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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You've been a bit off tangent lately.Try not wearing out old memes that stopped being funny ages ago?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:01,
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you jumped up, dictionary bashing, skater prick.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:01,
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what wait, when was the second time?and it was an amicable split, which I instigated, but thanks for caring.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:08,
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1. You've just 'called the whole thing off' - that was my silly little joke2. All admissions to the end of a relationship will result in the poster having been dumped as far as internet troof goes.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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Would i not be more UPSET if I was the dumped?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:13,
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I'm not sure if you're getting this, but for the sake of transparency:You have recently become single, regardless of the real-life reasons for this, on the internet you have been dumped.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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Get with the times Grandad, being gay isn't weird anymore, I wouldn't go as far as to say it's normal, and it's clearly not natural, but we must only think these things in private now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:19,
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I spend a lot of time in private, thinking about gay men doing botsex(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I see your pointBut it is defo weird when two men touch willys,
I have however seen documentaries showing pretty ladies touching boobies and that seemed fine.
I am conflicted
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a booby is not equal to a willy, that's where your confusion begins(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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he's a bit deaf, you'll have to speak up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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I've just had Bruschetta and saucisson for lunchwith home grown tomatos and basil and home baked ciabatta.
marry me you fool
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:01,
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because he's only on here to amuse himself, which seems to be working out for him.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:05,
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www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/iphone-6-plus-bending-irate-apple-fans-report-new-smartphones-bending-in-pockets-9752204.html
LOL.
I can't believe there wasn't a test for this?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:07,
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Funny how you spotted an article abouting bending. You being a chutney and all.
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I always do a search for bent news on a morning.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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Yes. It's the only way to gurantee it's intelligent, witty and urbane. (, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Funny that you're reading 'the independent'What with you having been dumped and being a chutney
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:12,
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I can't believe your mum didn't have a down syndrome test when she was pregnant, but there you go.(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Your opinion will be valid when you aren't a reeeeeeally bad Rory wannabe.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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well, that glass house just shattered.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:32,
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i'm taking my niece to buy a hamster on saturday, as it's what she wants for her birthdaythe petshop said they have "loads" of hamsters in stock. dozer would cream his turdbrown shit pants.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:46,
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ooh candlesyou're one of the few people here that isn't a n00b.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:51,
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^ another failed attempt at being amusing online ^No wonder your dad beat your mum to death, look at what she attempted to drag up.
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He should have raped the Mum in the back bottomthen no harm will have been done.
Unlike now.
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That's what happened. And then his mum did a big poo and that poo now posts as 'Dozer'. The poos also sexs on a hamster.(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I've got some nice 'n' spicy Nik Naks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:22,
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IT'S NOT WISPY YOU HORRID BULLY(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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the sadly no longer available cheese ones were the original and the best(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:26,
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shut up just because the crumbs got stuck in your wispy paedo beard(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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Tangles beard is as luxurious and full as his glans(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:30,
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Jews love scampi and bacon. it's on all the menus in kosher restaurants.
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be'ave yerself grandador you won't be going dahhhhhhhhhhhhhn to margate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:47,
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