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I've just gone to The Link and got myself the new motorola razr phone
How do I get to free U2 album on it?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:48, 244 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Its easy

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)
*re-records hit with enormous dignity*

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Communication is a let down

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:58, Reply)
re-records and doesn't fade away.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I like old adverts too!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Which is your favourite?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Um Bongo

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Mine is the Daley Thompson Lucozade ad.
With some bitchin' geetar.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Busby

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
UP THE IRONS!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)
If we beat Man U this weekend it will be a successful season.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Oh they've finally given you a game have they? Will you be on the telly?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Dunno what this means soz

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Bit racist.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Occasionally, yes

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
It's the jews I'm not good with, negroes and browns are ok. And the lezzaz,

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)
The watah in majorka don't taste quite like it oughta

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Lu'on Airpor'

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Hey that sounds like what I talk

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
*gets self connected*

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)
*musters scorn*
SIR, YOU ARE DRUNK. PLEASE TAKE YOUR FRIENDS' ADVICE AND QUIET DOWN.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Yes, madame. But in the morning I will be ugly.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)
And its a click from me!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Oh yes

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Bono.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Bonorail

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Springfield to Ogdenville.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Mono!
D'oh!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Bonoffee pie.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Rick Witter is a close personal friend of mine, you know.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
I believe he wrote "Disco Downs" in you honour

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I think you'll find his name is Rick Waller.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)
^

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I saw an acoustic set from the frontman of The Bluetones a couple of weeks ago.
It was as good as you can imagine.

(not very)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I can beat that.
The aptly monikered Chris Helme from 'The Seahorses' often plays acoustic sets in York and I have seen one of these.

It was even shitter than you would expect.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)

t
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I think he was there as well!
It was some other shit britpop band i've forgotten, can't remember if it was the seahorses or charlatans or what.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Menswe@r are back and gigging again!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Mens-quare MORE LIKE

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)
[GENERIC INSULT OR MEME]

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)
My Candle day is Sunday.
How shit is that!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Very shit. 'Candle day' is a really wanky phrase.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
^knows his onions.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
It's my birthday (and McBeefs) next week.
Are we doing owt?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Three way circle wank.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Why don't you come to london for a pint and meet us?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Ha ha not really fuck off al murray you massive tit

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Ho ho not really this either, lol, I have a right laugh here

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Delete this please

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
^jelly

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Gulps.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
is it a gay lager with a bent lemonade top?
then you gulp away, you'll fit right in
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Who the fuck drinks lemonade tops?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
you'd be stunned if you found out

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I felt dirty buying Stunned a pint, for all the wrong reasons.
I have expected to be thrown out for taking the piss.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I'll see if the yurtsmiths are free for a birthday gig outside the cbeese

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
hell yes
let's smash it
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)
^is the real answer

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
swu-heet.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)
i am very much looking forward to this excitement

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
you have to soak it in water for 20 minutes and then microwave it for 3 minutes, low power

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
The girls in the office believe that thing about microwaving popcorn with your mobile.
They wont listen to reason.

stoopid bitches
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Should've got an un-mutable motorola startac and kicked off in a restaurant imo.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
You Loon!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Ihave a ZTE.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Yeah, you know me!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
SHIT!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I miss Frank.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)
hahahahahahaha yeah hahahaha

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
He was the best one here.
Sometimes Baby With The Baboon Heart is a bit wakki.
Is that drimble?

Im so confused these days. Why can't people just be themselves?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Drimble is TBOH

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
OI

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
What? It's not you.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)
NO...it ISN'T

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)
No, it's Drimble.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Exactly

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)
well screw the pair of you
humph
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
You're aren't eligible for TBOH, you're a bird.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)
+lovely lady

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)
IDGI

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)
What don't you get Jaysums?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
bum fun anymore

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
I

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)
The love of a fat queer.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)
have you fallen out with him as well?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)
my boy LOLlipop

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
What I don't get is why it took my b3ta irl 'friends' several years to figure out what a complete tosspot I am.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I thought Nakers was

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)
No, it's Drimble

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)
It's obviously Nakers.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Utter nonsense.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)
I coined the phrase
Mine
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
You coined the phrase applicable to Drimble

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)
He's the only person here with the guile and cunning to pull it off for so long.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
He's the only person here with the mental disadvantage to really believe it when people say it.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)

:(
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MY MOTHERFUCKING RADIATOR HOSES HAVE ARRIVED.

IN YOUR FACE

IN YOUR FACE

IN YOUR FACE

*fist pumps*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Race you

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Haha sure

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)
for pinks!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand your hairy palmed Cornish vernacular.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Pinks, you punk! Pink slips! Ownership papers!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Unless your Polo runs a Merlin engine, this is a mistake on your part.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)
it's actually just a donkey with a hole in the middle

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:06, Reply)
2JZ-GTE

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
That would indeed be a quick Polo.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
The rules are there ain't no rules. To the second bridge and back. First one to make it here wins.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
do a thread about them

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
pic plz

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)
^hairy fucking pervert^

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
bit harsh

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)
he only fucks hairy perverts?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)
hiya!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Your grasp of English is abysmal.
Clearly I stated that he's a pervert that fucks hairies.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)
either way i am offended by this unwarranted abuse and am upset online

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I am (full) of regret.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)

regret spunk
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)
upset^

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2299861/Rik-Waller-forges-new-career-exam-invigilator--tragically-losing-singing-voice.html
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
my 'mate' who does the poems knows him

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Hello
I am a 5'6" tall pink-chino'd goggleprick with a severe case of measurement blindness, a filing cabinet full of printed emails, a side-firing arsehole and a problem with not looking like a needy desperate licky-licky-brown nose in front of low grade television personalities.

Who am I?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
UNWARRENTED ABUSE

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
^RENTER

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
OWNER OF TWO HOUSES^

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I am, yes

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
SHITPANTS NUGENT!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
AND IM 6'2" AT LEAST

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Based on your cabling measurements I believe you to be a friend of Snow White

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
With 32" legs?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
He's got a two foot long head.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)
i like to show a little ankle

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
+ c

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
wHAT IS THIS NATIONAL BULLY NAKERS SUB THREAD, WHHY NOT MAKE A WHOLE NEW THREAD FOR YOUR FUNA DN GAMES OR A NEW BOARD OR NEW WEBSITE YOU
SHITS
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
red setter high fives

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
;)

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)
anyway I wear 32" 34"

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Me too!
OMG we're twins
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Triplets

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Quadruplets

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
do you have a built up shoe to accommodate your 2" of leg length difference?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Internet says not
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2270779
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Technically a 33" but they don't make them anyway but SHUTUP YOU WEIRD LEG STALKJER

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
OMG ME TOO
:O:O:O:D:D:D:O:O
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
-__-

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
UH-OH!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
DUNNO WHAT YOU CHATTIN BOUT MATE

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
CRANNERS!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
And I forgot to mention
An inability to go for a drink because his wife won't let him :(
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
not troo I met mince

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
BOKKO!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I preferred the Dandy, truth be told

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
HARUM!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
OK we can stop now
I just wanted to prove that even when I start a shit thread I can still get 200+ posts proving once and for all that I'm the best one here.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
CUNT

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
it doesn't count if 197 of them are your own posts

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Which they are not.
15 are mine, 13 are yours. 38 belong to your budgiedaddy
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
me and nakers have bought this piece of shit to life man, no need for thanks though

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:24, Reply)
we're the best ones here
I'm in Faversham weekend after next, wanna not meet up?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:25, Reply)
We are indeed
Yeah, I can easily not meet you then as it's miles away from either of the places I live.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
i dunt know kent, it's just in the way when I wanna go to France

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
why would anyone want to go to france?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
When you can see it from..
FOLKESTONE?!?!?!?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I dunno, beaches, skiing, food, drink, culture, countryside, architecture etc etc
I mean it's no Alderly edge with it's mock tudor footballer mansions and high end Nandos, but it's something
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)
it's full of french people

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Or when you go to Faversham.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
visiting wife's friends and kids :(

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
GUTTED

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
meh, it's not like my free time is exteremly limited and very precious

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)
does she expect you to get on with her friend's husband?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
yes...they're alright actually, just can't be arsed

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)
I'm going to Lille on Friday.
Weekend of wine and food.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Eurostar direct?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Yes, mate. 1hr 20mins.
6.10 train. Gets there at 8.30.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Nah, Ah seen a fruit flah, an' Ah seen a horse flah, Ah e'en seen a HOUSE flah
But Ah ain't never seen an elephant flah.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)
drunk and racist^

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:35, Reply)

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