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I just ordered some Christmas jumpers.
What have YOU ordered?
How's the weather where you are?
Going anywhere nice on your holidays?
Fuck off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:42,
250 replies,
latest was 10 years ago)
I had a 12v CAR kettle delivered from Amazon this morning.
rawk and verily roll.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:45,
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This post smells of marital difficulties.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:48,
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camping kettle, mersh.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:53,
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I can see that causing accidents.
Gaz me if you crash, yeah?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:50,
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Hahaha. will do.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:53,
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Couple of things.
1)It's far too early to think about Christmas.
2)Christmas jumpers are 'fucking shit' and for 'cunts'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:47,
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I can't fault any of this.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:57,
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*votes Fister*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:02,
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Scrooge.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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keeping jacamo in business eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:48,
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All the way up to XXL!!
You too can dress like Johnny Vegas
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:51,
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ohnny Veg
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:51,
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\o/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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Also I ent ordered nuffink as I'm saving up for the New York holiday in 6 (six) weeks
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:51,
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Cool.
that's going to be orsum.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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it really is. Im well jel
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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I am very looking forward to a real holiday.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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Bit festive innit?
Luggage
alt: Alrite.
altalt: taking our kid to the in-laws, although when we go we intend to visit the high tatras and some of the ice caves in the region.
altaltalt: bit harsh innit?
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Muns, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:48,
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That alt sounds well cool.
Id love to see some ice caves.
YM's fanny don't count.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:51,
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If it was my dads arsehole however....
Yeah, I know what you mean about the caves though. My wife has a few books about the place, I was sat there reading through when I came across the caves, decided I wanted to visit years ago and I've finally managed to convince her.
It's a strange country, some of it is achingly beautiful, whilst some of it is beyond shit. Although they're utter cunts to the romany population, which is fantastic.
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Muns, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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I imagine it being very Superman.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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I'm going out for a bit.
If you want to google it, it's Demänová Ice Cave we're looking to go to.
No men in spandex I'm afraid.
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Muns, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:01,
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That looks fucking mint!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:03,
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It really does!
I need a lottery win.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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Not expensive at all.
We're flying from Luton, two adults and one kid cost us less than £150, hotels are dirt cheap out there too until you get to ski season. You're right on the Polish border and the scenery in that area is astounding.
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Muns, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:43,
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Skint innit
Flogging some old bollocks on eBay at the minute and buying nowt. Its a rather lovely day here, mind you. Nice and sunny.
Holidays are on hold until house is sold
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:50,
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Lure that brown gentleman in by covering your house in cumin
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:52,
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NO CUM CHAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:04,
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I'm not sure eBay is the best channel through to sell your house
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:08,
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Alt: I'm going to Malta in November.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:50,
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have you been before?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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I went once in my teens. Quite enjoyed it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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it'll be very quiet in November. lots of pensioners.
steer clear of Valletta, there's fuck all to do.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:57,
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Thanks, but Im not going.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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This:
honestjons.com/shop/artist/Joe_Harriott/release/Free_FormMight buy a new teapot and all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:50,
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We've got a glass tea pot.
I've never been very comfortable with it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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We had a nice china one, which the cleaner broke.
Now I'm using a metal one that pours really slowly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:02,
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I'm not answering your fucking stupid questions.
This doesn't seem right; "ranked no. 136 on Rolling Stone's list of "The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time", no. 7 on their list of the 100 Greatest Guitar Songs of All Time, and no. 10 on their list of The Beatles 100 Greatest Songs."
So there are 3 non guitar Beatles songs better? I don't get it. 7 of all time, but not if we're looking at just the Beatles. Fucking rolling stone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:51,
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Song lists are shit and for cunts
Does that explain things?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:52,
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It does.
Thank you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:54,
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Do you catalogue your long players like Tim does ? That's a list as well you know.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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I do not.
To clarify my point, for those picking holes, I was referring specifically to the lazy music magazine habit of filling pages with "Dylan's 5000 Best Songs - As Voted for by YOU!" or "Our Panel of Experts' Guide to the 100 Best Beach Boys Songs"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:01,
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ha ha 'magazines' OLD^^^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:05,
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I'd rather get stuff recommended by a musical expert in q magazine than by a fella with a whispy paedo beard, no offence.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:06,
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But the musical expert in q magazine also has a wispy paedo beard
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:11,
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Also, Q magazine?
I thought you were better than that, man.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:17,
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You've been mulling that over for eleven whole minutes paedo beard
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:18,
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It certainly took me aback
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:18,
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What songs?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:57,
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The Doris is making noises about us
Going to the Caribbean at Christmas.
Which sounds both nice, and expensive.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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What sort of noises, like playing steel drums and that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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you can't take it with you, Jeff.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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You mean I can get cider there?!?!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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2 grand for a week.
Over 4 grand if you stay thru to new year.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:07,
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Very. Im sure they plump the prices up.
Have a gander on teletext holidays dot com.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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#Bamboozled
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:00,
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Kwanza!
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Muns, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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cobblers cove on st james beach is nice as is Crystal Cove. .
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:02,
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Cove MAZE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:06,
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Ordered some computer stuff.
Alright.
Cologne.
OK.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:06,
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Köln is nice.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:08,
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Going to visit the family, aye?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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Urope are one up ! Go Team Urope !!
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:07,
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my dad is not well, so i've ordered him some treats to be delivered from ocado
the weather is decidedly grey
just got back from spain and copenhagen. new york in november. barbados at christmas. can't complain.
no.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:09,
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"can't complain"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:10,
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I bet she still does though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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dorty bitch
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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OF COURSE NOT...
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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^ newly single ^
anyone want to come to new york??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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Only if we can spend all our time in record shops
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:17,
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oh god anyone but mr wispy paedo beard
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:19,
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And we can have our picture taken walking down 4th St, like Dylan and Suze on the cover of The Freewheelin'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:21,
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walking down 4th St, like Dylan and Suze on the cover of The Freewheelin' OUTSIDE THE "FRIENDS" BUILDING
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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Dunno what that is soz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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Ask Stunned, he can lend you the box set
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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I'll be there for him.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:42,
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i don't picture tangles as having a wispy paedo beard, unless we're talking about the one that pokes out of his shirt buttons (or his arse crack)
i think he has a mr twit beard, full of mouldy cornflakes for a second breakfast.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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he has a WPB
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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+ all around his cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:28,
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Sold!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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excellent. we got us some nice upgraded flights and a nice five star hotel
but you're not allowed to wear your pink trousers...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:21,
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green it is
Shall we do some shopping straight away then go for cocktails?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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Gay.
I'd be a much better companion for that, and you know it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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you can have a pink cocktail instead
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:28,
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\o/
Raspberry mojito please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:39,
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oh god anyone but mr tk maxx slacks
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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t k slacks
would have been better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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but t k slaxx would have been beter
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:25,
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better than the 'tk slaxx' you originally put? seems to me you aren't so fucking sure yourself
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:25,
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what i am sure of is that I'm off to NYC in 6 weeks while you rot in folkstown
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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you're not though, all you have to look forward to is a weekend in faversham
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:28,
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Lesbians this weekend though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:45,
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what part of lesbia are they from?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:46,
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Kennington
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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do they let you watch them when they lick each others winkies?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:52,
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yes please!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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oh god anyone but mr cunt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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lols
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:17,
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afternoon, coons
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:10,
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^ thinks he's patrick bateman ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:17,
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More like Patrick Star
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:18,
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nah, B8man prefers 'nigger' to 'coon'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:19,
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^ even more of a fantasist than patrick bateman ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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what the deuce are you wittering on about, woman?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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i don't know, i'm tired
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:29,
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you really are a complete fucking tool
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:30,
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well, as you're the least popular poster, i consider this a good thing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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hey, I'm slightly more popular than the WPB himself
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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nope.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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alright, official board spokesqueer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:36,
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TWPB would be the best one here if he had a shave and a jolly good scrub up
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:36,
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Edgy.
You're so cool, Doz.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:17,
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2 bottles of Glendronach Cask Strength
One Batch 2, one Batch 3. Going to taste test in a couple of weeks when my tastebuds have recovered from the ciggies.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:17,
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NO WHISKY CHAT
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:18,
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nice work m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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what do you think of Ardberg?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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Iceberg's wayward son.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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why do you ask?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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because you love prattling on about whisky
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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I was asking Nakers, you bent tosser
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:35,
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Because youth a whiskey prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:45,
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Nasty shit.
Tastes like poison.
Give me a Tia Maria.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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^ homosexual child molester
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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Alcohol is a poison, you silly boy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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I had one of them the other week.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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peaty whiskies eh?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:35,
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Laphroaig when I'm 'ere.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:18,
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meh
Laphroaig is bog standard.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:21,
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peat-bog standard
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:02,
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I passed that one on holiday this year
Stayed out near Dufftown where the distilleries outnumber the churches. Went out to the Glenfarclas one which was lovely in both setting and tasting.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:39,
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Glenfarclas are very good indeed.
I've just finished a bottle of their 15.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:49,
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Christmas jumpers? I would've thought one would be sufficent unless you're Bill Cosby
It's threatening to rain here.
Nope, I've not got a day off till Xmas now but I might go away for that, haven't decided yet.
Oh, alright....
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:45,
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Who0 are you again?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:55,
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Er, Ms Shenanigans?
That's how it works isn't it?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:26,
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![](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hoagie.gif)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:05,
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zib zub zibbidy zub
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:06,
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Zip bobb boppity zippedy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:09,
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Should've called it 'house like 'dis' imo.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-29202444
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:59,
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Mid life crisis can show itself in many ways
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:02,
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Since the recession people can't afford sports cars so piss their money into cycling equipment I've found.
It appears to be even more tragic.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:05,
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Hey, did I tell you about my new bike?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:11,
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how is yours showing? By dumping your boyfriend and volenteering to be the "Urinal Guy" at the bareback Bears night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:08,
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You seem to know a lot about the seedier side of gay life.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:14,
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Public school, innit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:36,
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I like that, although house names are generally shit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:03,
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You're not wrong.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:04,
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there, King-eeeeeeeeee.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:06,
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House numbers are for plebs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:04,
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House names for houses that already have numbers are for tossers and wankers who want to look like the have a nicer address than they do, in practice achieving the opposite.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:06,
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Yes, invariably their street name ends in 'close' or 'terrace' so it's dazzlingly obvious too.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:07,
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Or the number has a letter after it too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:10,
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people that are bothered about their address or postcode are arseholes.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:11,
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I like how much this has upset you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:12,
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^upset
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:12,
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I would suggest that it is you who is upset.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:13,
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Because of your shit postcode.
B4W 8AG
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:14,
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hahaha
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:16,
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ct20cru4lyfe
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:13,
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Aw man, you haven't bought out my postcode since you were Richard Head RIP
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:15,
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Great times
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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Only his friends ever called him Dick.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:18,
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I still miss him, dammit, every day.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:20,
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The upset got him in the end damnit. Raised blood pressure kabblamo, game over.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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Ha, poor dick, he was the best of us.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:27,
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speak for yourself, fishsnake
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:31,
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nommy fishcaykes!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:33,
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I think he guessed at ct19 first, ah memories
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:19,
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me too
it's like having a space hopper make lunges at your ankles
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:19,
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He should know better than to react to your horrid trolling
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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so it would be the immovable object and the unstoppable force.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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bob crow's successor has been appointed
i genuinely read his name as nick cash.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:25,
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bob is wiv da angels. rip bbz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:27,
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I hope he calls a strike to celebrate
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:27,
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Yessss! Cycling!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:29,
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yeah, i hope he costs the economy millions as his first job too!
wooo! yeah! sensible!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:30,
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Well you could agree to pay his members more instead?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:31,
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it's almost the perfect trolling
almost
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:35,
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Ha ha 'member' ha ha oh no!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:37,
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Oh haha it sounds a bit rude haha
What am I like, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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You're like a wispy paedo beard stuck on a beanpole.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:39,
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he looks like a cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:05,
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Afternoon shutins
Just had the viewing and the cheeky Asian gentleman has put in an offer of £25k under the asking price. I've politely told him to "get fucked"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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Was he a jewish paki?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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DUNNOSIR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:44,
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In your part of the world
That means he was suggesting you give him approximately £24,999 to take it off your hands.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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hoho
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:57,
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CUNT!
Where does he live? Imma plaster his house in Naan
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:57,
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Waste of a good naan, that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:57,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:29,
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Where's doctor best troll? We really need some #onlinebanter
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:37,
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#ledgebantz
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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are we out on the third?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:39,
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![](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LwEkXrXTuyk/RfBTN6bgSAI/AAAAAAAAADA/ujVnK2GOAjI/s320/I'm+Free.jpg)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:41,
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Cool.
Maybe a Needoos and then get on it?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:44,
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You are in a man then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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I have unrestricted access to the sweet cupboard
*SUGAR RUSH*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:52,
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We could do with unrestricted access to a new thread
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:54,
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the sweet cupboard YM
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:10,
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I'm bored
I just spent far too long watching the Abbey Road Zebra Crossing Cam playing spot the twat
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:54,
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HA! I only found that the other week. It's strangely alluring
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:56,
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This still going?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:55,
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No
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:58,
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mine
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:01,
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WANKRUPT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:59,
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Christmas jumpers are a hot topic!
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Muns, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:16,
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