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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just gone to The Link and got myself the new motorola razr phone
How do I get to free U2 album on it?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:48, 244 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
How do I get to free U2 album on it?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:48, 244 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Mine is the Daley Thompson Lucozade ad.
With some bitchin' geetar.
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With some bitchin' geetar.
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Oh they've finally given you a game have they? Will you be on the telly?
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It's the jews I'm not good with, negroes and browns are ok. And the lezzaz,
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*musters scorn*
SIR, YOU ARE DRUNK. PLEASE TAKE YOUR FRIENDS' ADVICE AND QUIET DOWN.
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SIR, YOU ARE DRUNK. PLEASE TAKE YOUR FRIENDS' ADVICE AND QUIET DOWN.
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I saw an acoustic set from the frontman of The Bluetones a couple of weeks ago.
It was as good as you can imagine.
(not very)
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It was as good as you can imagine.
(not very)
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I can beat that.
The aptly monikered Chris Helme from 'The Seahorses' often plays acoustic sets in York and I have seen one of these.
It was even shitter than you would expect.
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The aptly monikered Chris Helme from 'The Seahorses' often plays acoustic sets in York and I have seen one of these.
It was even shitter than you would expect.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I think he was there as well!
It was some other shit britpop band i've forgotten, can't remember if it was the seahorses or charlatans or what.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
It was some other shit britpop band i've forgotten, can't remember if it was the seahorses or charlatans or what.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
is it a gay lager with a bent lemonade top?
then you gulp away, you'll fit right in
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)
then you gulp away, you'll fit right in
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I felt dirty buying Stunned a pint, for all the wrong reasons.
I have expected to be thrown out for taking the piss.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I have expected to be thrown out for taking the piss.
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I'll see if the yurtsmiths are free for a birthday gig outside the cbeese
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you have to soak it in water for 20 minutes and then microwave it for 3 minutes, low power
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The girls in the office believe that thing about microwaving popcorn with your mobile.
They wont listen to reason.
stoopid bitches
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
They wont listen to reason.
stoopid bitches
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Should've got an un-mutable motorola startac and kicked off in a restaurant imo.
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He was the best one here.
Sometimes Baby With The Baboon Heart is a bit wakki.
Is that drimble?
Im so confused these days. Why can't people just be themselves?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Sometimes Baby With The Baboon Heart is a bit wakki.
Is that drimble?
Im so confused these days. Why can't people just be themselves?
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What I don't get is why it took my b3ta irl 'friends' several years to figure out what a complete tosspot I am.
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He's the only person here with the guile and cunning to pull it off for so long.
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He's the only person here with the mental disadvantage to really believe it when people say it.
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( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MY MOTHERFUCKING RADIATOR HOSES HAVE ARRIVED.
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
*fist pumps*
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
MY MOTHERFUCKING RADIATOR HOSES HAVE ARRIVED.
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
IN YOUR FACE
*fist pumps*
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand your hairy palmed Cornish vernacular.
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Unless your Polo runs a Merlin engine, this is a mistake on your part.
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The rules are there ain't no rules. To the second bridge and back. First one to make it here wins.
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Your grasp of English is abysmal.
Clearly I stated that he's a pervert that fucks hairies.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Clearly I stated that he's a pervert that fucks hairies.
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either way i am offended by this unwarranted abuse and am upset online
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www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2299861/Rik-Waller-forges-new-career-exam-invigilator--tragically-losing-singing-voice.html
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Hello
I am a 5'6" tall pink-chino'd goggleprick with a severe case of measurement blindness, a filing cabinet full of printed emails, a side-firing arsehole and a problem with not looking like a needy desperate licky-licky-brown nose in front of low grade television personalities.
Who am I?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I am a 5'6" tall pink-chino'd goggleprick with a severe case of measurement blindness, a filing cabinet full of printed emails, a side-firing arsehole and a problem with not looking like a needy desperate licky-licky-brown nose in front of low grade television personalities.
Who am I?
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Based on your cabling measurements I believe you to be a friend of Snow White
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wHAT IS THIS NATIONAL BULLY NAKERS SUB THREAD, WHHY NOT MAKE A WHOLE NEW THREAD FOR YOUR FUNA DN GAMES OR A NEW BOARD OR NEW WEBSITE YOU
SHITS
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SHITS
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do you have a built up shoe to accommodate your 2" of leg length difference?
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Technically a 33" but they don't make them anyway but SHUTUP YOU WEIRD LEG STALKJER
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And I forgot to mention
An inability to go for a drink because his wife won't let him :(
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
An inability to go for a drink because his wife won't let him :(
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
OK we can stop now
I just wanted to prove that even when I start a shit thread I can still get 200+ posts proving once and for all that I'm the best one here.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I just wanted to prove that even when I start a shit thread I can still get 200+ posts proving once and for all that I'm the best one here.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Which they are not.
15 are mine, 13 are yours. 38 belong to your budgiedaddy
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
15 are mine, 13 are yours. 38 belong to your budgiedaddy
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
me and nakers have bought this piece of shit to life man, no need for thanks though
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we're the best ones here
I'm in Faversham weekend after next, wanna not meet up?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I'm in Faversham weekend after next, wanna not meet up?
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We are indeed
Yeah, I can easily not meet you then as it's miles away from either of the places I live.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah, I can easily not meet you then as it's miles away from either of the places I live.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I dunno, beaches, skiing, food, drink, culture, countryside, architecture etc etc
I mean it's no Alderly edge with it's mock tudor footballer mansions and high end Nandos, but it's something
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)
I mean it's no Alderly edge with it's mock tudor footballer mansions and high end Nandos, but it's something
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)
meh, it's not like my free time is exteremly limited and very precious
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)
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Nah, Ah seen a fruit flah, an' Ah seen a horse flah, Ah e'en seen a HOUSE flah
But Ah ain't never seen an elephant flah.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)
But Ah ain't never seen an elephant flah.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)
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