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why is dozer such a fucking prick?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:58,
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You've been a bit off tangent lately.
Try not wearing out old memes that stopped being funny ages ago?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:01,
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you jumped up, dictionary bashing, skater prick.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:01,
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alright mr potato head
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:01,
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I think you'll find it's potatoe.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:03,
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let's call the whole thing off!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:04,
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^dumped twice in a week :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:05,
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what wait, when was the second time?
and it was an amicable split, which I instigated, but thanks for caring.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:08,
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nobody cares.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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+ when I post
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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1. You've just 'called the whole thing off' - that was my silly little joke
2. All admissions to the end of a relationship will result in the poster having been dumped as far as internet troof goes.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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Would i not be more UPSET if I was the dumped?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:13,
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I'm not sure if you're getting this, but for the sake of transparency:
You have recently become single, regardless of the real-life reasons for this, on the internet you have been dumped.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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The internet is weird.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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NO YOUN WEIRD
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:17,
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Get with the times Grandad, being gay isn't weird anymore, I wouldn't go as far as to say it's normal, and it's clearly not natural, but we must only think these things in private now.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:19,
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I spend a lot of time in private, thinking about gay men doing botsex
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:20,
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I see your point
But it is defo weird when two men touch willys,
I have however seen documentaries showing pretty ladies touching boobies and that seemed fine.
I am conflicted
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:26,
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a booby is not equal to a willy, that's where your confusion begins
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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how many boobs in a willy?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:29,
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3
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Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:31,
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fuck off is there you AIDS riddled paedo!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:36,
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how big are the boobs?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:36,
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he's a bit deaf, you'll have to speak up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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I've just had Bruschetta and saucisson for lunch
with home grown tomatos and basil and home baked ciabatta.
marry me you fool
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:01,
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oh baby I love you so much
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:02,
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I just had saucisson!
neaux wai! sausage buds! that sounds gay!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:03,
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successful sausage super stars!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:03,
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superb saucisson sec sausage!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:04,
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That sounds fucking excellent
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:03,
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because he's only on here to amuse himself, which seems to be working out for him.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:05,
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Good afternoon.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:06,
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Funny how you spotted an article abouting bending.
You being a chutney and all.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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I always do a search for bent news on a morning.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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You know the saying "Chutney goes to chutney".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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are you having a joke with yourself?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:14,
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Yes. It's the only way to gurantee it's intelligent, witty and urbane.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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Chutney is as chutney does
Life is like a bum of chocolate
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:18,
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Chutney is thicker than chutney.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:19,
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Breaking the chutney
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:20,
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Chutney someone up.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:20,
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cat got your chutney?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:20,
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don't throw the chutney out with the bathwater
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:21,
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pub lunch^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:21,
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eat humble chutney
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:22,
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Funny that you're reading 'the independent'
What with you having been dumped and being a chutney
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:12,
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WAH!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:14,
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I can't believe your mum didn't have a down syndrome test when she was pregnant, but there you go.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:13,
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Your opinion will be valid when you aren't a reeeeeeally bad Rory wannabe.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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I could never be as kewl as Rory.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:17,
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You're barely as cool as Dooozer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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(Golden) Wonder you got dumped mate.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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well, that glass house just shattered.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:32,
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I aint been dumped fatso.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:44,
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Tammy Wynette dun a song about it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:18,
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i'm taking my niece to buy a hamster on saturday, as it's what she wants for her birthday
the petshop said they have "loads" of hamsters in stock. dozer would cream his turdbrown shit pants.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:46,
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They won't have stock for long, seeing as Jay's now single.
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Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:48,
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ooh candles
you're one of the few people here that isn't a n00b.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:51,
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^ another failed attempt at being amusing online ^
No wonder your dad beat your mum to death, look at what she attempted to drag up.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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He should have raped the Mum in the back bottom
then no harm will have been done.
Unlike now.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:18,
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That's what happened. And then his mum did a big poo and that poo now posts as 'Dozer'. The poos also sexs on a hamster.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:21,
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I've got some nice 'n' spicy Nik Naks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:22,
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& a whispy paedo beard.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:23,
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IT'S NOT WISPY YOU HORRID BULLY
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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they're no rib 'n' saucy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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the sadly no longer available cheese ones were the original and the best
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:26,
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They minged
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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shut up just because the crumbs got stuck in your wispy paedo beard
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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Tangles beard is as luxurious and full as his glans
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:30,
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That puny?
#punyglans
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:31,
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I think meaters covered that with the word Wispy
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:32,
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#tangleswispypaedobeard
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:36,
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scampi n lemon are king, mush.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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The Jew speaks the truth at last !
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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he cant as Jews aint allowed scampi
so he must be making it up
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:34,
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Jews love scampi and bacon.
it's on all the menus in kosher restaurants.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:35,
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of the current line up, yes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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EVAH!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:30,
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Did you have the cheese ones?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:31,
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Yer.
RANK!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:32,
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BULL-SHIT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:37,
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+ Mr Han Man
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:39,
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Back in the 80's, son.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:40,
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Oh, before I was born.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:40,
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Yes.
So bit of fucking respect.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:45,
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be'ave yerself grandad
or you won't be going dahhhhhhhhhhhhhn to margate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:47,
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lunch of champions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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Probably lead poisoning
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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self-absorbed much?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:43,
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