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What's your favourite place in our capital? I like the Greenwich foot tunnel
Alt: What's the best all nighter club you've been to?
AltaltL: I'm in the mood for some massive drugs, you holdin'?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:36,
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dozer is a prick to all questions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:38,
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fucken up yer game apey
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:39,
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ok, well there are lots of great places in the captial, but i'm gonna say Barnes, just because it was home for so long
alt: i dunt really do clubbin
altalt: I have some nice Bordeaux I brought home from my holiday does that count?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40,
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The guided tour of Lord's is brilliant.
Alt: Round YM's gaff
AltAlt: YM's got a massive stash
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40,
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Oh you cunt.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:41,
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and you spazzed your strike through you piss weasel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:42,
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Go fuck yourself.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27,
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and also
ff sh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:41,
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:41,
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UH-OH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:42,
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Altalt: collecting tonight
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40,
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I rather enjoyed a walk along the banks of the Thames
+ Tayyabs
Alt:
Massive party on an island in Loch Lomond
AltAlt:
Not taken any in many a year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:42,
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sTAY ABOUT FROM MY THAMES
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:42,
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YOU DON'T OWN IT, SHITPANTS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:44,
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I'm in London in December.
Best all nighter prolly Fabric. Radioactive Man live in room 2, Damian Lazarus in room 1.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:43,
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are you coming to see the Christmas lights and go to Hamleys and Harrods and see the queen and go on the london eye
FUCK OFF YOU CHRIMBLECUNT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:44,
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No.
Christmas conference and party. Prolly South Kensington.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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I bet you're the only one who turns up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:48,
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nah mate
All staff from all sites.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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oh yeah, definately
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:51,
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yea m8
Definitely.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:59,
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distressingly near me
can't you go somewhere appropriate for plebs like you, like streatham?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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Nowhere near you. You live in Hammersmith.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:59,
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speaking as someone who has never bothered coming to any of my half-flat bashes
yous can feck orf.
sken is a 20 min walk. that is far closer than i wish dozer to be.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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it's only 10 if you don't stop to stare in the window of every shoe and/or cake shop
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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Cafe 338 in Bethnal Green
Giant greasy fryups for a fiver, just minutes from my door.
Of course, I'm supposed to be drinking Kale smoothies and eating egg-white omelettes or some such these days.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:44,
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Why bother?
You may as well try to enjoy your final months
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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is LiC dying?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:49,
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Yes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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Apparently somebody a year older than me,
but with exactly the same lifestyle, had congestive heart failure at the weekend.
So the clock is ticking.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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oh well, at least you don't have a family or girlfriend to leave behind
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:57,
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I like to think of you as my family
or girlfriend
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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ok, well kneel down and suck your girlfriend's cock then
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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I've thought about this, and it's down to three 'favourites' if that's okay. In no particular order -
1. The kebab shop
2. The pub
3. The omelette cafe
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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omelettes cafes are shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:48,
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it doesn't just do omelettes, it's just what i call it okay m8 calm down eh
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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I'm very upset
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:51,
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so am i now and it's all your fault
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:51,
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oh god it's contagious
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:52,
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Ebawla
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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Helo Bill
I recommend a walk of the old river fleet. It's underground now but anice walk if yo look it up.
Alt: I was at fabric about 4 years ago bu the music was a bit dull.
Altalt: Ibuprofne is my limit these days
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:49,
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who ARE you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:49,
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Your worst nightmare bebeh
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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Poor, northern and moving in next door to him?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:52,
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Whatever floats his boat
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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You're a giant flesh eating banana?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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officelol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:57,
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Ms McBeef innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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Fuck off
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:54,
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To quote the great oaf
"Back with another one of those COCK BLOCKIN' BEATS"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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Ha ha UH-OH!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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Wapping. Or Greenwich.
Alt: There's always somewhere to drink.
Altalt: Yes. Say when.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:51,
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The exit.
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Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:54,
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Hey!
I didn't know you could click on the candles!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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it says 20 february
it's not 20 february
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:59,
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It fucking is too!
Munsta said so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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That's her told.
No wonder she's so happy when she manages to settle, that approach would be shit in front of a judge.
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Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04,
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Captain Placid like pretending to hate capital
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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I just think it's a bit shit.
Not to mention, most londoners are completely wrapped up in themselves and can't acknowledge that other people exist.
Tosspots.
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Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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"just because i don't care doesn't mean i don't understand"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:14,
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Not "can't", "won't".
"Can't" implies a lack of intent.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15,
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Plus London is full of Northerners who try to put on a southern accent
and there are people from bongo bongo land all over the place. And it smells,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:18,
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Montys flat
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Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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Hahahahaha.
I was going to put that. I even typed it. But it sounds incredibly gay.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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Apparently its ok to be gay today.
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Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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Thanks for that Tom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHG2LJGfEdw
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19,
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can't beat those toothless gob jobs eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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That was the old flat,
Stop living in the past!
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Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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Fook me! Hawkwind are playing in St Ives this weekend.
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Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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Maybe
I only know one Hawkwind song, but it's good. Is Lemmy with them?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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Oh dear, the final nail in the coffin of your relationship with Monty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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Aww fuck
Another spunk flits through my fingers *epic sadface*
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:10,
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Nah he's in his cage at home.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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i like st pauls
i like walking down the river from hammersmith to barnes, but stopping before you get run over by bugaboos and mummies pretending they used to have a career.
i like richmond, but avoid the park/kew gardens as they are often full of plebs and screaming kids, find places like the meadows/petersham nurseries instead.
i like the chelsea physic garden.
alt: couple of raves in warehouses
altalt: i have paracetamol or lemsip.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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you fackin love it South of the River you SLAAAGGGGGGGFG
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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only one of those places is south of the river
i like walking along the NORTH BANK.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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alking addling
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04,
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could be worse
could be a wheelchair
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:14,
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You'd need an electric one love.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:22,
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i'll stick to not needing one at all, ta
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:31,
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Captain Placid says there's nothing good in a city 25 miles across, with 7 million inhabitants
and every form of entertainment you can think of. This is because he spent six months living under cardboard beneath the A4 overpass.
Who am I to argue with experience?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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He's spouting half baked shit
that he knows nothing about. Like some sort of WORLD EXPERT.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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I'm just glad I don't know anybody else
WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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The most important thing in life is your POSTCODE!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:07,
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BEFORE I DECIDE IF YOU'RE WORTH KNOWING, WHICH SIDE OF AN ARBITRARY GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURE DO YOU LIVE ON?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:08,
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Obvs exceptions for MK1
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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That's a sort of game reserve.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12,
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The M40?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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I said "arbitrary geographical feature"
Not "widely recognised humanitarian barrier between civilised lands and the blasted wasteland inhabited by trolls and goblins".
Honestly, Meaters, you need to get your eyes checked.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11,
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It's the long and winding road that leads from your gaff to my door
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27,
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Watford?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12,
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AND WHETHER IT'S NORTH OF THE COUNTRY OR SOUTH
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:13,
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+ WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT THE MIDDLE IS BEST
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:14,
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the one thing everyone can agree on
is that nobody wants the midlands
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15,
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Or the northwest. my ex-wife is from the northwest.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:16,
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sounds like Monty
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:40,
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yer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:41,
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Seeing as we're doing LONDON CHAT
Any recommendations for pubs and food near Piccadilly and/or creative insults gratefully received.
Thanks in advance.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04,
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Devonshire arms mate, plenty of whispy paedo beard action there.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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Is that the one where you met Darth and CQ?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:07,
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NTLCRU4LYFE M8
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:08,
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The Shakespeare's Head ... 21 Albemarle St
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:06,
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Google says either King's Head on Albemarle St or Shakespeare's Head somewhere entirely different
Which is it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:13,
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Kings Head, soz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15,
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Looks like it's a 1 minute walk from where we'll be
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:21,
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Nowhere within a three street radius
as it'll be absolutely fucking heaving with Yanks and Nips.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:07,
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The Only Running Footman, 5 Charles St.
Kings Arms, 2 Shepherd Market
Coach & Horses - Shepherd Neame, 5 Hill St
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11,
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Ta
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:14,
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You would probably enjoy Tibits if it's still open
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:13,
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shepherds market is a good call
lots of lovely pubs around there and not too many tourists because they don't know it exists
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15,
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Is that the roast dinner pub area?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19,
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^ Spastic.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:17,
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Thanks Jeff, I knew I could rely on you when the rest of these pricks let me down
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19,
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No problem, happy to help.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:21,
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I love walking next to the Thames, Seeing the Palace and Parliament. Im a right tourist.
Then obvs getting shafted about the bins in Soho.
alt. Ive had some well mashup nights at Morning Glory on the queer scene in Manc.
alalt. Nope. They hatin'
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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Imma go to Underground after the gig I think
I'm hitting the Imperial War Museum at after Peake Street, what are the best pubs near Waterloo? The Hole inthe Wall?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15,
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It's tourist pricks like you treated that as a fucking attraction
that means I get held up on my way to Chiswick Park.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:17,
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Tourist pricks like me have to be a major income for that shitehole, shirley
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19,
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Tell you what, don't bother.
We'll find out. I'll be happy enough with that.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27,
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No can do kimsabi
London needs me
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:28,
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Says the Frenchman
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:28,
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I'm from south of the river.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:31,
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+ Seine
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:33,
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Thats why the French never bathe
They are inSeine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:44,
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I love the IWM haven't they just done it up?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:17,
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Ah fuckit, Underwolrd I mean
near The World's End. Are there any better clubs in Camden, apart from Koko?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:18,
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Hole in the Wall. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
It's like a fooking working mens club. Try walking down York Road and Waterloo Road and see what takes your fancy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19,
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Yer gaping anus teks ma fancy big boy, fucken brace yerself
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:21,
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i like the bars down under the arches
again, nobody knows they are there:
www.london-se1.co.uk/restaurants/info/530/jacks-bar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:33,
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There's a nice bit of the river,
Where if you're there early enough and stand in the right place, you can't see all the modern buildings and stupid wheel, but you can see tower Bridge and the old dock but or warehouses or whatever and without the people it's a lovely peaceful spot.
Alt: baraka. Psytrance place. Brilliant place.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:20,
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Seeing as we're talking London
Can anyone recommend any gardens that need vandalising?
Since the BBC moved up north pickings are slim.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:20,
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Aw fucket man, this cunt wi the grey coupon is oan ma cunt fucken tits man
Fucken magnum cunt
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:39,
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fuck off dozers
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:43,
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Awman, I'm totes unfollowing you on twitter
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:46,
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Not srsly babes, xxxx
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:47,
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were you ever "Bill Clay"?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:47,
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I am, under my real name
Which is, of course, "Bill Clay"
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:48,
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If indeed it is really.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:49,
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Fucken is.
I've even got the t-shirt
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:50,
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How the fuck do you stop this men in black greyface cunt from popping up?
Freaken me out man
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:54,
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Who and where?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:56,
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STOP LYING TO ME BILL CLAY
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:50,
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Sozzers Jay-cloth
Imma fucken inigma innit
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:52,
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