Happy Birthday To Me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:46, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HBJTDF!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:52, Reply)

Happy birthday and good evening jeffers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:00, Reply)

Happy birthday, have a lovely day and a good evening

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:04, Reply)

It's a good evening from him
And a good evening from me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:06, Reply)

I hope you have a lovely evening

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:11, Reply)

It was my birthday last week,
No-one remembered. I would kill myself but no-one would care. Someone just came in to the office and in a brief conversation with my boss I heard him say "Plenty more sausages in the sea" this is a the quality of the management here. My day can only get worse from here on out. I haven't even been recruited to potty train someones daughter. I put about 10 times my salary into the bookies each month but i'm not winning anything. I got a pet budgie to keep me company but it told me I was boring and flew away.
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:33, Reply)

The make mcbeef feel better thread was yesterday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:40, Reply)

If I wanted to make him feel better I'd tell him that I got him a copy of "All is By My Side" yesterday
and then when he was happy about that I'd bring him back down again by letting him know that unfortunately it was in Italian and I'm going to have to try again unless of course he is fluent in Italian.
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Sorry to hear about the budgie

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:42, Reply)

Thanks Frog.
With Gods help I will get through this painful time.
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Seek comfort in The Lord, and ask for his guidance in times of struggle.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Did you hear about the American Police force that has sent letters around asking people to come to a prayer vigil
because two kids and an infant have been hit by stray bullets in the last few weeks and they want people to pray so it doesn't happen again. Fuck! Kids are getting hit by stray bullets! What shall we do? I know! Lets pray to the lord and ask him to make them hit paedos instead!
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:54, Reply)

The Lord will guide those bullets into the black hearts and sick minds of nonces. But only if loads of people ask him at once.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Like them doctors who will only do a lifesaving operation if the facebook picture gets enough likes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Think I work with you, do you live on the east coast?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Yeh

( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Kids photos! £16.50 for a fucking CD with one photo on?
and the sets cost about ten times the minimum requirement, plus transfers to two trusts in their name and a saving scheme for their private education.
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:42, Reply)

lime and honey chilli chicken

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:47, Reply)

On a Tuesday?

( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Don't bother, it's a ripoff
They still charge as if they were laying out for professional film stock, even though it's all digital so the running costs are next to nil.

If you must have one, buy one 10x7, scan it and print your own. Or shoot your own in the first place.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Will the usual plan is buy the cheapest then take it to my mate in Photography and have lovely big prints on nice paper done at next to no cost.
But usually the cost of the smallest little desk picture is about 6-8 quid. Now the cheapest is a CD and I have no idea what the quality on the disk is. Prick cunts!
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Happy birthday Jeffrey

( Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:47, Reply)

Happy birthday.
One faltering step closer to a long, lonely frail old age, talking to your budgie because all of your friends are dead and the kids don't visit - where the only 'highlight' of the week is the Friday bingo game which is over by eight and then there's the long, dark isolated weekend to look forward to.
Still, never mind, eh!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:52, Reply)

I don't have a budgie
I'd quite like a pair of Zebra Finches.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Have a great day
and an even more even evening.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Thinking of you hun.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5hamvk7ZA
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I'm on my way to Bournemouth, might sit on the breach for a bit later

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Once more unto?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Happy birthday. How old,?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Happy Birthday Jeffers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:04, Reply)

^^grooming.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)

I have shaved this morning, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:11, Reply)

You do look rather smooth and glowing it's true.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

That Nicky Hambleton-Jones fella has nowt on me
10 years younger in 15 minutes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Do you moisturise?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I do indeed, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Moisturising gives you aids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

You can't get it twice
YMs dripping anal cavity was the first issue
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I'll have you know my mums dripping anal cavity is a sight of specific scientific interest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:28, Reply)

It's in the bmj.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)

+u
+ ob
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Only if you're a foreign.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Gay.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Happy good evening Jeff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Alright Gary?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Yer.
Good evening.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I hear Tesco are looking for some executives, might be worth sending your cv

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

No thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Should have used Finest rather than Value accountants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

They just had a horse in the corner stamping its hoof

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:34, Reply)

And Happy Birthday Mr The Dog Fucker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Dunno who you are soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:49, Reply)