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Good Afternoon!Following with the drink theme.
What's the worst/ weirdest thing you've woke up with after a night on the sauce?
alt. LUNCH! I Called it! MINE!
altalt. Which bands do you wish would break up or lose a member?
I'm SO unoriginal!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:08,
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latest was 11 years ago)
YM of coursealt: vegetable cup-a-soup
alt alt: we could all benefit from losing this member www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/25/anjem-choudary-arrested-london-anti-terrorism-raid_n_5880094.html?utm_hp_ref=uk&ir=UK
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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What a proper member.These terrorists are a crazy bunch. I don;t get why they are so against the west.
They would have much happier, better dressed lives if they just conformed.
Mind I can't see one running the Mac counter in Selfridges.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:14,
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Should we even be celebrating election pledgesits like 4 years ago
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that is so untrueyou had to stay in an hotel! you woke up with scabies!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:19,
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Yeah but since then I have woken up next to you after a night on the sauce(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:21,
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One of my peak nights out I woke up with a shopping trolley, a men at work sign, some council flowers and a bag of plastic hip forks.I also once woke up to a strange alarm in a hotel room somewhere on the Quayside. I had apparently pulled an air steward who had to be ready by 5am.
Immaculately dressed he was, as I staggered round the room getting my stuff together. I emerged from a weird vertigo suffering lift to the rest of his immaculately dressed team in the lobby.
I've never felt as cheap.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:18,
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I know! They're everywhere these days.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:30,
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I once almost decapitated a serving Israeli soldier in a shopping trolley(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:38,
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Weirdest was a hoover.I expect there were some wacky shenanigans, or something. I hate wacky shenanigans.
Worst was a good pint of dried, congealed blood sticking me to my sheets. Turned out I'd fallen over onto some barbed wire. Ripped three half-inch deep gashes in my thigh. I had no memory of falling over, getting home or noticing the injury in any way.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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Luckily I had a tetanus booster a couple of years previous after accidentally shutting my penknife on my knuckle.(
Kroney, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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I was once shot in the knee with an air rifle when rather sozzledDidn't feel a thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:36,
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I once woke up to find a no smoking rule had been instigated in the student house in which I was living.Apparently it was all my idea, in spite of me being a 40 a day smoker at the time and having no memory of the last couple of hours of the night or how I got to bed.
It was soon revoked.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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Sorry for the lack of wakkiness in my story, but I have never been a wakki student prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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Just your regular common or garden prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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I wasI recall waking up and having no recollection of what it later transpired was the last five days.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:39,
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The last thing I remember is ordering another round of absinthe then i had a total star trek moment.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:48,
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I burned a hole in my living room carpet with absintheI also found out that if you neck about 10 shots of Aftershock you seem to get drunk from the top of your head down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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I burned my carpet too through vomit. Vile, dark days(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:52,
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I once missed my bin and vommed into the back of a Park guitar ampMy reverb stopped working :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:53,
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I once woke up clothed only in newspapers stuck to my body with vomit (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:06,
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My friend Graham now revels in the nickname "Sleeps With Toast" for a similar reason(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:08,
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there was an incident invloving gin and mild racism.by which I mean my mate showed up with a liter of Gordons and a def comedy jam DVD. upon his insistence we played spot the white person. If you spot the white person in the audience before the comedian you are safe, otherwise you have to take a drink.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:12,
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Probably the entire signage from the road works in the next streetflashing yellow lights, barriers and all. Bloody students.....
alt:lasagna
altalt: any from any "reality TV" show
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Yellow lights too?! Brilliant!How were they powered?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:31,
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Batteries innitthey fitted on top of the cones, so the idiots I was sharing a house with brought the whole lot.
Cue mad hungover panic all round trying to get them all back before anyone noticed.......
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We used to nick the paraffin ones for fires down the dene(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:35,
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a 4 and a half ft fibreglass squiral alt coffee and yummy nicotine,
altx2 HAWKWIND and all the other 70's parasites stopping cool new music from being out there... Oh and the Yurtsmiths obvs
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That was the ideal conclusion to the night, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:40,
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Some dodgy bird with purple hairI did the walk of shame home looking like I'd been wine-making. I was covered in hair dye. Cracking tits though...
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Chicken, leek and butterbean pie. Rather nice
AltAlt:
David Bowie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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They were rather large, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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Altalt: I think most of them should consider breaking up sooner.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:36,
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I've got 2,One was after a big night with a beautiful girl. She had recently got kittens, and one of them had shit in the bed. We didn't notice till we woke up.
The other was waking to the sound of children's voices, and the smell of breakfast. Stumble to a bathroom in a house I didn't recognise, and there was a kid at the top of the stairs who just stared at me. Then some middle aged woman asked if I wanted breakfast. At first I assumed I'd pulled one of her daughters or something and she was extremely friendly. Well after a bit of breakfast and the young kids going to school, it dawned on me that i may have slept with the middle aged woman. She was insistent I stayed for a long day on our own, wanted to take me for lunch. I ran away.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:36,
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a lack of dignity alt: sauagage rolls from Morrisons
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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I once woke up in a sleeping bag with someone elses shit in the bottom of it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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I'm surprised you still talk to monty after that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:38,
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By sheer luck alone, I somehow managed not to get any on me, it was just there rolling about. Good job I am 'average height'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:40,
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Good job it wasnt in your hat then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:40,
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Although it's nice that you and swipe have something else in common(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Can you faecal the love tonight??(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:46,
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Oh wow, look at all the washing up to be done!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:18,
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Mr Pot, A Mr Kettle is on the line for you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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I was never that colourful(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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IDGIWho is that?
EDIT:m lols seen the original post
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:34,
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A pair of crutchesStill have no idea who we stole them from.
Alt: A chicken, chorizo & rice 'burrito'.
AltAlt: U2
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:22,
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They were just on the radio, came to mind because of that(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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Don't use any Apple products, so thankfully not!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:31,
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Don't use because they're poorly built, rushed out in a hurry, try to force you to use shit software, etcI was offered an iPhone when I was renewing my contract, I went with an S4 mini, and it's better.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:47,
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You'll sharp change your mind when they make a move into medical appliances!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:32,
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i have bought a beautiful Nicole Fahri Jacket and some bargain Levi's I care not for your questions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:26,
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Oh, I thought they might be to go with the ladies jacket.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:39,
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Size, style, cut, space for boobs, all those things and more I imagine.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:44,
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well you just keep on imagining me with boobs you perv(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:46,
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Based on yesterday, he doesnt even know his own size(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:30,
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I find it's not an exact sciencealso it depends where they sit on your hips innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:32,
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or round your arse, like some of the young uns these days.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:37,
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A ploughalt: ploughmans
altalt: Plow United
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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This cunt looks like the lovechild of David Cameron and The Penguin.www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-29359098
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:37,
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it's things like this that make me homophobic.www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/it-must-be-stopped-it-must-be-stopped#334b259
NSF anything. (Vile Essex cunt wears a "ball bag")
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:58,
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Not clickin that might be buzzfeed and therefore shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:59,
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Google "Bobby bag" from todays news then.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:11,
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Drown it in the sea, burn it and salt the earth beneath it.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:00,
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All the washing up and a filthy sandwich toasterMy friends had decided to punish me for not doing the washing up by filling my bed with it all. Thing is, it was my flat. My one bedroomed flat, in which I lived alone. Why they thought they had the right to make a statement about me not doing my own washing up I've never understood.
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Peej, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:59,
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My mate used to use paper plates and plastic cutlery.Probably not good for the environment but still.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:12,
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Someone start a new thread please(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:20,
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Can we have an alt about the spice girls?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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