It's Friiiiiddaaaaaaayyyyy.
Hurrah!


( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:45, 198 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

thank fuck it's friday!
I got a long lie in tomorrow which is nice

it's like the end of the world outside here. my bay tree kept falling over :-/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:16, Reply)

Good morning
Mr Beard and Ms Jiggle.

Vipros, if your bay tree keeps falling over, you need to fix it - you can't rest on your laurels.

Sorry, is it too early for that sort of crap?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:19, Reply)

It's not so bad here.
A little bit miserable, but it usually is.
I've been so busy already this morning which isn't good but hopefully It'll make the day go a bit faster.
I had to come in even earlier as I received a phone call from the temp's agency last night after I'd gone home saying she'd done "something" to the switchboard and was spazzing out a bit.
I'm just scanning the gazillion emails I received last night/this morning from various people asking what the fuck is going on.
:(

Edit: Moring K, it's never to early for rubbish jokes!
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:26, Reply)

that did get quite a chortle from me I must admit
feels like it's going to be a good day today!

what had she done to the switchboard?

got about 3 new songs worked out last night which is cool.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:29, Reply)

Is it a bit wet and windy in the south then?
It's fair here, although a tad dull. But dead calm.

Heh heh. I can imagine the e-mails you're getting, 'lust:

"Hi Wanderlust, I tried phoning your office yesterday and some dippy woman answered. Then my phone line went dead. Now I can't get any electronic equipment to work, as she appears to have cast an evil spell on it. Please could you let me know what the fuck is going on.

Regards,
A. Customer"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:34, Reply)

Mornin' all
Well it's miserable and grey as fuck here but not raining just yet which is a bonus.

Not sure I've ever been so happy to see Friday. Roll on the weekend!
( Captain V, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:34, Reply)

I have no idea!
I think she's just been pressing random buttons and smashing her head on the keyboard.
I've had a bit of a fiddle teehee and sorted it now though. I could get really worked up about it but meh I can't be bothered.
I've been asked to do so much work this week that I don't actually get paid for so I've decided to just say no to people now. I've had enough of people taking the piss here so I've decided to stop being a push over and do my work, nothing more :)
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:40, Reply)

@lust
Can't you just jiggle at people who ask you to do extra work, and they'll soon forget what it was they were asking about!

Edit - Morning, Cap'n V.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:52, Reply)

k2k6
Are you suggesting my jiggling boobies could be used as some kind of hypno toad?

*jiggles*

*hypno toads*

*jiggles some more*
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:56, Reply)

@Lust
Yes. Yes, I am.

*observes jiggling boobies*

*is mesmerised into trance*

*dribbles from open mouth*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:59, Reply)

Jiggling boobies
I've always wondered why peoples' mums use nipple tassles to tie up their curtains.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:06, Reply)

It might be a bit early
for lots of jiggling.
I should probably save some for the weekend.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:08, Reply)

must stop reading qotw answers and do some work
....

damn b3ta!

this might amuse slightly: one of the guys in my office is in the maritime division, the guys he works with are really sound, nice guys, and he is ok, but pretty self-important, has quite a high opinion of himself, and loves that he is on the maverick maritime team.

yesterday he asked me about the film The Untouchables and after a brief discussion he showed me a picture of the 4 main guys (Costner, Connery, Andy Garcia and the other one) onto which he was photoshopping the faces of his team.

I had to stuff my fist into my mouth to not laugh in his face or rip the piss out of him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:13, Reply)

Ooh, jiggly!
Morning all!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:16, Reply)

NING
What a lovely, lovely day. In about half an hour I fear the ground is going to open up and Satan's going to pop out and announce end of days.

In other news, how is everyone this morning? Jiggling along nicely?

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo'drizzle.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:17, Reply)

The fire alarm just went off at my building
So I got to look at Firemen :D

Yay Friday :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:21, Reply)

@TGB
*jealouses*
:(
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:23, Reply)

'Nings all
How are we all today?

Well, it's day one of not working, and I had a 'long' lie. I think it's sad when quarter past nine counts as a long lie.

I think it's currently dry here, but I'm only basing it on not being able to hear rain, as I haven't looked outside yet.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Morning all!
I think Wiltshire has all the rain in the world as I was woken 3 times in the night by it smashing against my window and it still hasn't stopped.
In other news, I only have 2 Earl Grey teabags left so am going to have to venture out to a supermarket at some point. Booo.
How is everybody on this Friday?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:28, Reply)

Morning newcomers
PoD - I think 'long lie' is a good Scots expression. Much better than 'lie-in'.

BTW, ladies - what is it about firemen? Are even pig-ugly men suddenly sexually desirable when they don a yellow helmet?

*searches ebay for fireman's outfit*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:29, Reply)

@lusty
They were all wearing shirts though, we we commented was bad form :p
EDIT: K2k6 one guy said his wife was at some show and signed up for a free "firecheck" but the guy that turned up was 60 so she was sad! Not all firemen, but most of them ;)

Hey PoD, get outta bed!

Oh Vipros did you look at that bathroom mirror on ebay?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:29, Reply)

It's pishing down here and all blowy
Boo!

Hey ho for another rock&roll day of surfing professional lying bastard, sorry recruitment websites.

Although I'll probably have another go at burning some CDs for the car, because it didn't work yesterday - my car might be too elderly to handle dodge-pot CDs. Or I could be a technical moron, which is more likely. Mlllaaaarrrrrr.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:30, Reply)

Woo!
Epic post in Off Topic. Damn my Tech support roots!

howdy diddlin'?

I'm off on holiday tomorrow, so watch out Britain!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:33, Reply)

Hmm
You make a good case TGB, but my only plans for the near future are to go and get breakfast, and to bring it back to bed with me. Hoorah for no plans!

Morning Lucy. You can't just switch to normal tea?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:33, Reply)

K2k6
It's the fact that they're all manly and strong and obviously like a bit of danger. They're heroes. Plus the thought of having a lovely hot sweaty fireman near by is quite a nice one.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:35, Reply)

Morning PoD
I have had to for the time being. I am a big fan of Earl Grey and his dear wife Lady Grey though. mmmmmmmm.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:37, Reply)

We sell
Really quite a lot of Earl Grey at work. I don't really see the appeal, but then I don't drink tea anyways.

Yay's for lazy mornings.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:41, Reply)

@ 'Lust
What about the constant badgering about betteries in the smoke alarm?

Or the very real possibility that when his alarm clock goes off in the morning he may instinctively hurl himself down the stairwell expecting there to be a pole? (Okay, not that real a possibility)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Mooooornin'!
It's me! :)

What a grotty day. Happy Friday all!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:58, Reply)

Hey You!
Fancy seeing you here! Do you come here often? ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:03, Reply)

Hehehe
It's been known, for the witty conversation and attractive residents!

*sidles*

You alright?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:06, Reply)

Morning!
Fuck me, last time I woke up, it was to 80 degrees of lovely sunshine and pancakes.

This morning? Rainy, cold and only Luis's mouldy bread to eat. Holiday time is over. However, I did just sleep for twelve hours straight, so feeling better.

Off to Cornwall soon - pasty for tea!
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Everyone knows it's all about the coffee
What's everyone's favourite food?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:07, Reply)

DiT
hang on, if you're me, then who am I?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:09, Reply)

*flutters*
I am very well thanks :) And it's Friday and I get my new sofa tomorrow - yay!

Oh and my friend who works in a shop has got me the last of the yummy chocolate balls hehe balls so I am really great!

Although I did find out my stepsister tried to kill herself which was a small downer, but she is fine now and I am using it as an excuse to put beside me all the petty shit I had in my life and appreciate what I have more :)

How's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:10, Reply)

Morning DiT
Is all well in Devil land this fine morning?

I would like to take this moment to shamelessly pimp my post here. I really don't feel bad about doing it either.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:17, Reply)

:D
Someone in my office has just brought in homemade lasagne for us all! My day is getting better and better!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:19, Reply)

@V-dog
What?

@TGB: Oh, that's shitty news about your stepsister, I hope she gets through everyhting ok. And woo to your new sofa! :)

@PoD: Mornin' Dude. Things are well in Deviltania thank you. Looking forward to the weekend. Your good self is keeping well?

EDIT: I have in my posession a copy of Viva Pinata 2 - Trouble in Paradise. Mrs Devil is now occupied for the whole weekend, leaving me free to drink myself under the table! and maybe play it a bit myself
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:20, Reply)

Morning all
I'm loving this question of the week.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:22, Reply)

Morning to you all
I'm glad it's Friday.

Very glad indeed.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:23, Reply)

Well Mr Tights
I seem to have got a cold, and have a reeeeeeeeeally sore throat, but apart from that I am grand. I'm still in bed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:25, Reply)

Good morning : (
I'm a bit low.

I guess I could be cheered up with some booby/willy jiggling though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:26, Reply)

*sweeps in to hug BGB*
No wiggling from me cos it's too early.
Why low, BGB?
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Willy jiggling?
Willies don't really jiggle. It's more of a flappy motion, or a twang, depending on the state of tumescence.

*flaps willy around*

See?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:31, Reply)

@Hi Clendrix
Very much looking forward to meeting up soon.

I have a friend going through some problems and it's bothering me a bit.

Edit - K2K6 - Flapping works for me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:33, Reply)

*jiggles boobies for BGB*
*jiggles some more*
*shimmies*
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:33, Reply)

@K2
Hit mine off a table and it goes *Boooiiinng* like a ruler.

*may not be true*

@ clendrix
You feeling the jet lag?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:34, Reply)

BGB
Similarly excited about meeting up!

You're obviously a good friend if you're feeling low because of his/her burden. Hope you can work it out.

Edit: BK, yes. Was awake for 36 hours and then slept for 12. Now waiting to see what the day will bring - will probably fall asleep on the train and wake up in Penzance!
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:35, Reply)

Thanks DiT :)
BGB I can offer lasagne to cheer you up? I am afraid you missed the firemen!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:35, Reply)

Someone has got cake
Think it's a birthday or something.

*eats*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:35, Reply)

*hugs Kaol*
for no apparent reason
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:37, Reply)

@ clendrix
Ah well, I'm sure this *flex* will make you feel better. I'm nothing if not predictable.

I'm loving this QOTW, my tale from last night seems to be going down well. Wooo!!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:39, Reply)

Clendrix!
It's because you're lovely :D

*shares cake*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:40, Reply)

BK
It certainly does!

I must sort out some stories for the QOTW too. All those years of dealing with morons, twats and obnoxious knuckle-draggers have to be good for something!

Edit: *accepts cake* - thank you, my favourite, knife-wielding maniac!
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:44, Reply)

@BK
It would have to be veggie lasagne.

I MISSED A FIREMAN!
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:44, Reply)

BGB
I was about to jump in with an offer of either haggis or home-made meatballs/burgers (depends if you drop them) until you mentioned the 'V' word.

If you eat da fishies I'll whip you up a virtual bowl of Cullen Skink with Cream and a chunk of freshly baked granary on the side.

If not, have a turnip (with a cherry on top)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:47, Reply)

@Osok
I do eat the little fishies. The dish sounds lovely.

Turnips are about the only vegetables I don't like.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:49, Reply)

*does fireman impersonation*
*waggles hose around, squirting water*

*realises 'fire hose' is actually something else*

*stops*

*whistles innocently*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:49, Reply)

Food and firemen.
These are two things guarenteed to cheer me up.

Thanks all.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:52, Reply)

BGB
Would a fireman that is eating, suffice?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:59, Reply)

@Ethel
Eating, sleeping, watching TV, rolling around in the nude on the bed.....it's all good.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:03, Reply)

Wish me luck...
BA822 later today, Ed and Tess are heading Copenhagen-wards to meet les parents de Tess.

Eek!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:05, Reply)

Good luck Ed.
Things are happening quickly now....Woo!
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:07, Reply)

@BGB
How can you not like turnip?

I love turnips, best of all the root vegetables.

*sings turnip song*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:09, Reply)

K2K6
Has now been exposed as Baldrick
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Wait!
Edmund! Who is Tess? Have I missed out on some hot gossip?
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:10, Reply)

@Clendix
*sings*

We know something you don't know : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:14, Reply)

@BGB
Apparently not how to spell her name.....

I feeI should get up some time soon maybe.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:19, Reply)

^lol
Don't worry - I'm sure I can handle not knowing stuff. I've been doing that for years.
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:22, Reply)

@Clendrix
Okay, since Ed has not come forward then I'll squeal like a stuck pig.

Tess is his female friend who he has fancied for ages and now they have declared their interest in each other and all is going well.

I think that sums it up.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, Reply)

It's all a bit quiet today.
Pea-pole aren't actually working are they?!
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:50, Reply)

Kind of...
I'm doing some audio editing on a couple of songs I recorded last night...
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:51, Reply)

Pretending to
Keep floating back to look at new QOTW replies.
This is the best one for ages.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:52, Reply)

I am trying to do some work...
it's really not working out too well for me though!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:54, Reply)

I was in the shower!
Thanks BGB.

Don't worry, my working chums. The hour of the weekend is almost upon you.
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:55, Reply)

@TGB: Me too
plus I need to hear back from a client about something and as they work for a gov. funded body there isn't a chance of getting anything out of them on a Friday
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:56, Reply)

I'm really enjoying
this QOTW. I've been lolling all over the place!
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:57, Reply)

Well I have been calling people
and getting put on hold for aaagggges so I tend to drift back and read the QOTW.. and then reply to gazes which is fatal in the work stakes!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:59, Reply)

Well then...
It's time for
Kaol's exciting Question Of The Day

What are you up to this weekend?
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:00, Reply)

^In reply to
Kaol:

Tonight: Beers with the Boys!
Tomorrow: Cricket (which will be rained off, I'm sure!)
Sunday: R&R

You?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:03, Reply)

Tomorrow
I shall be at a wedding in Cornwall, getting soaked, no doubt.
I'll spend the day with Dad on Sunday, boring him to death with holiday pictures - yay!
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:03, Reply)

Getting my new sofa!
And attempting to dismantle the rest of may car and drinking.

Woo high life!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:04, Reply)

I shall be
sitting at home being poor :(
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:05, Reply)

@Kaol
Cleaning and sharpening the two knives I found when clearing out 'stuff'.

(Knew that'd get your interest)

Might even dig the wood-carving kit out, then bimble to the beach searching for a nice bit of driftwood for a knife handle. Except it's pissing down and I have children so I'll probably huddle gnome-like over a laptop and burn some CDs for the car. And cook a haggis.

There you go, B3ta's most boring weekend plan ever.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:05, Reply)

tonight: dinner with friends
tomorrow: shopping then playing at a party
sunday: laying a bathroom floor

my life contains an interesting juxtaposition of rock and/or roll and the incredibly mundane
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:06, Reply)

This weekend
Tonight: Nothing.

Tomorrow: Getting my hair cut, splurging money on the DVD and CD stall on the market (2 albums for a fiver!), going to see my Gran (gotta cut her goats toe-nails), then off to my mates to record some music for a film score.

Sunday: Nothing.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:14, Reply)

@osok
Haggis FTW.

It is of course traditionally served with turnip...

My weekend is looking like being fairly normal, and will include watching the Belgian Grand Prix and playing a gig on Saturday.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:17, Reply)

This weekend
Tonight: Meeting Lady K and her mate after work for drinkies.
Tomorrow: Pottering about while Missus and mate go into town for her friend's birthday to get tattoos done and have a bite to eat, then meeting them later.
Sunday: Lady K goes back home and I mope.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Many things
The most problematic will be working out how I can optimise a spreadsheet (and/or access more computing power) so that it doesn't take around a year (literally) to do it's job.

Bugger.
( Captain V, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:20, Reply)

@Kaol
You're a very good grandson, and no mistake!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:31, Reply)

@K2k6
Sorry to disappoint Baldrick, but it was a turnip-free zone so I'll have to make do with swede.

Mashed with a big lump of butter and oodles of fresh black pepper, of course.

*dribbles slightly*
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:32, Reply)

@osok
Actually, it's usually swede which is the 'neeps' served with haggis. I use the term 'turnip' for both interchangeably, even though technically a swede is actually a rutabaga and not a true turnip.

Yum.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:36, Reply)

DiT
Thanks :D

My Grandad used to do all the goat-maintainance, but it's a bit hard to do if you're dead.

The goats are really old, so easy to catch, it's not that much of a hassle to do.

Plus I get to see my Gran, and she's awesome. I've not seen here lately as most of my weekends have been Southampton-based.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:39, Reply)

Easily-caught goats, Kaol?
I'd imagine Bert might be interested in them.

If he's still around, that is.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:42, Reply)

These are Angora Goats
So they look like sheep.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:44, Reply)

I know this QotW is quite good…

So why the shuddering squit-cakes can’t I think of anything to post?

I’ve dried up, I have. Lost my Mojo…

I have even worked in the public sector before…but I’ve had a sleep and lots of cider since those dark times of having to deal with riff-raff.

*despairs*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, Reply)

My Grandad used to live on a farm
and would often have to look after the goats.
I think he'd get a bit lonley sometimes though so would have a little chat with them.
I remember him telling me that trying to talk to a goat wasn't always easy, apparently they kept butting in.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, Reply)

Hullo everyone!
How's it going today?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, Reply)

@Kaol
So is that how the expression 'to sort the sheep from the goats' came about then? Because if they're Angora goats, it's actually relatively difficult for the novice goatherd.

@lusty - terrible joke. Well done.

I must now stride purposefully down the town to the bank. I shall return forthwith.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:59, Reply)

Hey HCFB
Not seen you about for a while.

Things good, but bored shitless. Quiet at work today.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:59, Reply)

Hey BK
Yeah I was down staying at mates over the weekend and went to a place called Kubla Khans for some dinner. They serve bizarre meats like Zebra and Springbok which you pick and choose buffet style, stick them in a bowl and then they fry them there and then.

Apparently you shouldn't mix your meats as different meats cook at different speeds (which is glaringly obvious looking back on it)

Hence why I spent Monday to Thursday with explosive botty burps on the bog with no internet access in my flat. Bad times all round.

Also managed to do a crap on the train from Glasgow to Aberdeen only to discover half way through there were no shit tickets left. A nice old lady gave me her Kleenex.

You been up to much anyway?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:05, Reply)

@Lusty
*groan*

I demand a jiggle in recompense please!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:07, Reply)

hi everybody!
(hi doctor nick!)
Bad news people - with all the rain we've been having recently...
The slugs have come out.

I just went to register at my Doctors and the bloody things are everywhere.
*shudders*

Holy - Was it a Mongolian restaurant? There is a place in Brighton called Ghengis Khans where you choose all your bits and pieces of meat and veg and sauces and then they fry it.
Although Springbok isn't very mongolian is it?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, Reply)

Kublai Khans is awesome!
I haven't been there in ages. I do love the all you can eat nature of the main courses though.

And yes, don't mix your meats. I learned it in a less-hard way than you did I think.

edit - Yeah, it's Mongolian Lady van Pelt.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, Reply)

Thanks PoD
I realise I went on a bit of a ramble there for no apparent reason. :)

Kaol - This weekend I are be mostly trying to find things to sell at a car boot sale and on ebay. Rocking eh?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:20, Reply)

*jumps up and down to get Pooflakes attention*
The L/spa bash is now on the calendar so you and the Captain better be there!

LvP I have also noticed the slugs are EVERYWHERE! My garden is full of the slimy bastards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, Reply)

@HCFB
Not that much mate.
Just knocked another tale for the QOTW. I seem to have a surplus this week.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, Reply)

*jiggles for DiT*
*throws in a shimmy as well*
Better?
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:25, Reply)

Phwoar!
Has someone turned the temperature up? *fans*

Thank you, Wandy, you've made my week! :)

Where's my boss? He's meant to be taking me out for lunch. Je suis hungry!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:27, Reply)

Oo, lunch
There's a good idea. The thing about not working now is that I have no-one to tell me to go for lunch, so will regularly forget until mid afternoon.

*goes to raid fridge*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, Reply)

PoD
Snap! I lose interest in making proper meals unless I know I'm eating with someone else.

Homemade coleslaw and pizza for tea tonight! nom.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:32, Reply)

Nom indeed m'lady
I think I shall go and make toasties, as I haven't had any for a couple of weeks, which makes me most sad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, Reply)

Kublarghmybumhurts Kahns
Yeah it's Mongolian but oddly enough half the food they sell isn't. Pheasant, Springbok, Zebra, Crocodile loooooads of stuff

It was quite pricey as well actually and they didn't have any beer on tap or bottled which upset me. I also managed to freak out the rather attractive girl sitting next to me (who was in our group of friends)by describing how my tummy felt weird. The bitch got up and walked away, tart.

EDIT Yeah I have nothing to contribute to this QOTW (as usual). Despite working in retail for 5 years most customers have actually been okay.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:38, Reply)

*Notices TGB*
Mongolian Wok Bar...There's one of those at the top of the parade in Leamington...


Mmmm my cack-canyon feels all squirty just thinking about it...

Hold on...Leamington bash? Mongolian Wok bar? a plan is forming...

*strokes chin*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, Reply)

TOASTIES!
Oh my god, when was the last time I had a decent toasty? I can't remember. I'm not even sure if we still have our breville.
*marches off to the kitchen with a determined look*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, Reply)

How can you forget
to have lunch? My belly tells me when it's time.

I've just been reading the QOTW answers. Unfortunately I have little to contribute as I don't come into contact with the great unwashed in my day job.

*light bulb illuminates*

Mind you, I do as a musician. Maybe I could think up some stories about daft punters at ceilidhs.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, Reply)

@Lucy
Look at us, being at home during the day, free to eat all the toasties we want. My parents said I can take our toastie machine to uni as they never use it.

The fools.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, Reply)

@K2k6
I didn't realise you were in a ceildh band? Sweet. What do you play?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, Reply)

I couldn't think of any idiots at ceilidhs, k2k6
Well, I can actually, but no customers from hell certainly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:50, Reply)

PoD
I know. We do live the life!

My dad thought we'd got rid of the toastie maker but we haven't and now he has major snack envy as I'm having one but he doesn't have time as he's off to work soon.

When Mr VP and I can finally get a flat together I'm going to buy us a brand new toastie maker to celebrate.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:51, Reply)

@HCFB
I'm a keyboard man. Sort of freelance, in that there's a few bands I play with regularly, but I also sit in for whoever phones me up.

It's a nice sideline, although it buggers up my social life, in that it pretty much is my social life.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:55, Reply)

K2k6
Heh, the last ceildh I went to the band ended up staying back after and getting rat arsed with all of us at the grooms expense. One of them ended up copping off one of the bridesmaids, apparently this happened on a regular basis. Sounds like a decent social life to me!

Saying that last time I went to a ceildh I managed to face plant into the ground and broke my nose so no more for me.

Have you ever heard of a band called the Red Hot Chilli Pipers? If you like bagpipes and rock music then they're actually surprisingly good...
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:04, Reply)

Red Hot Chilli Pipers
Yup that's Stuart Cassells' band - he's a great piper.

Don't know them personally but I've heard them.

Edit - There are also other ceilidh bands with similarly imaginative names, like Ceilidh Minogue and Last Tango in Harris!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:06, Reply)

I was
Slightly disappointed with the Chilli Pipers. I felt they just lacked a slight something.

I enjoy the free buffets that we always help ourselves to when we are playing at ceilidhs. And occasional free bars.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:08, Reply)

'fternoon
@clendrix:
Edmund asked for advice about whether he should ask one of his female friends called Tess if she wanted to go beyond friendship (see this post and last Friday evening's HSH-thread). She said yes (see this post). And now they're off to Legoland together.

Re Mongolian restauraunt:
To me, it sounds like the only items on the menu would be greasy mutton, marmot and airag, or of you're lucky, potatoes too.

@TGB Re Leamington Spa bash:
Cant make it. I won't be in England at that time.

@wanderlust:
If you keep up that jiggling, you'd have to be renamed wanderbust.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:10, Reply)

@PoD
Ah yes, free buffets FTW.

In my experience one of the best around is Airth Castle, near Stirling. Top notch buffet with breaded mushrooms, little bits of pizza and chicken legs.

Don't know how much it would cost, but I'm not paying so I don't really care!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)

Wooo
I had them playing at the opening of my shop about a month or so and they were actually really good. I've listened to them on CD several times since but they're far better live, albeit slightly cheesy.

And Last Tango in Harris...brilliant!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:16, Reply)

My friends were at Airth Castle at a wedding not long ago
But it was a disco, and not a ceilidh. And I didn't know the folk getting married. Many reasons for me not playing at it really.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:20, Reply)

I just added my story
Which could also be an answer for "When badgers attack!"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:21, Reply)

@spakka
probably a more fitting name really as my boobs are rather lovely!
*ahem*
*looks at boobs*
*wishes they were more perky*
*has a little cry*
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:24, Reply)

Lusty
What are you saying? You have magnificent breasts. I certainly admired them at Reading.

TGB - I think if I ever write a film or book it's going to be called "When Herons Attack". I don't know why, it just sounds like a good title in my opinion.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:27, Reply)

I've been planning a film for a while called
Afternoon tea with the Dead
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:33, Reply)

.
@TGB:
Good story!
One of the things I've always wanted to do is get a job in retail or at a callcentre under an anonymous identity and give rude customers a lecture in manners.

@wanderbust:
Your boobs are nice and jiggly. I like them the way they are.
Also what LvP said, but substitute Reading for London.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:33, Reply)

@wanderlust
If you need a second (third, fourth etc) opinion on your lady bumps, you only need to ask!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:35, Reply)

Woo!
I got indirectly newslettered!

*grins*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:38, Reply)

K2k6
Thanks...I'll keep that in mind!
Oh dear, it's a good job none of you can see me right now as I'm all embarrassed.

@spakka...Ummm thanks. haha
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:38, Reply)

top tip
If you like giving customers lessons in manners ensure you know and get on very well with

a) your manger
b) everyone in customer services (who will throw any complaints out!)

Herons scare me they are massssssssive
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:40, Reply)

I out-mannered both our complainers yesterday
And took it out on a door instead. But no-one saw that bit, so it was fine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:41, Reply)

I'm bored.
Nuffing to do and 3/4 of an hour to do it in.

Read all my gossip mags and most of the qotw posts.

Someone amuse me pleeeeeeeeease.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:42, Reply)

*strolls in*
good afternoon, b3tans all.

while you were slaving away over a hot computer this morning, I was in bed putting myself in a very good mood.

So...

*sticky snogs all round*

what did I miss?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:42, Reply)

@Tulip
How do you put yourself in a good mood in bed....pray tell?
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:44, Reply)

Poo,
Mongolian buffets and boobs. The usual.

Hey BGB & HLT, how's it going?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:45, Reply)

*snogs HLT back*
*is slightly concerned about stickiness*

How do, Tulip?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:47, Reply)

Afternoon hlt
*snogs*

Long lies FTW!! I'm back lying on my bed after having my lunch. Yays!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:48, Reply)

@Miss blouse
Do you really need me to tell you?

Or can I just leave it to your imagination?


edit:k2k6 - don't worry, I just nommed a donut. that's what the sticky is. yes it is.

editedit: hello PoD, Holy Cramola! *snogs back*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:48, Reply)

@ hlt
*snoggles*

I thought you were saving the stickiness for the weekend;)

*edit* and hey BGB and everyone!
*snogs* for ladies and.. fuck it *snogs* for the lads.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Thanks HLT
That's the first snog I've had in months, bah!

Have you been up to anything...exciting?

EDIT @BK I knew it! I knew you wanted the lads! All that covering up a few weeks back was just a lie wasn't it?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:54, Reply)

@Tulip
Don't leave it to my imagination otherwise you'll not be walking for a week : )



Hello the usual suspects.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:55, Reply)

TGB
That's why it's such a good name.
Imagine if they did choose to attack.
Oh the carnage!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:56, Reply)

I'm not a suspect.
Fuck you!
They said the DNA evidence was inconclusive.

*looks franticly from side to side*

*dives out of the window, spraying broken glass across the room*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, Reply)

@ Holy Foam
the pleasure is all mine!

*snogs again*

@BGB - ooh, I like your imagination.

edit@BK ta for the snoggles! and the stickiness is not exclusive to the weekend you know.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, Reply)

Recieves donutty snogs from HLT
mmm... donuts... glargh!

* uses immagination to guess how HLT puts herself in good mood *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, Reply)

@ hlt
It is for me at the moment.
I get some sticky in oooh, about three hours.

*WoopWoopWoop*
*Zoidberg Dance*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:01, Reply)

Well the hightlights of my week have been...
Having a baby fish named after me and eating a cream cake last night.

Being old sucks.

Edit - BK, there's no need to rub it in about your sex life : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:05, Reply)

@BGB
I should think "rubbing it in" was mandatory...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Artanoon all!
I have eaten a big meal at Joes Kithcen, and I'm stuffed!

*has a little sleep*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:09, Reply)

My word
there's a fair bit of innuendo flying about today!

@HLT The pleasure was as much mine as yours, athank you very mush.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, Reply)

BK
I love the idea of you doing a Zoidberg dance in the office or wherever you are.
Mainly because I love Zoidberg but also it's just a great image!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, Reply)

@BGB
Sorry, didn't mean to ram it down your throat
*ahem*

@LVP
I do actually do it. They're used to it now. A couple of them join in on the WoopWoopWoops!

@HCFB
I'm honestly straight; I'm just a shameless flirt with everyone.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, Reply)

@BK
That's rude!







You should never ram it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, Reply)

arg
my lower eye lid just started twitching

(no, not the lid over my "lower eye")
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, Reply)

@BGB
*makes notes*

Next time, liberal applications of olive oil.
It should slide down the throat like a veiny, throbbing oyster.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:20, Reply)

"Veiny Throbbing Oyster?".
No.
Just no.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:22, Reply)

@BK
OK! that's killed the mood.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Oh, I don't know
Sometimes a little ramming is just what is required.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, Reply)

HLT
Sometimes it is yes. But not in the throat.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, Reply)

Oh dear
All this smut. I'm going to have an accident shortly.

*thinks of Anne Widdecombe*

*detumesces*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, Reply)

That's ok
I can please women just by leaving the room.

*leaves room*
*hears cheers and party poppers*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:26, Reply)

@ k2k6
oh, you're no fun any more. *frowns*

*runs after BK*

come back!

*drags back in*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:33, Reply)

I'm back
Why are you wearing party hats?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, Reply)

I'm plenty of fun
but I am at work.

I'd have to fill in the accident book...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, Reply)

*wakes up suddenly*
NO! GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER, YOU CAD!



Oh. Er. Ning. *stretches* It's quiet today. *sulks*

Quick q: do any b3tans play xbox live? I'm bored of playing with myself!

Er... That's not what it sounds like...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:39, Reply)

Right I'm off.
I was going to go to the gym but have now decided to exercise my purse opening muscles by going to TK Max and Staples.

I need a hiking jacket and a Rotring drawing pen.

Plus shopping endorphins will be released and make me feel a warm and glowing this evening.

Bye for now.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, Reply)

My Xbox is BROKEN
FUCKERS.

I need to send it off.

If I had it working, I still wouldn't play Live, as other people ruin my fun.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:42, Reply)

TTFN Miss Blouse
@ DiT
My housemate spends hours on Xbox live abusing people.
He can be a cunt sometimes.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:43, Reply)

But I'm nice!
I don't go online much, really, and when I do it's only with people I know.

I tried Halo 3 a few months ago. I spent about 30 minutes in the company of some retards, before I decided that it was better without a 13 year old redneck screaming in my ear...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:46, Reply)

well that's the end of a busy day with not enough b3ta for my liking
Time to head home. Can't decide whether to go out tonight or not. Hmmmm.

Laters all.
( Captain V, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:00, Reply)

I do not
and have never possessed any sort of computer gaming console. I really can't be bothered with computer games*. Never could.

I just lost loads of geek points there!

*except the Myst series, but I got stuck halfway through the fourth one when my computer decided to take a bit of a spaz and I never finished it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:00, Reply)

^You did...
But then you're, like, a proper scientist and that.

Hoots mon!

Bye Captain V!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:09, Reply)

It's nearly hometime!
I'm starting to get that Friday feeling...It's making me need a wee.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:20, Reply)

*passes Tena Lady*
*realises Lusty is too young and vital to need it*

Only an hour to go!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:23, Reply)

"Hoots, mon"
always amuses me! It's bizarre how these phrases become stereotypical yet are never actually uttered unless in jest, or quotation.

Similarly, "Och aye, the noo" is never said by a Scot.

"Och aye" is used, but never followed by "the noo", because it is totally meaningless!

Stereotypes are great.

*dons kilt and Glengarry hat and starts playing bagpipes*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:29, Reply)

here's an uninteresting nugget of information
last wedding I went to had employed the piper who plays in Four Weddings and a Funeral at the wedding in Scotland
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Harumph.
Next you'll be telling me that Scottish people don't say "I see yew, Jimmy!" before headbutting you! ;)

@V: That is interesting!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:34, Reply)

Why
would we feel the need to speak to you before headbutting you? That's just a waste of words!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Four Weddings
You know the bit where they're at the Scottish reception, and they're dancing? Well, I know the bloke who recorded that track with his band.

His isn't the band which is in shot - they're actors - but the soundtrack is him.

BTW, "See you, Jimmy", although also a stereotypical phrase, is actually uttered on occasion. And yes, it can be the precursor to a 'Glasgow kiss'.

PS - I'm off home. See you all later.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:40, Reply)

I should say...
That I love Scotland. Beautiful country. If I was going to live anywhere that wasn't London, Edinburgh would be high on my list of places to live.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:43, Reply)

Scotland ftw!
*is honororororary Scot*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, Reply)

Right,
I'm going home.

Bye!
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, Reply)

Night Kaol
I'm a Scot. Can I join in?

*joins in*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, Reply)

Just before I head off I thought I would share
I was walking through Glasgow after the Rangers Celtic game on Sunday and all sorts of insults were flying about (apparently it's "banter")

Anyway one shell suit clad scoundrel shouted across the road to me

"Ho big man!Yer maws a mattress!"

I mean what the fuck? A mattress? Slightly over weight with type 2 diabetes yes, but a mattress? How the fuck can you be a mattress?!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Night Kaol!
18 minutes to go...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:12, Reply)

bye kaol!
hello penguin. how fare thee today?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:15, Reply)

I am grand my sweet darling tulip
Yesterday was my last day of work, so now I just get to bum about. I went into town earlier just to buy some Irn-Bru. What a life.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:18, Reply)

wow, you're leading a life of decadence, dearest penguin
How I wish I could too.

what are your Friday night plans?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:21, Reply)

Goodnight everyone!
*administers smooshes, cakes and manly handshakes*

See you over the weekend!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:32, Reply)

ooh, have a lully weekend Tightly!
*smooshes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:35, Reply)

No-one around?
Maybe it's nearly time for an evening thread.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:20, Reply)