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	 After Noon fellow B3tans.
	After Noon fellow B3tans.
 	Im sick of hearing about Scottish Independence. Where do you stand? What if they make a proper go of it, will Wales be next?
What are YOU sick of hearing about, aside from MM and my posts?
Glorious weather again, how's your Thursday panning out?
alright?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:48,
	
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	 You're sick of hearing about it, but ask us for our opinions on the issue?
	You're sick of hearing about it, but ask us for our opinions on the issue? 
 	You've either not thought this through properly, or you're a masochist.
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 Muns
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	 + or a bit of a thicky
	+ or a bit of a thicky
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 Im sick of sided media representation.
	Im sick of sided media representation.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:00,
	
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	 I don't think this makes you any less of a thicky
	I don't think this makes you any less of a thicky
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 More of one if anything if it's taken him this long to realise that the media is not exactly unbiased
	More of one if anything if it's taken him this long to realise that the media is not exactly unbiased 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 Im more UPSET that more people aren't savvy to this.
	Im more UPSET that more people aren't savvy to this.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 I've never understood nationalism in any form.
	I've never understood nationalism in any form.
 	You were born somewhere, get over it.
I have no strong feelings about keeping the union, but from where I'm sitting it looks pointless and expensive. 
Especially when their next move will be to apply for membership of the European Union.
Thursday is panning out pretty shit so far. People are thick and annoying and should probably fuck off.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 I really couldn't care less.
	I really couldn't care less.
 	I'm sick of hearing other people's opinions on anything ever.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 Do you want to know what I think?
	Do you want to know what I think?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 Putting you on 4.0 now
	Putting you on 4.0 now
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 Is that the sexy one?
	Is that the sexy one?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 Yer
	Yer
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 Scotland registers nothing at all for me apart from good evenings out drinking
	Scotland registers nothing at all for me apart from good evenings out drinking
 	and smashing in the backdoors of a PE teacher called Veronica
I'm sick of hearing about work stuff.
Thursday ent going too bad at all.  I met my two mates for an hour and had a couple of beers with them, its sunny and warm up here and I'm now full of food
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 At least you won't have to see them for another 17 years now
	At least you won't have to see them for another 17 years now
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 This is true
	This is true
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:11,
	
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	 I am going to read this as
	I am going to read this as
 	I met a couple of mates I hadn't seen for 17 years, I realised why I hadn't seen them for so long so I killed them and ate long pig for lunch.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:16,
	
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	 Sort of, yes
	Sort of, yes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 Thursday's good, just done a food hygiene course with some staff. Got it free, was multiple guess for idiots. We were actually givem
	Thursday's good, just done a food hygiene course with some staff. Got it free, was multiple guess for idiots. We were actually givem
 	 the answers, so we all passed.
I now am playing mein host.
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	 *buffering*
	*buffering*
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:05,
	
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	 So you failed then.
	So you failed then.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 You can't fail a food hygiene course
	You can't fail a food hygiene course
 	The requirement is only to have attended one
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 Stop ruining my funny!
	Stop ruining my funny!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:08,
	
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	 Not guilty of murder???
	Not guilty of murder???
 	Christ
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 I didn't know he'd been accused
	I didn't know he'd been accused
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 Yeah I mean Christ was more of a saviour to us all than a murderer
	Yeah I mean Christ was more of a saviour to us all than a murderer
 	And anyway should we still be celebrating Christ I mean it was like 100 years ago now.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 Manslaughter is 10-15 though
	Manslaughter is 10-15 though
 	The daily Fail made me laugh, their "journalism" has done a complete 180 and are now portraying his "agonising wait" for a sentence. 
Shits.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:24,
	
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	 Daily fail! Hahahahaha brilliant.
	Daily fail! Hahahahaha brilliant.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:25,
	
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	 Shut up.
	Shut up.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 You are upset
	You are upset
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 I know better than that now.
	I know better than that now.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 I think this is the point where I normally make a snide comment like:
	I think this is the point where I normally make a snide comment like:
 	"Wouldn't it be good if a lawyer knew the difference between premeditated murder and manslaughter..." 
You then point out a basic flaw in what I have said and say that this wasn't your specialism anyway
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 Yes you are correct that I know nothing about South African criminal law
	Yes you are correct that I know nothing about South African criminal law
 	You're an IT gimp, it'd be like me asking you to fix my stereo. You'd know enough to turn it off and on again, but then you'd be fucked.
IT gimp.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 You just want the gimp bit dont you...
	You just want the gimp bit dont you... 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:44,
	
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 	If you posted a pic of yourself in a gimp suit, I think we would all laugh. A lot.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 Yeah yeah I get this game
	Yeah yeah I get this game
 	the old double bluff well you wont catch me out sister MMMMHHHHMMMM
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 I am sick of seeing Alex Salmond's sagging jowls on the TV.
	I am sick of seeing Alex Salmond's sagging jowls on the TV.  
 	I think I actually dislike him more than I did Gordon Clown.
If they choose independence then I vote we get the spud wogs over to rebuild Hadrian's wall.  Give the Jocks nothing.  Destroy all state papeiren and send anyone born in Scotland back.  There are 795,000 Jocks living in England, 14.5% of the population of Scotland currently.    
UNGRATEFUL CUNTS.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:23,
	
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	 And one of them is dozer
	And one of them is dozer 
 	Have you got an injury? I'd like to insult it
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 Fuck that shit, yo
	Fuck that shit, yo
 	Move the wall north a bit otherwise I'll be in McWhitley
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 So it's the Antonine you'd want rebuilt then
	So it's the Antonine you'd want rebuilt then
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 Somewhere inbetween would be fine
	Somewhere inbetween would be fine
 	Northumberland can stay
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 Soz.
	Soz.  
 	You're name's not on the list.  You're not coming in.
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	 JINGS!
	JINGS!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 i hope the union jack is redesigned
	i hope the union jack is redesigned
 	maybe take the saltire out and replace it with a rainbow and some glitter
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:25,
	
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	 I hope they put in something to represent the Welsh massive. That seems like the right and proper thing to do.
	I hope they put in something to represent the Welsh massive. That seems like the right and proper thing to do.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:28,
	
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	 Like Ulster but a six fingered hand?
	Like Ulster but a six fingered hand?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:28,
	
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	 Nah just a dragon or something
	Nah just a dragon or something
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 Just turn the background into a picture of cheese on toast
	Just turn the background into a picture of cheese on toast 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 What's Wales about that?
	What's Wales about that?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 There's Wales for you.
	There's Wales for you.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 it's called rarebit and it's lush, m8
	it's called rarebit and it's lush, m8
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 It ent just cheese on toast though is it?
	It ent just cheese on toast though is it?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 Not much different
	Not much different
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 2 young guys with thick necks packing fudge?
	2 young guys with thick necks packing fudge?  
 	
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	 I think you are merely being prejudiced and that ain't cool bro.
	I think you are merely being prejudiced and that ain't cool bro.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 the welsh flag is the best flag
	the welsh flag is the best flag
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 It is second best.
	It is second best.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 Yeah Japan FTW
	Yeah Japan FTW
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 Nope
	Nope
 	I've just found out that McBeef's brother is from Benin.  I'm aware this isn't the real flag BTW

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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 I think a big leek on our cross would look a bit shit.
	I think a big leek on our cross would look a bit shit.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 I don't think they would ask you to design it, or we'd end up with a salmon pink vest waving from our flagpoles.
	I don't think they would ask you to design it, or we'd end up with a salmon pink vest waving from our flagpoles.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 "flagpoles"
	"flagpoles"
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 It's not even salmon pink
	It's not even salmon pink
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:44,
	
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	 and the National Anthem will be "You Spin Me Round" by dead or Alive.
	and the National Anthem will be "You Spin Me Round" by dead or Alive.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 It's raining Ben?
	It's raining Ben?
 	
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	 Its Uncle Bens
	Its Uncle Bens
 	Hallelujah its Uncle Bens
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 Who's Ben?
	Who's Ben?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 He's gentle
	He's gentle
 	The two of us need look no more
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 He never got a payout, but he lives well off the royalties.
	He never got a payout, but he lives well off the royalties.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 A bloke on my FB has been part of a campaign to get a statue of Tony "Bomber" Brown, a noted ex-player, outside the football ground
	A bloke on my FB has been part of a campaign to get a statue of Tony "Bomber" Brown, a noted ex-player, outside the football ground
 	There's a picture of him with his "HONOUR THE BOMBER" t-shirt on.
This is perhaps not a good day to wander around with that on.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 SrSLy?
	SrSLy?
 	Yeah he's a bit of an idiot. 
he can't have not known with all the fake fawning that goes on social media.
NEVA 4GET!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 It would be remiss if no-one were to do this
	It would be remiss if no-one were to do this
 	OMB UMM
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