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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright I'll give it a goHave you ever talked to someone on the internet that didn't come across as a sweaty hairy-palmed perv?
alt - Ever been in a band/shagged a band member? Mr friend fancies the pants off Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. I don't think she'd look twice if he wasn't in a band.
If those don't do just talk amongst yourselves.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:11,
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No, no I have not.I have met many of them in the mountains of flesh and have encountered nothing to make me consider changing my opinion.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:12,
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Everyone's alright here though, yeah?(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:13,
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Alt: Hi Shenny, did you know I'm in a band?We should maybe go out some time and I can show you some of my unsold records
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:14,
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Tempting....will your wife be joining us?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:46,
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Not in THAT way, pervs(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:46,
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We don't need her cramping our style(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:59,
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Yes, I've even met some of them IRL and none of them were pervy.Alt: I would not ever shag any of my 'bandmates'. They're all male and one of them's Pooflake FFS!
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What about that creepy perv who insisted on showing off his 'chiropractic technique' on all the girls?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:18,
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There are only a few dangerously sweaty hairy-palmed perverts here, I've met at least one of them.Alt: I was in a band a college, we played in a shit 'sports bar' once a week for free beer. I have also shagged pop singer Cilla Black.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:18,
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Alt: As a youth I used a picture of Wendy James for inspiration, does that count? (, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Did you mean this as your reply to the main question?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:21,
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"When I was a youth I used a picture of Wendy James as a Rizla"(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:23,
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Oh FFS.I read Wendy James but in my head I pictured Wendy Craig.
Although hang on a minute...
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A friend was working alongside his security team when he did a few festival dates in the UK recently. As long as your friend is no older then twenty and looks like a model, she'd be in with a shout.
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Muns, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:20,
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Clearly a man with sensible attitudes towards women. Commendable.(
Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:24,
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Obviously, only young women who are impressed that someone is famous, rich and in a band would actually apply. Citation required? Ian Watkins.
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Muns, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:32,
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Who'd have thought that a man with a boat like that would be so successful with the honeyz?Ledge.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:35,
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Ah, no, she's older than twentybut she might make a good hand model. If she could put the cakes down for long enough.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:57,
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I ent a sweaty pervAlt:
Never been in a band :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:23,
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Recent Facebook pictures of you confirm copious amounts of sweat.(
Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:24,
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Recent gaz pictures of him confirm he is a perv.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:25,
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I wasn't sweating then though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:25,
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I wasn't perving then though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:25,
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DAMNING EVIDENCEAlso: somebody ought to call an ambulance, the poor bugger appears to be having a seizure.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:35,
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Looks like someone is about to slap the back of his head.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:37,
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for looking at their tits, the sweaty pervert(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:38,
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Are you telling me that at the end of the orange chopsticks that are attached to his chestAre wing mirrors so he can monitor the bouncing jubblies of the wimmin he has jogged past?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:41,
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You appear to have forgotten to remove your bluetooth ear piece.(
Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:43,
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He's a cyberman in his spare time.The silver hair is actually metal.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:44,
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Yes. He has ones just for looking at bottoms too, his 'rear view mirrors'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:44,
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I'm wondering now if the full picture sees Sporty wearing something similarTo a fully 'Modded out' Vespa outfit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:46,
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Then why has someone labelled it 'SWEATY PERVERT'? EXPLAIN THAT!
YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU??!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:45,
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I'll be honest, I'm pretty sweaty at the moment.That's due to starting my hollibobs early last night, which seems to have been something of a miscalculation on my part. I am far too frigid to be a perv.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:29,
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Steven Tyler holds his pen in a feminine way when he draws.#Doodles Like A Lady
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:33,
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Now, I'm not angry with you......I'm angry at what you've done. It's best if you spend some time on the naughty step.
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i met some people from the internet once, they were nice people and we remain friends to this day(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:35,
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neau wai. Before I was The Violent Femmes I was Harry Belafonte! #ellodermon.
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I liked that song you did(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:01,
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Actually I like all of themLittle tangle likes Country Death Song
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:17,
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But you knew that, right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:21,
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I met a dirty old pervert off the internet once.That was back in '99, when I was young and impressionable.
Fifteen years this week. Fucking hell.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:48,
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I don't know anything about this but I spent last night keying up an ex-friends volvo cos he's a fat cunt.(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)
On the plus side,it was only on the wheel hubs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:58,
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How many of the sweaty palmed pervs on here have asked you for a titgaz yet?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:57,
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Is that like an induction thing?(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:00,
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Less so these days, I believe.No respect for tradition, these young'uns.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:01,
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Dunno. Im queer so im a whole other ball game(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:10,
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So how many of them have you asked for a ball gaz?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:13,
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We are all coming to the closing down sale in your pub.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:17,
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I played in a band the other week and the pictures cheered Swipey up a bit so thats good.(
Peej, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:19,
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Lets see them thenI could do with cheering up
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:20,
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It's not worth the therapy you'd need afterwards,believe me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:22,
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Yeah I have, but they're few and far between. Alt:not that I can recall. Most of them appear to have questionable hygiene.
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'Member that creepy story Battered wrote about you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:27,
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I'd only JUST managed to stop remembering.Thanks tangledupinpubes.
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And now you're thinking about my pubic hair :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:29,
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She is a fucking fiend tangles I would tell the missus now as I see boiled bunny in your future
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Hold on, don't I get a weekend of torrid sex with Poppet first?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:38,
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No, I was attempting to insult you.it's been a while since I was here enough to remember how to do it properly.
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Bobby beat you to it, back in the day when everyone was under suspicion of being Bert:b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1208712
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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i used to be in 5iveget on up, when yur down, baby, take a good look around
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:29,
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I don't even have piercings anymore.Im a traitor to my boy band past
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Peej, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:10,
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Yep, most of the ones I've met off here are nice people.Alt: Nope, although I did used to shag a soprano.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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