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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on guys. Where you all at on a Wednesday?I've got a Lady Gaga concert and a trip home for a charity event coming up. What do you have coming up?
alt. I hate (HATE) those faux leather look tees that are in fashion right now. What do you hate?
altalt. Lunch or something food related.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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anything you want to own up to, Monty?www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sports-direct-security-guard-banned-jewish-schoolboys-and-told-them-no-jews-no-jews-9735919.html
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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copenhagen babyi'm excited, everyone says it's a lovely city. then a month of saving and being sensible, before meatsnake and i hit new york. i may or may not push him off the empire state building. we'll see how he behaves.
faux leather what? i have seen no such thing.
lunch will be a burrito, but not until about 3pm, then it will be lunch and dinner.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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This kind of thing...
www.zara.com/uk/en/sale/man/t-shirts-and-sweatshirts/%2299%22-perforated-faux-leather-t-shirt-c542162p1668531.html#
Horrid.
Some quiffed cunt bumped into me when I was out on sunday night wearing one. I apologised and then he overly dramatised things by wiping his hand and then flexing his fingers for about 5 minutes while glaring at me.
I called him a cunt and his tee, shit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:05,
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Like he stretched them out and balled them up. Like he'd been cut or something.Fucking drama queen.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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You going to Copenhagen?It's quite nice, but not quite as great as I was expecting.
What is worth doing though is taking the train across the Oresund Bridge to Malmo. Only takes about half an hour.
You're welcome.
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graciaswe have no idea what we're doing yet, so i'll chuck that in the pot. one of the girls said she doesn't care about sight seeing, but there is a shop she wants to go to for clothes........ she's on her own there................................
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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The boat trips are pretty good, although be prepared - the Little Mermaid is not as big as you would perhaps expect.It's literally only about 6 foot high.
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I'm working on two different issues at the same time at the momentIts quite hard to do. My house purchaser has just been told he has until the end of the month to complete or he can fuck off and post-lunch I'm gonna give Asda both barrels. Got to pop into town at lunchtime for a card for the boy as its his birthday on Friday
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Dealing with companies, full stop. The levels of unadulterated fuckwittery I've had to wade through recently are getting me all "clock tower sniper rifley"
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Lunch is two pork pies, two boiled eggs, some nice cheddar, pickled onions and beetroot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:01,
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ha!He's got a Mariokart Scalextric track and some Cars/Planes stuff too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:10,
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He's got or possibly more accurately YOU'VE got a mariocart Scalextric
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my trainee is so posh that she makes the queen sound like a chavshe does these silly tiny high pitched sneezes, about 15 in a row. i feel like saying, dude, if you just do one giant sneeze, it's much more effective... but i guess you can't control how you sneeze. can you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:07,
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"eh up duck, juss wipe snot on sleeve like us northerns dur"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:08,
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that doesn't affect the noiseunless you sneeze into the sleeve, i suppose. is that what you yokels do?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:10,
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At least down south we can afford sleeves(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:11,
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alright worzel, don't set fire to yer straw(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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it seems that your geography is a strong as your para-legal skills(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:15,
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you are now a bumpkinyou even grow stuff.
BUMPKIN PUMPKIN!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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ape is dead nowyou haven't been teh ape for ages
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:43,
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I've got ape running through me like a stcik of rock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:45,
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5.9.83.79/talk/7765439
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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tedious repetition followed by my inevitable deathalt: people who use the term "tees"
altalt: you have a potato head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:07,
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A gig at the Electric Ballroom next monthNot fussed about the band but it's cheap and a good excuse to wander round the smoke for the day and get pissed at night. I'm planning to see the Imperial War Museum and that tunnel under Waterloo this time.
Alt: People who think the amount of exercise they did last night is of any interest to me whatsoever.
Altalt: #healthytimes Chez Clay :(((( A crappy wholemeal pitta that falls apart after one bite filled with green stuff and a distinct lack of kebab meat.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:09,
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shove some houmous in ittasty and holds it all together
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:10,
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Good plan, I might get some chilli houmous(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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pretty sure I'm gonna have bacon, sausage and eggs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:11,
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So will I, once the road to "abs of steel" is complete(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:14,
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ok, I'll see you down the kebab van in 2312(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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Perfect post pub kebab time!Oh, go on then, just the one, I'll do extra crunches or something, maybe.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:18,
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I LOVE documenting peoples runs from facebook.Said no-one ever
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:14,
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I LOVE people who write sentences ending "said no one ever"said no one ever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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I had gluten free bread recently.QWhat's even the point. it was like sawdust
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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I think the point is that some people are gluten-intolerant(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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tangles-intolerant people still need me in their lives.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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so don't eat bread. That shit doesn't taste like bread.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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Gluten-intolerant people still need carbohydrates in their diets.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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All right, calm the fuck down and have a gluten-free biscuit you joke intolerant cunt.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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I was responding to a thread, whar is the pissy response for?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:28,
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Your prissy love for gluten free diets.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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I'm not the one who has been eating gluten free bread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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funny how western people are gluten, lactose etc intolerent these daysI bet you don't get those issues in Africa
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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Well why don't you just go and live in Africa if you love it so much?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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Alright Jay. Up your neck of the woods this weekend, I won't stalk you, honest.Alt, not seen one of those. They sound awful.
Alt. alt, lunch is egg sarnies, then a few hours kip then feeding the masses their curries tonight. Happy daze.
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Don't worry, Im not in the city centre this weekend.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:15,
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alrightI hate kikes, faggots, Islams, Micks, Paddies, chinks and jigaboos.
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Leather look Tshirt? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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dozer calling anyone else a slaphead is like lemmy calling a pigeon a stupid bird(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:35,
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how could i enhance a big misshapen nose even more? i could shove a ring through it, that'd distract everyoneooh and my eyebrows
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:40,
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we've all seen pics of you, tomasnormal it ain't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:02,
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quick someone gaz the mods 'tim' is calling someone a name a bit like their real name!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:02,
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'member when he got upset about 'tim stilton' and gazzed the mods to change it? lolzorz(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:09,
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i heard to help keep the leccy meter full he hires himself out as a mobile cinema screen(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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I've never once had someone mock my forehead.Please take your desperate attempts at humour elsewhere, or come back with someone whose opinion I give a fuck about.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:43,
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you could always pierce itnothing says cool and sexy like facial piercings
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:44,
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yeah, fuck society, manfuck conformity
fuck looking like a normal human being and not whistling when the wind blows or having massive gaping holes in your skin
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:46,
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Plus, it really impresses the chicks at the skate park.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:47,
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Yerbut I don't care about the opinion of a jumped up, mid-life crisis, dictionary-bashing, multi pierced skater prick with a misplaced sense of self worth and a rodent up his anus.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:03,
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I'm going to take the two little tangles to a gig at the weekend.That should be fun.
Alt: People who bring their kids to gigs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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damnSo who are you going to see, tell me someone they want to see and not a beardy weirdy drone folk ensemble
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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It's no one particularly good, but it is a gig specifically for kidswww.shemakeswar.com/ - Doesn't look as though she has a beard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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a quick listen leads me to the conclusion that she is "fucking shit"I suggest throwing piss at her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:39,
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Yer, twee prick with a uke innit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:40,
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Christmas holibobs in Cologne And a meeting at another bank prior to hunting for a nice one bed new build in MK with a "dual aspect" window in the bog.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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Yeah, turns out she's loaded. *rubs fingers together in best money-grubbing fashion*
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Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:52,
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i hear wedding bellsI you want me to do the ebst man's speech? I'm goood at speeches
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:53,
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We're a little way away from that, yet But we rub along pretty well, well enough that I let her meet some of these pricks. It has been noted, however, that it's pointless us both having large sums of money knocking about whilst paying rent, so...
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Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:55,
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where are you looking? where you are now?wanna buy my flat?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:58,
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Teddington-ishChiswick
Dunno, isn't Barnes where all the pikeys live?
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Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:59,
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yep absolutely it's rough as hell around there...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:00,
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Been through it. Looked like a war zone. I locked my doors for realsies.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:03,
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The weekly farmers market reminds me of a UN aid mission handout(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:05,
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I drove past that shop that purely sells differently infused olive oilsAnd there was a riot because they'd run out of Croatian chilli and basil extra virgin
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Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:09,
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oi, K DoggDon't go to banks for mortgage advice. They only advise on their own products (or from a very small panel of providers). Find an independent adviser, they're the only ones who can access the entire marketplace and genuinely find you the best deal.
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This is just for early ideas of budgets, nobody's signing anything just yet. I shall take that on board, though.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:57,
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still, an independent adviser will give you the initial meeting at no cost.They may do the mortgage for a proc fee depending on the amount borrowed. Even if you do need to pay, say, £400 for the advice you'll save that within a year. Not all lenders are listed on comparison sites, and many don't deal directly with borrowers.
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Oh Christ he's off again(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:58,
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this is literally the advice from the 1st page of Moneysavingexpert.comAre you teh financial equivalent of wikiwarrior chimpy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:59,
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they give soome good solid advice on a number of matters, you shouldn't mock from your hamster stuffed shit tower(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:02,
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genuine lol for hamster stuffed shit tower(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:03,
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well yes, but if you are looking for a first mortgage etc there is good guidance on different products etc(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:07,
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anybody using 'guidance' to find their first mortgage deserves to get stung on a shit dealThat goes for investment and retirement advice too, especially from banks.
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you are clearly being purposefully thickat least I hope it's on purpose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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you mean people actually need things like variable rate, fixed rate etc explaining?Christ.
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uh huh, plus broker options, upfront fees, stamp duty, solicitor costs etc etc(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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woah woah slow down, is this advice or guidance?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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i'd rather pay a few pounds extra every month than give pricks like you a salary(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:59,
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Measles, mumps and rubella?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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And then they lend three times their combined salary even if they have measles.(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)
easier to live in your wife's house gifted to her by her parents I reckon(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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Or buy a mansion in Barnet WITH CASH(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:17,
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One you can look down BOTH directions of my dull provincial backwater side street whilst having a piss :)(
Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:58,
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Chinny reckonSet Your Gerard To Pissed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:48,
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Least he won't need embalmingalternatively will be fastest cremation ever
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Only on Thursdaysand Fridays
and Saturdays
and ....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:03,
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My boss is walking round topless. it's very distracting(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:03,
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He is well buff.Gun show's over now though, back to normality
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:08,
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