Christ I'm bored.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:58, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Great quints get earlier, mate
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2377777
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Eh?

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Sorry, I meant I'm bored too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)

What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)

^posted this in the wrong bit but ent moving it now.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Tweeting dis

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)

There are four lined up and ready to go
The tension is unbearable, oh there they go! Nice and slow with a designated photographer in the middle of the road, clinical Beatling there Jeff.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I hope they get run over by an artic

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)

That's my hope as well
but at the moment it's like watching cricket waiting for something interesting to happen
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)

And yet it is still more interesting than it is on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)

& strokes whispy paedo beard in quizzical fashion

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I ent the one who had a stroke, that was some guy who used to post here m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Woah weren't you sworn to secrecy?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

I may have told Stunned, possibly others

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Roger that!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Unbelievable!

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Jeff!
Thanks, Kammy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:22, Reply)

It's a dull old day and no mistake.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Unlike yesterday, when it was all kicking off down the Mare
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Armed-officers-respond-reports-rifle-shots-Weston/story-22980182-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)

"Weston-duper-Mare"
Putting the 'duper' in 'super duper'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Stop pushing your religion on me, I'm not interested.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Would you like to take a leaflet anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Fuck off WPB

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Where did this acronym come from?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)

My rich, luxurious paedo beard has been cruelly portrayed as a wispy one by internet bullies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Now I get it

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)

I'm calling 'mine'
Although our Gayham associated it with Tangles (WPD)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I thought he was talking about Ian

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:24, Reply)

eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2375277
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Oh yeah, my bad, it's where he said 'Tangles innit' that I thought of you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)

Boredom will by thy salvation, my child.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)

I do sometimes wonder if I'm already in purgatory

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Hey look, at least you get invited out for the occasional drink.
Some of us have to make do with calling their mum.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Tonight I'm going out
and I don't even want to!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Well stay in then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Work thing innit, I feel obliged. Plus it's only drinking some beer etc, I just like moaning.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Just make sure you retain a scowl on your face all evening and if anyone asks what's wrong, just shrug and say 'nothing'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)

haha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Oh man, even when you don't want to party, youse just GOTSTA

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:24, Reply)

OKTOBERFEST PARTYZEIT!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Nobody can stop the Kentish party train toot toot!

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Next time you see me I'll be wearing my new wacky accessory - a german alpine hat!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

+ playing the fleshy flugelhorn

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Oh man, I hope there won't be wacky shenanigans. I'm not a fan of wacky shenanigans.
Even knowing that wacky shenanigans might be occurring tonight on the other side of the country is getting my back up.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)

That's 'Ms' Shenanigans to you, show some respect.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Divorcee, eh?
Pretty common these days, so I hear.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:45, Reply)

perhaps if you hadn't had a hissy fit with swipe you'd still be invited

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Hey look, at least you get invited out for the occasional drink.
Some of us have to make do with calling Kroney's mum.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Haha

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)

I have a live financial software update to do this weekend
YEAH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)

I'm counting the minutes until I can go home and assemble my new computer.
Fucking tradge, mate.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I haven't even got that to look forward to
:o(

SADTEIMS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I'm expecting a real time speed hike of at least 20fps!!!

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:34, Reply)

Dragging innit.
Might have a meander round town and a quick tipple after work. Sun's out, guns out.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Its rather splendid here
I'm sat in the garden with my laptop. Just harvested a load of tomatoes. Not quite sure what to do with this lot. Probably soup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)

May I suggest throwing them at crowds?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)

I'm skint innit
Not throwing away free food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Laptop, harvested tomaotes...
Are you sure you aren't playing one of those farming-style games from King.com
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

I see no apes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

hiya luv o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Throw them at that coloured's house!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

slow roasted to "blush" then store in olive oil
Or tomato, thyme and pancetta tart

YOUR WELCOME
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)

^this.
don't waste 'em making soup. don't forget to salt them. cook on 50 degrees.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)

tomato fives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Guns out? You're not wearing that fucking vest again are ya?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Fat gays with their bingo wings out are WELL fit.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Nope.
Some fat gays wear vests in summer
GET OVER IT.

Im starting a new campaign
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Soz m8, I didn't mean 'vest', I meant 'singlet' because you got dumped :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)

VOMIT ER'RYWHERE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)

DONCHAAA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Don't mock girlfriends unless you've had a girlfriend.
New rule.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Didn't he claim to have tried a bit of fanny in his youth?
But then decided that he much preferred sliding his flaccid worm between the hairy, sweaty arse-cheeks of a balding, disabled man?

Seems like a no-brainer to me, right enough.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)

a little too much knowledge here...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Why is that Swipey? You should be familiar with a middle-aged man's rear end.
After all, one frequently shat your bed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Might go to this later
www.bnhc.org.uk/festival-of-nature/bristol-bright-night/bristol-bright-night-2/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)

"Bristolians staggered by new anti-darkness technology"
"It were roight beezer, it were, Oi could guzzle me scrumpoi withaht chucking down moi front!" - Dalziel, 44, tramp.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Do not Pascoe, do not collect £200

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I like this.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)

It's a click from me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)

This talk looks interesting. It includes free beer!
•A Scientist Walks into a Bar

Ever wondered why alcohol seems to affect people differently, whether the shape of our glass influences our drinking speed, or whether there’s any truth in the ‘beer-goggles effect’? To find out the answers to these questions and more, join the University of Bristol’s Tobacco and Alcohol Research Group (TARG) and Dr Olivia Maynard, School of Experimental Psychology at the Watershed, in the name of a (responsible) pint and science!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Promoting responsible drinking in the West Country.
Good luck, love.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)

With the amount I've smoked and drunk over the year,
I'm expecting a free pint and a PhD on arrival.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)

"School of Experimental Psychology" sounds a bit Moreauvian for my liking.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

I just don't get it.
Sir Jimmy fucks a load of kids and he gets demonised.

The gays start a love in with minors, and they get a Bill Nighy film.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)

love ACKSHULLY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)

insert Richard Curtis film pun here ->

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)

filthy Kiwi bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Dear Work
I'm now so bored I went to get a can of Coke and a Double Decker fromt he vending machine, your place of business is directly responsible for my poor diet. Kindly give me more money.

Regards,

Fat Goutist, Third Floor.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)

me too, the worst bit is I have LOADS to do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Don't mock the gout if you haven't had the gout.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

can you get gout when you have no feet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)

not any more! result!
I first got gout when I was about 26.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I see old Kim-Il 3 has joined your club.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Don't be silly, if people followed that logic, nobody would make fun of Dozer*
*Because nobody's had him. Because he's a virgin.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)

difference is, gout isn't a cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)

That's not what I've heard.
I've heard it's every bit a cunt.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)

it's got more personality than dozer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

alright swipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I'd have to make that same joke over a period of several months for that comparison to qualify, old chum.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)

less of the old thank you very much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Sorry, youthfully challenged.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)

apart from AA and weepee I may be the youngest person here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Possibly, but that doesn't make you young.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

relatively speaking, it does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Relatively speaking it makes you younger.
Younger is relative, young isn't and mid-thirties isn't young.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

i ent mid thirties, I'm early thirties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Thirties isn't young full stop.
Stop combing your hair over your bald spot and deal with it.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)

projecting ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)

It's ok to be renting in your early thirties mate.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:29, Reply)

Remember when we all decided you had gout?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928096#post1928216

Those were the days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

That looks like quite a lot of people mocking gout.
If only you'd all realised it was illegal :(
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

you cried a little bit didn't you and the salty tears fell on your swollen joints and stung like bitter barbs of spite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Haha you wrong-place-posting deleting message-wrong

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

*INNOCENT FACE*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)

I'm just amazed Monty never made a
You know you make me wanna Gout! Post in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Bollocks and Boyce were mates in that thread.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)

And you never had gout.
It was all about Gout Master Flash*

*Feel free to change 'Flash' to something either French, or more Kroney sounding.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)

I never posted in that thread.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)

You were probably on your sofa
With a packet of frozen peas strapped to your foot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I am off to Lille shortly.
I will be doing my best to get gout this weekend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

l d

pikey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

They do some lovely champagne.
not
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Try the port.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)

No.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)

alright flids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:23, Reply)