon he's alright.
And I like his band. And his hair. And his crazy political views. And the fact he lives in a yurt. And his mung bean and soya bean fairytale organic locally sourced quinoa salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I like you too
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
That was supposed to say fair trade, but I like the idea of you weaving beautiful children's tales in to your food.
In other news of hippies. An old friend who is a bit "alternative" had a hand fasting ceremony instead of a wedding, and then used the speeches at the meal afterwards to host a talk on how vaccines cause autism. It was all very awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
FFS
I would struggle to listen to the level of bullshit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Father of the bride walked out about halfway through, along with a few others.
There was a distinctly frosty atmosphere after and the dancing never really got going.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I dont mind the hand fasting thats fine
But vaccines causing autism would have fucked me right off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
It amazes me how many of their friends thought it was excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
What pisses me off more is they often use the russell's teapot style argument as proof

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Ha I didn't even notice that.
Some hippies I know had a 'naming ceremony' for their child in the woods recently. Its name? Indigo.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
But that's a colour.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I know
They call it 'Indy'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
But that's Harrison Fords real name.
Are they planning on adopting a little Chinese kid called short round?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Thats Dr. Jones to you lady

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Curd, mung beans, sackcloth pants and a plethora of made up hybrid instruments.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
weed, charlie, cider, wanking

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
London, Paris, New York, Munich.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Everybocdy talk about...
Pop. Just pop. Cans of fizzy pop.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I liked it when he touched me on the cock in the York Tap.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I am going to the seaside.
imma buy a seaside house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
But....where?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Looking at St Leonards but NOT HASTINGS.
Going to drive the coast this weekend and have a gander at where's nice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Isn't St Leonards your typical dead seaside town full of skagheads?
I think Rye is quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Rye is lovely, it's got an old fashioned fudge shop, I think I read on the internet that Stunned is very interested in fudge or something

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Imma just buy a house.
Or a flat in Brentford-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Still king of off topics popularity !
EAT ME
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
we have nobody to blame but ourselves.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
well duh
if you have a million socks, you can keep clicking yourself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Votes are based on cookies, not accounts.
So regardless of how many accounts someone may have (I have two in total), 6 accounts would equal a need to have 6 devices.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)
If you are going to buy a website, it is important to understand how it works

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)
work computer
work blackberry
ipad
iphone
laptop

easy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I don't really understand it tbh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
and all from my parkbench office in kilburn park.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
or clearing out your cookie cache between clicks...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Or private browsing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Its not that fucking difficult is it?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)
It's not like they've used the internet all day for years, or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
...except Cranley has at least four accounts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Dates?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)
i don't think you're his type
and when i say "his", i mean "anyone's"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Woah why all the hate bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
because you did that forklift 'joke' earlier

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Yeah funny werent it...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
^ left speechless ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
where's that julia anders spastic?
that looked promising for a few lols
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Of all the internet names I've seen on a computer screen he is without a doubt one of them
Alt: Car hunting with a friend this weekend (for her). My expertise* will no doubt be invaluable in this venture

*I've seen all the Herbie films and a couple of Fast and Furiouseses
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Must be Thursday again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Hi Meaty!
Is this place open other days then? How do you find so much to talk about?
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)
We don't, we just have the same conversations over and over pretty much. It's well lol.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
You said that yesterday lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
lol I did, prolly will tomorrow too!!! lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
we have a right laugh here lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Yeah
I think I'll just stick to Thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
good choice, thursdays are undoubtedly a high point

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
What about that nice bit of a Friday where everyone goes home early and no one posts for a bit.
Except krone, and sometimes tangles pretending to be in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Yes I like that bit, but the morning bit is dull when people are glad it's friday and tell us about what they're doing, that's why I brought the weekend plans forward a day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I sometimes feel as though you are just using us to kill time waiting for the new question each Thursday, Shenny
Alt: Going to pick up my new car in ten minutes.
I recommend getting a red one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Ooh no, my friend has had three accidents in red cars so the are a no-no so she says
Pointing out the other common factor in these incidents does nothing to sway her
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
They're much faster than the other colours

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
if you google 'fastest cars' only red ones are shown
true story
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Never get a green one as they are traditionally bad luck

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
My car is green,
It's probably the only reason that Maserati cunt totalled it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Bonzo recommends getting an automatic one
Because he's a gert Scots cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Why aren't there more automatics anyway?
Seems like an obvious evolution for cars, not having to change gears.
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
oh god what have you done

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
RED FLAG RED FLAG

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Bit rude that mate
I think you are meant to say Menzies now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)
OMG FFS.
BECAUSE WE ARE NOT STUPID AMERICANS!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I think you need to think this through a bit more
It really is the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)
And because they are better

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I drove an automatic for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was 'fine'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
TBH it just a lazy way in traffic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I don't really enjoy driving so the less I have to do the better

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Driving on the motorway in an automatic with cruise control is really bizarre.
You get the feeling that you might as well not be there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Even better with automatic cruise control
just set it to match the car in front
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)
They are for pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
He's alright, I suppose.
On the other hand, his face is shit and his band is shit and he lives in a yurt and knits yoghurt.

Which makes him shit. Sorry Tangles. Happy candleday and that.

Alt: weekend off, so probably 'loafing'.

In other news, I've just crushed my thumb in a heavy toilet seat while cleaning the bathroom. IAAFI.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
:(
I'm glad about your thumb
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
It hurts like a bastard.
I've still got to clean the kitchen before I go to work, too.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Do you really?
Can't you do it when you get home?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Sadly not.
*Somebody* has arranged for a plumber to come and look at the heating system while I'm at work, and he'll need to get into the kitchen and bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:40, Reply)
I don't think the plumber gives 2 fucks if it's clean or not

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Maybe not, but I do.
/is weird like that
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Less loafing more roistering please.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:32, Reply)
tangledupinblue paedophiled a blind autistic kid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Do youneed medical attention?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
areyou the one togive it?
I wouldn't trust you with a plastic knife.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)
you want DBT to give you one, don't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Don't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
only if he dresses up as Sian Williams and wears that mask we discussed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Cockgaz sent.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
ta m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I wondered where it had gone
because it certainly never arrived here : (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)
Ty for the minge gaz xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)
it would clearly be based on looks, and considering I don't know what he looks like, no.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)
typical vapid and promiscuous bummer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
bit shallow m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)
he's fat, bald and wears a vest

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I normally go for personality first, but we already know that's lacking
and anyone who says looks don;t matter is lying.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
what does your disabled boyfriend say?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)

mmnnnggghghhhrrr rrrhrnrnnmnmmssss thhhhyttnnnn

usually.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
so he's a retard as well as physically disabled?
Noted.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
He clearly doesn't think looks matter

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I have the hands of a healer

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)

healer rapist
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Someone do a new thread then ffs you fat lazy pigs

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)

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