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alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:06, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Morning
I am girding my loins for a very busy week -trade show at the NEC where I will be manning two stands in rotation.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:35, Reply)
i hope you have the worst day of your life

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:37, Reply)
i hope you die tomorrow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:40, Reply)
I won't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:41, Reply)
today would be preferable

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:45, Reply)
you're a mean bully and i'm not posting anymore in this horrible thread

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:46, Reply)
You'll be missed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:48, Reply)
Twat,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Made you post :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:11, Reply)
You may have noticed you made several people post, dunno why though,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Did you see my last tweet? Found that little fellow in Barnes pond

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)
TerraWIN :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:04, Reply)
He was pretty cool and really fast

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Swipe would have been happy as well, cod we met David gandy in the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)
dunno what that is

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:19, Reply)
I'm sure your mrs will and maybe jason

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)
what were you doing in barnes?
you no live there any more.

it's years since you've been there.... now you've disappeared somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:40, Reply)
meeting FRIENDS for lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:54, Reply)
oh, the wife's friends?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:54, Reply)
NO*





*yes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Twat,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Upset,

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:52, Reply)
upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Twat,

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Girlfriend in a,

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:59, Reply)
I'm on my.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I hope grace gets stuck in your :

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Well, this IS good.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:19, Reply)
What the fuck is this happy horseshit?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I hope you tear your nutsack open whilst climbing over a rusty barbed wire fence.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)
but how do yo really feel PJ, don't hold it in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I hadn't finished
after that whilst he is writhing on the floor in agony I hope his testicles become exposed and he passes out from the pain. Whilst unconscious I hope a fox chews his testicles off and eats them.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Good morning Team Internet
Everyone have a good weekend? I've been busy as fuck. Had three viewings on the house, painted calf 2's bedroom and sold some old shite on eBay.

Decided to have mince and dumplings last night. Pure win!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)
yeah I had a joiner doing my dado on Saturday then went for a lovely long walk yesterday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:43, Reply)

o

We've got dado rails in most rooms, or the little wood bits anyway. Got a full on picture rail in the hallway, which I still need to paint
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:45, Reply)
yeah going to put a picture rail in the drawing room and dining room.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:12, Reply)
*mince fives* tatties for me though
What's the going rate for old shite these days? Some guy bought some Elvis turds off eBay for a ridiculous sum a while back but there was some hassle over sending it out to him so the seller said "look I've had enough of this, you can have your shits now or never!" #DELETETHISPLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Had potato as well
I'm not on a diet, FFS
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Went to France. Had some Gâche.
Nuff said.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Took Mrs Stunned up the Eiffel tower, did you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:51, Reply)
i hard he stormed her Bastillle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I've had un oeuf of that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:00, Reply)
LET THEM EAT COCK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)
This is fucking shit.
I am 41 tomorrow.

Kill me now!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:05, Reply)
You've got so much to live for

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Not really !

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
This status was brought to you by the year 1996

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
That was a GOOD year.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
i can't even imagine being that old

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)
You won't fucking make it either if you carry on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)
41 what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:28, Reply)
THERE'S 40 OF THEM!!!!111!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)
I hope they invent invent a razor sharp giant blade capable of shaving off a micrometre at a time
I hope they use it to shave you from the feet up causing you to have an incredibly slow, excruciatingly painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Yesterday was the anniversary of the creation of my B3ta account
As of today I have been a member for 10 years, 0 months and 0 days. This is pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I just read your "Dad" story
It made me do a sad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Why would you read that! On a monday too. Are you mad!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)
I can't believe he put your mum's head through a wall
did she steal his dildo or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)
ummm yes?
It wasn't a brick wall or anything like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)
#dildogate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:29, Reply)
You have to look on the bright side
YM gives a better BJ now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)
all her teeth are fixed
and sharpened
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Like I said, better
Danger gob
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Its not going to be as good without David Jason doing the voices.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:29, Reply)
this^
Although he did put me off my stroke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Still, at least we can all make jokes about it on the internet now!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)
I knew you'd get ROPED in!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I've been hanging around waiting for this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:25, Reply)
IDGI

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Idiot dad gassed 'imself?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:29, Reply)
OOF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Whoa!
bad times, peej.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Hey! It could be worse mate.
I mean he didn't even see 41! Lucky escape!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:28, Reply)
lets hope stunner is just as lucky eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Gangsters Paradise 2 - Electric Boogaloo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)
i was trying to annoy frog on qotw, but i didn't do it very well
and then baggenfock posted in it, so i had to resort to deletion. i no like dirty racists.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Thread deletion is worse that Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:35, Reply)
i'll repost when i think of a better way to word it
and when the careless gimp is actually reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:37, Reply)
I saw it but I also couldn't be bothered to reply as boringfock was doing his tedious doesn't quite get it shit-troll thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:43, Reply)
i don't know whether to blame you or him
i hope he goes away soon. he's racist.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:44, Reply)
So are half the people on OT.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Yeah and the other half should fuck off back where they came from

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Fucking wogs!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I don't think he's sure if he's supposed to be 'clever' or 'annoying', he doesn't do either well enough to be much more than 'dull'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I think Baggenfock is megalolz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:49, Reply)
So are half the people on OT.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:50, Reply)
What? Child molesters?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Yes. Not you and me though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)
^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Coffee time!!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:39, Reply)
delete this please

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)
i thought baggysock was you for a while
who was that other scottish fool (not fister, when he's not here to see it, i actually like him) that people thought was you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Ms Shenanigans?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)
phudbree
Only tossers thought he was me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)

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