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I'm in the smoke next month
What's your favourite place in our capital? I like the Greenwich foot tunnel
Alt: What's the best all nighter club you've been to?
AltaltL: I'm in the mood for some massive drugs, you holdin'?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:36, 201 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What's your favourite place in our capital? I like the Greenwich foot tunnel
Alt: What's the best all nighter club you've been to?
AltaltL: I'm in the mood for some massive drugs, you holdin'?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:36, 201 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
ok, well there are lots of great places in the captial, but i'm gonna say Barnes, just because it was home for so long
alt: i dunt really do clubbin
altalt: I have some nice Bordeaux I brought home from my holiday does that count?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)
alt: i dunt really do clubbin
altalt: I have some nice Bordeaux I brought home from my holiday does that count?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)
The guided tour of Lord's is brilliant.
Alt: Round YM's gaff
AltAlt: YM's got a massive stash
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Alt: Round YM's gaff
AltAlt: YM's got a massive stash
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I rather enjoyed a walk along the banks of the Thames
+ Tayyabs
Alt:
Massive party on an island in Loch Lomond
AltAlt:
Not taken any in many a year
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)
+ Tayyabs
Alt:
Massive party on an island in Loch Lomond
AltAlt:
Not taken any in many a year
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)
I'm in London in December.
Best all nighter prolly Fabric. Radioactive Man live in room 2, Damian Lazarus in room 1.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Best all nighter prolly Fabric. Radioactive Man live in room 2, Damian Lazarus in room 1.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
are you coming to see the Christmas lights and go to Hamleys and Harrods and see the queen and go on the london eye
FUCK OFF YOU CHRIMBLECUNT
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
FUCK OFF YOU CHRIMBLECUNT
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
distressingly near me
can't you go somewhere appropriate for plebs like you, like streatham?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
can't you go somewhere appropriate for plebs like you, like streatham?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
speaking as someone who has never bothered coming to any of my half-flat bashes
yous can feck orf.
sken is a 20 min walk. that is far closer than i wish dozer to be.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
yous can feck orf.
sken is a 20 min walk. that is far closer than i wish dozer to be.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
it's only 10 if you don't stop to stare in the window of every shoe and/or cake shop
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Cafe 338 in Bethnal Green
Giant greasy fryups for a fiver, just minutes from my door.
Of course, I'm supposed to be drinking Kale smoothies and eating egg-white omelettes or some such these days.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Giant greasy fryups for a fiver, just minutes from my door.
Of course, I'm supposed to be drinking Kale smoothies and eating egg-white omelettes or some such these days.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Apparently somebody a year older than me,
but with exactly the same lifestyle, had congestive heart failure at the weekend.
So the clock is ticking.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
but with exactly the same lifestyle, had congestive heart failure at the weekend.
So the clock is ticking.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
oh well, at least you don't have a family or girlfriend to leave behind
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I've thought about this, and it's down to three 'favourites' if that's okay. In no particular order -
1. The kebab shop
2. The pub
3. The omelette cafe
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
1. The kebab shop
2. The pub
3. The omelette cafe
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
it doesn't just do omelettes, it's just what i call it okay m8 calm down eh
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Helo Bill
I recommend a walk of the old river fleet. It's underground now but anice walk if yo look it up.
Alt: I was at fabric about 4 years ago bu the music was a bit dull.
Altalt: Ibuprofne is my limit these days
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I recommend a walk of the old river fleet. It's underground now but anice walk if yo look it up.
Alt: I was at fabric about 4 years ago bu the music was a bit dull.
Altalt: Ibuprofne is my limit these days
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)
To quote the great oaf
"Back with another one of those COCK BLOCKIN' BEATS"
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
"Back with another one of those COCK BLOCKIN' BEATS"
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Wapping. Or Greenwich.
Alt: There's always somewhere to drink.
Altalt: Yes. Say when.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Alt: There's always somewhere to drink.
Altalt: Yes. Say when.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)
That's her told.
No wonder she's so happy when she manages to settle, that approach would be shit in front of a judge.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
No wonder she's so happy when she manages to settle, that approach would be shit in front of a judge.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I just think it's a bit shit.
Not to mention, most londoners are completely wrapped up in themselves and can't acknowledge that other people exist.
Tosspots.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Not to mention, most londoners are completely wrapped up in themselves and can't acknowledge that other people exist.
Tosspots.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Plus London is full of Northerners who try to put on a southern accent
and there are people from bongo bongo land all over the place. And it smells,
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
and there are people from bongo bongo land all over the place. And it smells,
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Hahahahaha.
I was going to put that. I even typed it. But it sounds incredibly gay.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I was going to put that. I even typed it. But it sounds incredibly gay.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Maybe
I only know one Hawkwind song, but it's good. Is Lemmy with them?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I only know one Hawkwind song, but it's good. Is Lemmy with them?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Oh dear, the final nail in the coffin of your relationship with Monty
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i like st pauls
i like walking down the river from hammersmith to barnes, but stopping before you get run over by bugaboos and mummies pretending they used to have a career.
i like richmond, but avoid the park/kew gardens as they are often full of plebs and screaming kids, find places like the meadows/petersham nurseries instead.
i like the chelsea physic garden.
alt: couple of raves in warehouses
altalt: i have paracetamol or lemsip.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
i like walking down the river from hammersmith to barnes, but stopping before you get run over by bugaboos and mummies pretending they used to have a career.
i like richmond, but avoid the park/kew gardens as they are often full of plebs and screaming kids, find places like the meadows/petersham nurseries instead.
i like the chelsea physic garden.
alt: couple of raves in warehouses
altalt: i have paracetamol or lemsip.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
only one of those places is south of the river
i like walking along the NORTH BANK.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
i like walking along the NORTH BANK.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Captain Placid says there's nothing good in a city 25 miles across, with 7 million inhabitants
and every form of entertainment you can think of. This is because he spent six months living under cardboard beneath the A4 overpass.
Who am I to argue with experience?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
and every form of entertainment you can think of. This is because he spent six months living under cardboard beneath the A4 overpass.
Who am I to argue with experience?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
He's spouting half baked shit
that he knows nothing about. Like some sort of WORLD EXPERT.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
that he knows nothing about. Like some sort of WORLD EXPERT.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I'm just glad I don't know anybody else
WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
BEFORE I DECIDE IF YOU'RE WORTH KNOWING, WHICH SIDE OF AN ARBITRARY GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURE DO YOU LIVE ON?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I said "arbitrary geographical feature"
Not "widely recognised humanitarian barrier between civilised lands and the blasted wasteland inhabited by trolls and goblins".
Honestly, Meaters, you need to get your eyes checked.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Not "widely recognised humanitarian barrier between civilised lands and the blasted wasteland inhabited by trolls and goblins".
Honestly, Meaters, you need to get your eyes checked.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
It's the long and winding road that leads from your gaff to my door
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
the one thing everyone can agree on
is that nobody wants the midlands
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
is that nobody wants the midlands
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Seeing as we're doing LONDON CHAT
Any recommendations for pubs and food near Piccadilly and/or creative insults gratefully received.
Thanks in advance.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Any recommendations for pubs and food near Piccadilly and/or creative insults gratefully received.
Thanks in advance.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Google says either King's Head on Albemarle St or Shakespeare's Head somewhere entirely different
Which is it?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Which is it?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Nowhere within a three street radius
as it'll be absolutely fucking heaving with Yanks and Nips.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)
as it'll be absolutely fucking heaving with Yanks and Nips.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)
The Only Running Footman, 5 Charles St.
Kings Arms, 2 Shepherd Market
Coach & Horses - Shepherd Neame, 5 Hill St
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
shepherds market is a good call
lots of lovely pubs around there and not too many tourists because they don't know it exists
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
lots of lovely pubs around there and not too many tourists because they don't know it exists
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Thanks Jeff, I knew I could rely on you when the rest of these pricks let me down
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
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I love walking next to the Thames, Seeing the Palace and Parliament. Im a right tourist.
Then obvs getting shafted about the bins in Soho.
alt. Ive had some well mashup nights at Morning Glory on the queer scene in Manc.
alalt. Nope. They hatin'
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Then obvs getting shafted about the bins in Soho.
alt. Ive had some well mashup nights at Morning Glory on the queer scene in Manc.
alalt. Nope. They hatin'
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Imma go to Underground after the gig I think
I'm hitting the Imperial War Museum at after Peake Street, what are the best pubs near Waterloo? The Hole inthe Wall?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I'm hitting the Imperial War Museum at after Peake Street, what are the best pubs near Waterloo? The Hole inthe Wall?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
It's tourist pricks like you treated that as a fucking attraction
that means I get held up on my way to Chiswick Park.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
that means I get held up on my way to Chiswick Park.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Tourist pricks like me have to be a major income for that shitehole, shirley
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Tell you what, don't bother.
We'll find out. I'll be happy enough with that.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
We'll find out. I'll be happy enough with that.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Ah fuckit, Underwolrd I mean
near The World's End. Are there any better clubs in Camden, apart from Koko?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
near The World's End. Are there any better clubs in Camden, apart from Koko?
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Hole in the Wall. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
It's like a fooking working mens club. Try walking down York Road and Waterloo Road and see what takes your fancy.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
It's like a fooking working mens club. Try walking down York Road and Waterloo Road and see what takes your fancy.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
i like the bars down under the arches
again, nobody knows they are there: www.london-se1.co.uk/restaurants/info/530/jacks-bar
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:33, Reply)
again, nobody knows they are there: www.london-se1.co.uk/restaurants/info/530/jacks-bar
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:33, Reply)
There's a nice bit of the river,
Where if you're there early enough and stand in the right place, you can't see all the modern buildings and stupid wheel, but you can see tower Bridge and the old dock but or warehouses or whatever and without the people it's a lovely peaceful spot.
Alt: baraka. Psytrance place. Brilliant place.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Where if you're there early enough and stand in the right place, you can't see all the modern buildings and stupid wheel, but you can see tower Bridge and the old dock but or warehouses or whatever and without the people it's a lovely peaceful spot.
Alt: baraka. Psytrance place. Brilliant place.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Seeing as we're talking London
Can anyone recommend any gardens that need vandalising?
Since the BBC moved up north pickings are slim.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Can anyone recommend any gardens that need vandalising?
Since the BBC moved up north pickings are slim.
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Woohoo!
lordsofthedrinks.com/2013/12/11/abstinent-people-more-likely-to-die-young-than-heavy-drinkers/
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:31, Reply)
lordsofthedrinks.com/2013/12/11/abstinent-people-more-likely-to-die-young-than-heavy-drinkers/
( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:31, Reply)
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( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
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( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
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( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:54, Reply)
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( , Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:54, Reply)
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